Last night on Vanderpump Rules there was an intervention, some couples therapy, and one doomed relationship after another. Happy vibes!
Despite the fact that Shay is still MIA (in his parents basement), Scheana Marie is rallying like the supermodel she is by smizing with her saddest ‘I’m crying through my tears’ face as she models tiara-shaped hair clips, and giant gold crown headbands for Katie Maloney‘s new website Pucker & Pout.
Oh Scheana, you do sooooo much for your friends. Taking quick breaks to hold back tears so not to muss her makeup, Scheana sniffles, “Lisa told me to breathe through my nose.” Oh Scheana, you poor unfortunate soul whose husband became a Vicodin addict JUST so you could have a storyline about how love is harder than the diamond you covet so super bad!
Kristen Doutewill, yet again, be at the center of another dramatic season of Vanderpump Rules – and once again Kristen will find herself at the center of a cheating scandal! As we know, her now ex-boyfriend James Kennedy hooked up with one of Scheana Marie‘s friends. Although James confessed to Kristen that he made out with the other girl, we know that much MUCH more went on! When Kristen finds out the truth, she and James of the Baby Beamer Selfies are no more!
Kristen is relieved that she’s no longer with her “not awesome ex-boyfriend” James, whom she is “extremely embarrassed” to have ever dated.
Lisa Vanderpump‘s restaurants aren’t only the hottest places to dine, they also have the hottest thieves! This weekend Villa Blanca was burglarized by a hot robber rocking an unzipped hoodie to reveal his washboard abs. No, it wasn’t Jax Taylor… the thief in the night is unknown!
Security cameras, which seem to be working just fine for this occasion, captured the burglar as he broke into the kitchen and is seen rifling through the fridge, emerging with a gallon of milk.
Vanderpump Rules new girl Lala Kent is not afraid to be scandalous or speak her mind. Admitting that she’s a “little insane,” Lala dishes on joining Vanderpuimp Rules, dealing with haters, her relationship with James Kennedy and what she thinks of her castmates!
“Only an insane person would be down for this, right?!” she jokes about signing onto Vanderpump Rules. “So, I guess I’m a little insane and I wear that with pride! (laughs) I have loved every minute of the journey and getting to know some of the cast members.”
Ariana announced yesterday that she and her bestie of ten years, Meredith Kate, launched their own podcast, The Bevs. Their new podcast will cover current events, pop culture, and chit-chat. She Tweeted, “@meredithk8 and I have a podcast! @wearethebevs is passionate about friendship, adventures, world events, staying informed, and making fun of it all (and ourselves).”
Last night on Vanderpump Rules we got a little taste ofLala Kent, the manipulative little she-houdini. We also got a glimpse of Scheana Marie‘s marriage when her keeping up appearances failed. Then Lisa Vanderpump called Ken “the big cock” and all else was forgotten!
Lisa takes Scheana and Katie Maloney shopping for new SUR uniforms because she now wants her survers to look like 1950’s diner waitresses. The true intention, however, was Lisa putting the kibosh on how Scheana and Katie have been treating pooooooor, whiiiddle sweet Lala, of the Britney Spears Academy For The Not That Innocent (she got straight A’ss).
On tonight’s episode of Vanderpump Rules we’ll be seeing Scheana Marie confiding in Lisa Vanderpump about her concerns over her husband Mike Shay’s drinking and mixing said drinks with pills (like 5 a day she confesses). Scheana is now asking for a little kindness from fans as they watch the episode.
In a clip from tonight’s episode, Bravo reveals Scheana’s struggle to handle a husband who is drinking heavily and popping pain pills. Scheana shares with Lisa that her life as a newlywed is not going so well and she’s having a hard time pretending and holding it together when people ask her about married life.
In SUR years, Katie Maloney is considered nearly retirement age, which makes her somewhat of an authority on the new blood joining this season’s cast of Vanderpump Rules! After all, she’s been through the Stassi Schroederwringer years, she’s seen Vail Bloom blow in-n-out so fast, we almost got whiplash. As for this season’s newbies, Katie is loving Faith Stowers so far, but the same can’t be said of castmate Lala Kent.
Katie shares, “Being a veteran at SUR, now-6 years and counting, I have met and trained most of the new servers. My first impression of Faith was that she was very laid back and personable. She wasn’t shy and was very candid in our conversation from the start. I knew I would get along with her.” Although Faith has limited serving experience, Katie says she doesn’t mind offering some extra support to help Faith “keep her job.”