Vanderpump Rules

Lala

Normally when Jennifer Lawrence shows up for Watch What Happens Live, she says hilarious things that the Bravolebrities find flattering and repost on social media.

Referring to Vanderpump Rules star Lala Kent as a “cunt” was not one of those times. Jennifer Lawrence may be an A-list actress, but I still can’t believe she messed with Lala. Then again Lala deleted her responses to the episode, so clearly the actress was a formidable opponent.

Scheana Marie & Ariana Madix Think Jax Taylor Would Be A Good Dad; Scheana Is Upset With Comments Lala Kent Made On Vanderpump Rules & Denies Hooking Up With Carl From Summer House

As if Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright haven’t been through enough this season on Vanderpump Rules, Brittany took a pregnancy test and shared that with the reality show cameras.

Now their costars Scheana Marie and Ariana Madix are weighing in on Jax’s potential as a father and of course Scheana is discussing (but not actually refuting) the exaggerations comments she has made about now-ex-boyfriend Rob Valletta.

Tom & Tom

On last night’s Vanderpump Rules, the Toms demonstrated that age is just a number and even when you’re 35, you can still pretend to be 21 with no responsibilities. I guess when you have stunted bartender jobolescence, growing up is hard to do! Even if you have “buishischeness deschisions” to make!

SUR is back in action with a facelift, because Lisa Vanderpump turns raging fires into restaurant redesign, and everything winds up looking a little fresher and sparklier. The new chandelier at SUR has the added benefit of making everyone look younger. Tom and Jax look positively like their first season selves. Too bad all Hollywood ‘facelifts’ don’t turn out so well! This is all a prequel to Tom Tom, which the Toms will get a larger taste of during their ‘work trip’ to Vegas.

Lisa will show Tom 1 and Tom 2 “a day in the life of the Vanderpump regime.” Which is more than just design elements, but showing them what running an actual business looks like. A business which has nothing to do with pretend statement necklace collection, or ‘online beauty blogs’ that get updated once every 3 months. Or at least that’s her plan… 

Lala Kent Insists & She’s Not A Homewrecker & Clarifies Timeline Of Relationship With Randall Emmett; Knew Faith Stowers Had Sex With Jax Taylor An Hour After It Happened

At this point, all of the Vanderpump Rules viewers are well-aware that Lala Kent is done being friends with James Kennedy– whether he likes it or not- for now, anyway. She is done with him for hating on her man Randall Emmett and she insists that there is no way for James to get back in her good graces.

But what about James‘ girlfriend Raquel Leviss? I assume it would be awkward for Lala to be friends with Raquel if she wants nothing to do with James, but this show is always pushing conventional boundaries when it comes to relationships, so you never know.

Kristen Doute

I have no idea how Kristen Doute kept a straight face during her one-on-one time with Scheana Marie during the last episode of Vanderpump Rules. She walked into Scheana listening to her own song and wearing and “R” necklace in honor of her then-boyfriend Rob Valletta.

Then she had to listen to Scheana drone on and on about how she knows Rob loves whether he does or doesn’t tell her so. Scheana even shared that she planned to name their first daughter Madison Marie Parks Valletta. Props to Kristen for keeping her composure during that interaction. Personally, I wouldn’t be able to hold in my laughter.

Scheana Marie & Rob

As cringe-worthy as it is watching Scheana Marie fawn all over Rob Valletta on Vanderpump Rules knowing that they aren’t dating anymore, it really does make the show. Scheana’s constant bragging has blessed us all with some premium entertainment. I will never get over her revelation that she timed Rob hanging up a TV and that it only took him seven minutes. She even mentioned that their first daughter would be named Madison Marie Parks-Valletta.

For all I know, Scheana wasn’t actually talking about Rob 100% of the time and instead she was just bragging about him 95% of the time, or (hopefully) significantly less than that. With that said, I figured she would use post-filming interviews and social media to clarify her comments and try to seem less Rob-sessed, but that is not the case. Now Scheana admits that she had Rob on her mind on the same day that she married Mike Shay. Just twist that knife in further, Scheana.

Scheana Marie

Just like the reality stars who have come before her (and many who will follow suit after her), Vanderpump Rules star Scheana Marie is now a podcast host. That’s pretty much the norm at this point. It’s almost as if you aren’t even a reality TV star if you don’t have your own podcast.

With that said, I don’t see why anyone would be up in arms about Scheana joining the podcast game. Everyone else is doing it, so she might as well. Nevertheless, some haters went in on Scheana for “copying” Stassi Schroeder by hosting her own show.

Reality Star Instagram Roundup: Kylie Jenner, Andy Cohen, Luann de Lesseps, Arie Luyendyk Jr, Omarosa, & More!

This week was a family-oriented week for a lot of your favorite reality TV stars- or at least there were a lot of family photos posted on Instagram.

After spending her whole pregnancy away from the media, Kylie Jenner shared a photo holding baby Stormi. Kylie’s older sister Kim Kardashian posted the first photo with her daughter Chicago West.