After Stassi Schroeder left Vanderpump Rules, life did not exactly work out for her. She had no boyfriend, no friends (in the cast), and she made an enemy that none of us would ever want: Lisa Vanderpump. I will never ever forget LVP telling Stassi to sit down since she was “not important enough to hate.” I have no idea how she didn’t cry right then, but I felt very uncomfortable watching it. So I can’t help being curious about the state of Lisa and Stassi’s relationship now that Stassi is back on the show.
I have no idea why Stassi would ever try to take on Lisa, but she has and I’ve been scared on her behalf ever since. Nevertheless, I am so curious to see how Stassi and Lisa interact during the new Vanderpump Rules episodes.
Vanderpump Rules returns for its fifth season tonight. That means we’ve endured four seasons of binge drinking, bar fighting, cheating scandals, bad boyfriending, bad girlfriending, bad friending, b’atrocious fashions from bad employees who are slinging shots while slinging mud whilst trying Lisa Vanderpump‘s patience! But success tastes like a Pumptini after a long day at Bravo, so before we head into season five – which promises another wedding with another bad wedding gown – let’s refresh our drink-addled memories with a toast to all the craziness from last season!
Because as unrealistic as it is to imagine 30-something bartenders and waitresses who have not evolved at all in their lives and are still bickering over the same puerile topics, we’re all kinda obsessed with the show. Below is a rundown of Vanderpump Rules biggest dramas and scandals from season 4!
Sources close to Scheana are saying that Mike didn’t come home one night last week (and while she was grieving the loss of her uncle), so she got worried and blocked his credit cards. Two days later he reportedly emptied their joint checking account and hasn’t been home since.
Lisa Vanderpump jokes that her life has “literally gone to the dogs.” The animal rights activist and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star recently discussed how her new organization, The Vanderpump Dog Foundation, is helping dogs in need.
In order to get the foundation’s name out there, Lisa and Ken Todd are even hosting their first Vanderpump Dog Foundation Gala this week, Nov 3. Lisa cheers, “We’re going to be having a doggy gala! And it’s going to be a fun night. It’s going to be a very pretty night but also a little bit of education talking about what Vanderpump Dog Foundation has achieved so far and what we endeavor to do.”
Brandi Glanville’spodcast is still going strong and today was one of my favorite days because whenever she has a Bravolebrity on, there is a whole lot of hot tea spillin’. The now-former Vanderpump Rules star Lala Kent was on and the two of them dropped some crazy accusations and got VERY candid about a plethora of topics. Brandi revealed that Kim Richards‘ dog bit her twice, is pretty sure that most of the Pump Rules men are at least a little bit gay, and they both are pretty sure about drug use among the cast. Lala and Brandi didn’t hold back, so grab your popcorn and wine and unwind from your work week with some explosive quotes below!
Lala starts out by sharing that she did not finish out the upcoming season of Vanderpump Rules. “I did not finish the season. I can’t really tell you why I left, but I can tell you that I’m very happy that I did.” Brandi chimes in to say that she knows several of the cast members, not well, but then comments about Eddie’s indiscretions with Scheana Shay. “I shared my ex-husband with one of them, Scheana. She’s a whore.” Lala adds, “and she calls me the whore, so I’m a little confused.” Brandi continues, “I was at home pregnant and she was f***ing my husband on Tuesdays. And for her to say she didn’t know he was married? When you only get one night a week, how do you not know?”