Above: Vanderpump Rules star Tom Schwartz shared, “He whispered friendship goals during this picture and made things very uncomfortable. Happy Valentine’s Day mannnnnn. Missing our bubs Katie and Ariana.”
In honor of Valentine’s Day here’s our list of the hottest couples on reality TV. I was tempted to be sarcastic and list Reality TV’s Hottest Mess Couples (paging Teresa and Joe Giudice!), but, alas, since it’s Valentine’s Day and all, I’m feeling the love.
However, since I want to focus on LOVE not merely looks, hot isn’t always just about appearance! Sometimes a couple can be hot because they truly love each other and have a super wonderful relationship. And sometimes “hot” just means they look fabulous standing next to each other, such as Maks Chmerkovskiy and Peta Murgatroydabove.
The Kardashians have landed in NYC to get ready for Fashion Week and they’ve brought along their questionable fashion sense, as always! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have been seen out and about as he gets ready for his Yeezy Season 3 show this week. Also spotted in NYC: Kourtney Kardashian, Kendall Jenner, Kris Jenner and Kylie Jenner.
About the purple, all-lace dress Lala wears in her talking heads, Bobby says, “Dress is crazy. I just can’t understand how a human being can be so confident to just wear an outfit that’s just like, ‘Here’s what I got!’ I am a big Lala fan. I can’t find anything that Lala’s done wrong yet.” In response to a dirty look from Katie, he concedes, “I get it. I do not work with her; it is just a TV show to me.”
Katie has been working hard to build her blog and decides to throw an industry launch party to debut it to the world, so she can begin making money. What Katie really wants, however, is an exclusive party with a tightly-controlled guest list, so she can wander around SUR pointing at people with her new Scheana Marie witch’s talon nails snapping, “Invited!” “Not Invited!” as she plucks the leaves, one by one, off Lisa Vanderpump‘s 100 year-old custom-cultivated tulips originally cuttings from Josephine Bonaparte’s garden, once watered with the blood of Napoleon (can you tell I’ve been watching War & Peace? It’s like Vanderpump Rules with more complicated names, more conniving, decent fitting clothing, more lying, and swords instead of cocktail stirrers).
But no thank you, Tom 2, for the reference to your flaccid penis. Katie Maloney, please get off Scheana Marie‘s drama train and onto your man. If the way Tom 2 was making out with that Hooters chicken wing is any indication, that was a man deprived and we know how Katie feels about make-out cheating!
The Kristen Doute Apology Tour continues on, gathering steam by adding Stassi Schroeder, and growing into a cloud of vicissitude by adding Jax.