Andy opened the show by sharing that he thinks James and Lala were just overtired and super excited to be on the show and then added in alcohol and anxiety and it was a disaster for the censors (and an annoyance for us viewers). So, Andy’s giving Lala another shot and is also allowing a cardboard version of James be the bartender for the night (photo below).
Our favorite trio of Vanderchicks, Ariana Madix, Katie Maloney and Scheana Marie, were guests yesterday on FABLife. The Vanderpump Rules stars were there to dish on their friendships and the realism of their show, as well as the fan obsession with Katie and Tom 2’s sex life. We’ll get to those things in a minute. I have to take a second to give a little mad love to co-host (and pregnant supermodel) Chrissy Teigen for giving Reality Tea a shoutout during the segment! We tend to be everyone’s dirty little secret, so it’s kind of a big deal when we get a mention out in the real world. #SuperThankful
Okay, back to LVP’s crew. Chrissy confesses that her husband, John Legend, loves Pump Rules the most out of all the Bravo reality shows. She asks them if it’s weird for them to film the show, then watch the show and then to have to hash it out again with fans and the press even after the friendships have already been mended. Scheana admits it’s hard since so much time has passed since they filmed. They laugh about sending each other texts during the episodes to apologize for things they said back during filming.
Ariana Madix is in a funk. Is that funk is hanging out with Scheana Marie (who complains that Ariana hasn’t been there as much as Scheana needs her to be)? Ariana carries a general malaise that can’t be cured by looking hot in a lace bikini! If shopping doesn’t work like Prozac, something is amiss! It’s not like Ariana is Stassi Schroeder, living on Kristen Doute‘s couch (no, no – not the one she banged Jax on while watching Drive, but more on that couch in a bit!).
Andy has a little fun at James Kennedy‘s expense (and I’m not mad at him for it). About James calling himself the white Kanye West and saying the Pump CD is the single greatest thing he has ever done in his life, Brittany says, “That’s embarrassing.” Jax just says, “I don’t even have to say anything. He just kind of buries himself. It’s almost too easy.”
It has been quite a busy few days for the cast of Vanderpump Rules, from reunions to birthdays to new apartments and new friendships – they’ve had milestones! Tom Schwartz may not wanna grow up, but he’s engaged to Katie Maloney and forced to like go adulting. So, Tom 2 and Katie Who moved into a new apartment!
“I spent the whole day being a whiny ahole so I’m shaming myself on Twitter. We got a new apartment!” Tom2 shared on Twitter. Good for Tom and Katie. Did Tom 2 get a real job or something? Hopefully they’re get some new grownup furniture.
Only Jax Taylor would try to spin a serious court date for theft into a romantic Valentine’s Day vacation. The Vanderpump Rules star has been in Hawaii this week as he faced felony charges stemming from the theft of sunglasses during a birthday trip with his co-stars.
Blame it on the alcohol! Jax is a very lucky boy this week, taking a generous plea deal so he won’t have to serve any jail time. He was sentenced to a year of probation after telling the judge that he had too many drinks and was so sorry for his stupid actions!