Last night was the premiere of Vanderpump Rules. I love this show! I love Tom 1 and Tom 2 on their rollerskates, reenacting Boogie Nights Returns: The Wind In My Perm: A Post-Porn Love Story To Decades Of Duos. I love that Scheana Marie Famewhore is now selling Sir Hubs A Lot up ish creek because all the spotlights in all the world need to be focused on her Madonna-adled fantasies (And Scheana ain’t no virgin – just ask Brandi Glanville!) And I love Kristen Doute being the new Stassi Schroeder; stomping around the outskirts of SUR, screaming about how mature she is now that she’s done with this waitressing thingie. T-shirt Lines are the new Statement Necklaces!
So let’s recap this bitch!
First things first, Jax Taylor is a plastic surgery addict, which means he’s gonna end up on Botched trying to undo his Bieber recreation makeover. Jax had had his THIRD nose job – this one to remove minuscule lumps that were a blight to his once perfect profile. He’s also got a nasty 6″ Frankenstein scar running down his forehead. Was he actually undergoing a lobotomy to forget his past as the premiere male supermodel and living incarnate of Zoolander?
Andy kicks off the show with a game – Never Have I Ever SUR Edition. Neither Jax nor Tom cops to taking money from the register or calling off work to go to the beach. They both admit to drinking on the job and asking a significant other to sneak food home. Only Jax drinks to stealing decor from any restaurant and hooking up with a customer during a shift. Does any of this surprise you?
To refresh your memory on everything that happened last season, plus give you a taste of what you’re in for, we’re recapping the craziest moments from season 3. In short: There was a whole lotta cheatin’ going on!
It’s almost time! The new season of Vanderpump Rules kicks off on Monday night and we cannot wait! Last night the Vanderpump Rules cast celebrated their fourth season with a party in West Hollywood and the whole crew turned out for it – even Giggy!
Our favorite reality TV stars cannot get enough of the spotlight during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to social media to share even more of their lives with us. And we would not have it any other way. Here’s a roundup of some of our favorite shots and selfies from this week. Enjoy.
It seems like no one Vanderpump Rules can get along unless there’s a party involved. Add a celebrity to that equation and they are besties! This weekend the cast attended a Foo Fighters concert and ended up backstage partying with frontman Dave Grohl!
Ariana Madix and Kristen Doute were even able to put aside their differences long enough to drink with a rock star. Hopefully no cheating was involved… although that could get very exciting! #MustSeeTV!