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If you’re easily grossed out, you might want to skip tonight’s episode of Vanderpump Rules! Or at least don’t have steak for dinner before watching it (you definitely won’t want steak for a while after watching it…).  Tonight Tom Schwartz dishes up some revenge to Jax Taylor and Tom Sandoval and it’s gag-inducing, but brings him a whole lot of joy. We’ll leave it at that and not spoil it for you.

Also on tonight’s episode, Katie Maloney asks Stassi, Scheana, and Kristen Doute to be her bridesmaids. Katie excludes Ariana Madix from her list of chosen ones because she’s upset that Ariana is still talking to Lala Kent.  Katie later questions her decision to include Scheana when she’s seen being friendly to Lala.

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Last night Lisa Vanderpump hosted World Dog Day and declared it a mandatory requirement for all Vanderpump Rules stars to own a dog. James Kennedy is exempt, however, because obviously Lisa cares about the welfare of her furry friends!

OK, just kidding – they didn’t have to own a dog, but it might as well have been a decree. Some of them <ahem… Stassi Schroeder…> were so eager to suck-up to Lisa via dog-loving they adopted two poor doggies, and dressed them up in bonnets fit for English Tea.

Before we dealt with dogs, however, we had to deal with pussy cats. And also bitches. All in a days work at SUR, right!? The bitch is Jax Taylor who has been spreading news of Kristen Doute petting Brittany Cartwright‘s kitty-cat all over SUR.

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Welcome back to Vanderpump Rules, where people miraculously age in reverse – but only in their personalities and maturity levels.

Despite our year-long hiatus, little has changed at SUR, the illustrious sur-vers and their counterparts. Kristen Doute and Stassi Schroeder are back in the full-time rotation, to reign supreme over the dysfunction, with Scheana Marie and Katie Maloney their tittering accomplices. Tom 2 is a mere accessory to their life of crime, the teeny dog shoved in a purse to nip and yap occasionally. And everybody still hates Lala Kent!

I don’t know guys – are we really in for another season of mean girls justifying their own behavior by calling the other person mean? It’s like Vanderpump Rules is just an audition for Real Housewives, a job Stassi presumably believes will be hers as soon as she convinces a Hollywood mogul, or rich business man to marry her. Maybe when Lala’s ‘boyfriend,’ the married guy with 35,022 kids who is passing out free Range Rovers on Halloween, ditches that wife of his Stassi can swoop right in?

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Vanderpump Rules Season 4 Cast

Vanderpump Rules returns for its fifth season tonight. That means we’ve endured four seasons of binge drinking, bar fighting, cheating scandals, bad boyfriending, bad girlfriending, bad friending, b’atrocious fashions from bad employees who are slinging shots while slinging mud whilst trying Lisa Vanderpump‘s patience! But success tastes like a Pumptini after a long day at Bravo, so before we head into season five – which promises another wedding with another bad wedding gown – let’s refresh our drink-addled memories with a toast to all the craziness from last season!

Because as unrealistic as it is to imagine 30-something bartenders and waitresses who have not evolved at all in their lives and are still bickering over the same puerile topics, we’re all kinda obsessed with the show. Below is a rundown of Vanderpump Rules biggest dramas and scandals from season 4!

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WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - NOVEMBER 04: (L-R) Guest, Jeremy Madix, Tom Sandoval, Jax Taylor, Lisa Vanderpump, Tom Sandoval, Arianna Madix, Scheana Shay, Stassi Schroeder Kristen Doute and Katie Maloney attends the

Raise your glasses high! The premiere of Vanderpump Rules season 5 is just hours away! To celebrate the new season the cast got together over the weekend at HYDE Sunset and we have the photos for you!

The entire cast (except Mike Shay, who Scheana says is “missing” and carrying a lot of money with him) turned out to party together – even Lala Kent, who quit the show part way through the season.  Tom Sandoval, Tom Schwartz, Ariana Madix, Katie Maloney, Kristen Doute, Brittany Cartwright, Stassi Schroeder, and of course, boss lady Lisa Vanderpump, all posed together on the pink carpet.

Take a peek at the photos below and tell us who wins the best look of the night. Hold your voting until you see Lala’s see-through dress below. It’s not to be missed.

HOLLYWOOD, CA - NOVEMBER 03: Lisa Vanderpump (L) and Ken Todd attend Vanderpump Dogs Foundation Gala at Taglyan Cultural Complex on November 3, 2016 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Tasia Wells/Getty Images)

Last night Lisa Vanderpump celebrated her first Vanderpump Dog Foundation Gala with friends, family, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Vanderpump Rules co-stars and former co-stars.

Lisa was joined by past RHOBH stars Taylor Armstrong and Joyce Giraud, current co-stars Eden Sassoon, Kyle Richards and Dorit Kemsley, and most of the Vanderpump Rules cast: Lala Kent, James Kennedy, Jax Taylor, Tom Sandoval, Katie Maloney, Scheana Shay and more. Sidenote: Why is Shay almost NEVER with Scheana?

Also spotted: Mohamed Hadid, Little Women: LA star Christy McGinty, Million Dollar Listing star David Parnes, Lance Bass (who is on the 2016 Honorary Board for the foundation), Real Housewives of Dallas star Stephanie Hollman and more.

The event included music, cocktails, a silent auction and more, all benefiting Lisa’s new foundation.

NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 02: (L-R) Tom Sandoval, Ariana Madix, Jax Taylor, Scheana Shay, Stassi Schroeder, Kristen Doute, Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz of

Last night NYC was invaded by members of the cast of Vanderpump Rules! Tom Sandoval, Ariana Madix, Jax Taylor, Scheana Shay, Stassi Schroeder, Kristen Doute, Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz participated in the first ever VanderCrawl at Kola House.  The cast served drinks and mingled with fans.

Scheana Tweeted about their night out, “I cannot get over how EPIC the #VanderCrawl was last night. Thank you @Bravotv for everything you do for us!”

See photos of the cast below!

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Whenever I watch Vanderpump Rules, I can’t help wondering how they always party so hard. I would love to see what it’s like going with the cast.  I have no idea if I would actually survive, but I am genuinely curious. Well now people in New York City have a chance to go out with the SUR staff during a bar crawl.

Wait. What? This is a dream come true. I just keep flashing back to Season 1 when Jax Taylor showed up to an event and immediately took seven shots. There have been so many drunken antics on that show. I would die to be a part of or merely witness it all go down in person.

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