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Vanderpump Rules Recap: Tequila Tom

Here a cheat, there a cheat, everywhere a cheat cheat! On Vanderpump Rules there is no other way. Seriously what is in the Vanderpump Vodka at SUR that makes all the men (except for Ken) cheat? Lisa Vanderpump needs to do a seminar on how to keep your man muzzled and on a tight leash!

Brittany Cartwright hasn’t even forgiven Jax Taylor for his indiscretions (or the many times of them) before it came out that Tom Schwartz had a drunken make-out he does not recall.

But first the ladies are still camped out at Brittany’s to try and protect her from Jax. After a suuuuper drunken night of twerking – which apparently wards off evil boyfriends – Scheana Marie wakes up on the sofa in some enormous turquoise glasses and announces she’ll be boarding a private jet for Vegas with Lala Kent in 0-700 hours, and therefore all this drama has to hurry it up! At the words private jet, Stassi Schroeder wanders into the room – drinking a hair of the dog – just in time to hear Katie Maloney get all Hangry Katie on what a skank Lala is for breaking up a marriage

Instagram Roundup: Luann de Lesseps, Margaret Josephs, Kristen Doute, Siggy Flicker & More

It’s a family-filled time of year for all of your favorite reality stars who have been posting a lot of photos in between Christmas and the New Year. It seems like everyone went on a family vacation this week… just in time to share some great photos for this week’s Instagram Roundup.

Siggy Flicker took her family to her favorite city in the world: Boca Raton for some R&R. Kyle Richards, Mauricio Umansky, Faye Resnick, and their families spent time in Aspen, Colorado. Bethenny Frankel soaked up some sun on the beach while former Real Housewives of New York star Kelly Bensimon showed off her bikini body in Miami.

LaLa Kent Takes Vanderpump Rules Cast Members To Vegas On A Private Jet

For the past two seasons of Vanderpump Rules, Lala Kent bragged about her private jet access and as expected, almost everyone in the cast was suspicious of that and gave her a lot of shit. Now it seems like it’s all good with Lala and everyone on this show because she took James Kennedy, Kristen Doute, Katie Maloney, Tom Schwartz, Tom Sandoval, Ariana Madix, and Raquel Leviss to Vegas for the night- and you know that they didn’t fly commercial.

It’s wild that all of those people got along well enough to be on the same trip together and that is exactly why I love this show and I’m obsessed with its cast members. They could teach us all a thing or two about forgiveness. Unfortunately most of the action was captured in Instagram story videos that have disappeared, but there are plenty of photos that made it on to their Instagram pages.

Brittany learns Jax cheated more than once

Jax Taylor is the least surprising person on Vanderpump Rules? Possibly in the whole species universe. His life cycle is drink, cheat, lie, repeat. Dude, even freaking amoebas evolve. You know what else doesn’t evolve: Lala Kent‘s makeup. Yep, she reappears this episode with the same crazy over-lined lips but also a promise not to ‘Jax’ Lisa Vanderpump over ever again. Maybe change does happen on Vanderpump Rules?

So Jax cheated on Brittany Cartwright with her friend Faith Stowers, possibly impregnating her, and after posturing like she might actually leave reality TV him, they’re having more sex than EVER! Brittany just wants to feel something with Jax; she wants to know he loves her more than all the other girls. That logic is, well, that’s the reason she’s in a relationship with Jax! But doesn’t Brittany’s relationship with Jesus remind her that she should have some moral standing, or standards? I don’t understand reality TV religion.

Tom Schwartz Says Katie Maloney “Keeps Him On A Short Leash”; Katie Thinks Tom Is “Embracing His Frat Boy Ways”

We are only two episodes into Season 6 of Vanderpump Rules, but it already seems like there has been a drastic change (for the better) in Tom Schwartz and Katie Maloney’s relationship. Usually drama makes for great TV, but the relationship was tough to watch during Season 5.

Now the newlyweds are opening up about married life and Schwart’z behavior now that he is a husband.

Reality Star Sightings: Teresa Giudice, Landon Clements, La La Anthony, Brody Jenner and More

This week in reality star photos we have Vanderpump Rules stars Katie Maloney-Schwartz and Kristen Doute attending the premiere of Pitch Perfect 3 in Hollywood, along with Scheana Marie, Tom Schwartz and Tom Sandoval.

Teresa Giudice participated in a meet & greet event, accompanied by two Marines Staff Sergeants, the ‘Sleigh’ A Toys for Tots Event at Valanni in Philadelphia.

Former Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Yolanda Hadid was photographed out in NYC as she made the rounds to promote her new reality show. Her former co-star, Lisa Vanderpump, did a little promo work of her own, talking RHOBH on Extra! in L.A.

Also below: La La Anthony, Brody Jenner with his fiance and his mom and many more!

Brittany Cartwright Learns Jax Taylor Cheated

Well, surprise, surprise Vanderpump Rules fans: Jax Taylor did NOT cheat on Brittany Cartwright! Oh, I’m just kidding – of course he did! I mean Jax probably even did it more than once actually, because Brittany found some false eyelashes in her bathroom once and they didn’t belong to her, or Jax, or Tom Schwartz (who sometimes, when he cries, likes to feel the soft flutter of gently moistened pony lashes on his tender cheeks. It’s comforting. Like a little blanket for his Cabbage Patch Kids face).

Jax apparently cheated with – and potentially knocked up – Brittany’s friend Faith Stowers, who confessed all of this to James Kennedy. Of course – why not confess to Jax’s mortal enemy? James is levitating with glee at this trashy news. Jax vehemently denies it.

Katie Maloney

The friendships are constantly changing on Vanderpump Rules. This cast manages to go from being best friends to worst enemies and back to best friends throughout every season.

Katie Maloney started the show as Stassi Schroeder’s obedient sidekick. The two of them were tight with Kristen Doute and they all couldn’t stand Scheana Marie. Those OG cast members all had their individual breakups and makeups and eventually Ariana Madix and Lala Kent were added to the mix and the dynamics became even more complicated.