The Vanderpump Rules reunion has come and gone. Despite the fighting and the accusations, Tom Sandoval says the cast is still friends and knows how “ridiculous” they behave. Although he does call out some of these so-called close friendships as being more like allies than true friendships.
Clearing the air about some of what went down at the reunion, Tom’s animosity towards Kristen Doute came from something he recently learned. Tom explains, “Two weeks prior to shooting the reunion, I found out that Kristen had slept with my best friend and former band mate while we were together.” Kristen “of course” denied this.
On part 3 of the Vanderpump Rules reunion, James Kennedy gave out “ass holes” galore. Most of them deserved. Although James calling anyone an asshole is the very definition of “irony” – look it up in the Bravo Dictionary! Far from being The White Kanye West, James is more accurately the less stupidly-haired Donald Trump.
Alas, before James opens his can of asshole with the index finger of doom, Stassi Schroeder argues with Lisa Vanderpump about her sex tape. Did we ever figure out why the hell Stassi Does Dildos is only worth $900? Honestly I would expect it to be more like $9.99 clearance, but I mean, whatever whets your whistle! Stassi accuses Lisa of asking her parents to repay the money, and is furious Lisa didn’t demand Stassi’s”ex-boyfriend” sign a contract after getting paid, nor did LVP get the footage back. Exactly what was Stassi doing while Lisa was combing the slums of Beverly Hills like an Archer episode to recon a sex tape absolutely no one butScheana Marie wanted to watch?
No one cares about Stassi and her sex tape, (except for Kristen Doute, who keeps trying to interrupt until Lisa instructs her to “shut up”).
It’s a bittersweet night, Bravo fans! Tonight we say farewell to another season of Vanderpump Rules, but we welcome back the returning Southern Charm crew.
First up, it’s part 3 of the Vanderpump Rules reunion. It’s game on tonight with James Kennedyversus basically everyone else on the cast. They may hate him, but he’s bringing the crazy this season and I love him for it. I also love how bad he gets under Jax’s skin. I can’t help it. I’m poppin’ my popcorn right now.
Ariana Madix has had a weird season on Vanderpump Rules and I’m sure she’s glad to put this one behind her and hopefully move on to better one next time. She shared her thoughts on part 2 of the reunion – including her current friendship status with Scheana Marie, why she thinks Stassi Schroeder came back to the show and more.
On why Ariana feels this cast is so toxic, “The poisonous gossip that occurs regularly within this group of people will suck your soul dry if you let it. Gossip and feeding off of other people’s shortcomings is an addictive thing, but it makes me feel horrible about the life I’m living. I’ve been a witness to it, a participant in it, and a victim of it. It feels like an endless cycle of hurting and forgiving each other.”
Since we’re starting out with the worst, Andy replays footage of James Kennedy getting eaten alive by SUR hostess Lauren, then coming to work proudly showing off his battle wounds. He’s a survivor! Lisa Vanderpump was unimpressed. The best part was learning that Lauren’s boyfriend, hot bartender Anthony, dumped her over the incident. Ouch – getting dumped for James has gotta hurt!
James DJ’ed at Rehab at the Hard Rock hotel and casino and was joined by his current girlfriendRaquel Leviss, as well as Jesse Montana and Faith Stowers. Lala (and her biggest pair of hoop earrings) played around with James before they all headed inside to listen to James.
Check out the photos below – including a few that James shared of the crowd turnout at the appearance.
Just a small note – in the photos below, those aren’t Lala’s nipples – it’s her swimsuit design. 😉
Stassi starts off yapping about how she ditched Xanax and is now obsessed with pot instead for her relaxing and sleep related needs. She and host Jackie Schimmel then laugh together about James Kennedy getting scolded by Andy at the reunion for being on his phone during the taping. “I couldn’t imagine if I broke out my phone in the middle of the reunion”. And then they discuss their mutual obsession with his awesomely bad music video.
Stassi then spills scalding hot tea after Jackie jokes that James and his mom are “definitely f***ing.” Stassi shares, “Well, she robbed a bank! I don’t know if I’m allowed to say this. She robbed a bank and she stole money from Kristen and it was like a huge deal.” She adds, “I don’t want to know too many details because of reasons like this, I have to say them on a podcast. So just don’t tell me.” Stassi laughs, “She might be my hero.”