Last night was the season premiere of Vanderpump Rules. Everyone on this show needs a Lysol bath and a therapist for their narcissism.
Stassi Schroeder, Princess of Booze, Bitchiness, and Over-inflated Egos, has not changed one bit! She is now on a quest for world domination, something she plans to write the POTUS about. Stassi wants to make it a law that she has a pet zombie. I thought Jax Taylor was her pet zombie?
Jax is still in loooourve with Stassi, but doing everything humanly (and zombie-ly) possible to screw it up. All Jax's groveling and begging her dad for forgiveness doesn't count if he's still planning on dipping his wick in the non-insane bitch ladies pool!
Other than JaxAssi acting JaxAssi-ish, Scheana Marie has gone full-fledged SWF nutty! Let's talk about her, shall we? In the off-season Scheana has devoted every moment of her life to worshippingLisa Vanderpump and replacing Brandi as the object of Lisa's maternal affections. Can't Giggy have a baby already? Scheana has also decided Pandora is her BFF - and even better, they share a birthday.
Brandi is looking forward to her new venture and the chance to say whatever she wants (no bleeped cursing!) and is excited because a few of her celebrity friends who refused to be filmed for RHOBH have agreed to be guests on the podcast. She shared in a press release “It’s great being the one who gets to ask the questions. We’re making the show entertaining, informative, fun and as spontaneous as possible, so you never know what someone is going to say next.”
PodcastOne CEO Norm Pattiz has faith in Brandi and feels she was born for this, sharing “Brandi is a natural, in every sense of the word. No thought goes unspoken and what you hear is who she is. She was born for this medium. We’re glad to have her at PodcastOne.”
Sticking to the same formula as last season, Vanderpump Rules will premiere on the same night immediately following RHOBH. "Yes pump rules is back….run for cover," Lisatweeted. It appears from the brief VPR preview that the same cast of characters are returning. All hail yummy Peter.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star took to Twitter to share that while she's been neck deep in her many projects (new restaurants, RHOBH filming, yadda yadda), things aren't smooth sailing with Vanderpump Rules? When fans began asking WHEN we'll finally get a premiere date for season two, she shared "Ok many of you are asking when VDP rules is coming back. It will just as soon as I can sort this hot mess out."
Hot mess? Well, we know the show is a hot mess, but now we want to know what could be holding up its return. Unless she meant her fifteen dozen other projects are taking up her time and she hasn't had time to get things squared away with the show…
Lisa recently dished on the second season of her SUR drama, as well as the her friendship with Kyle Richards. As always, Lisa doesn't mince words, but yet she maintains her wonderful sense of decorum. You can't fault that!
Brandi Glanville put her people skills to good use again last night as the hostess of the OK! Magazine SO SEXY event at Skybar. (For those who have asked, Brandi is wearing a piece from S.I.C. Couture.)