Last night was part 2 of Scheana Marie‘s wedding on Vanderpump Rules. And outside of Bridezilla meltdowns and parking lot brawls it was a beautiful event. It appears that it’s not a Scheana Marie party without somebody gettin’ punched…
Kristen Doute wipes away tears as she congratulates Scheana. The faraway look in her eye is focused on Tom Sandoval, nuzzling Ariana Madix‘s neck as they giggle at an inside joke. Kristen remembers those days, etched deeply into her fabricated memories. Kristen so wanted to rip Scheana’s wedding gown off of her, tackle Tom 1 with it – muzzling him with the 15 pound pearl-beaded crop-top, wrap him up in the table cloth skirt, and drag him to the altar!
Keep your friends close and your former friends turned enemies closer? Guess so! Stassi Schroeder apparently had a terrible time at the Vanderpump Rules reunion where her friends and co-stars turned on her and demanded answers for her rudeness and arrogance. As a result, Kristen Doute who also faced the wrath, teamed up with Stassi to form an unlikely alliance!
Andy Cohen revealed that it wasn’t just Stassi who took a beating, but Jax Taylor as well.
“Well Stassi and Jaxalmost didn’t survive, SURvive, because they were both kind of pummeled by everybody… ” Andy shared in an Ask Andy segment. “Maybe I ganged up on Jax the most… but they all ganged up on Stassi. I almost felt bad for her.”
Scheana Marie married Mike Shay and it had all the drama a reality TV wedding should have – plus a crop-top wedding gown. Man – she could market that to beach brides, by making the top turn into a bikini top and having the bride wear a bikini bottom (that doubles as Spanx!) underneath the skirt. I am a genius.
Despite scheduling problems and Kristen Doute, the Vanderpump Rules star says her wedding day was the “best day” of her life – and she also regrets over-reacting, but hey don’t all brides?
“I have to say this was the absolute BEST day of my life–with a few hiccups! It wasn’t perfect. It was unrealistic to think everything would go exactly as planned. All of those minute details don’t even matter anymore, although at the time, they did! All that matters is that I married my best friend and the love of my life,” Scheana gushes. <Collective AWWWWWW>
Jax Taylor is not a fan of Kristen Doute, even though he was willing to sleep with her. Twice. But c’mon, people make mistakes, right?! Jax shares that not only is Kristen a manipulative nightmare, who is using James Kennedy, but that she ruined Scheana Marie‘s wedding!
Jax says the scene where Tom Sandoval confronts James about Kristen’s sneaky behavior made him “really feel bad for the guy” because he is so clearly being used by Kristen. “He’s a young kid who likes this girl and trying everything in his power to have a relationship with her, when she’s still pining over Tom,” the VanderpumpRules star says.
Patti Stanger and Jax Taylor were Andy’s guests last night on Watch What Happens Live and Patti was full of opinions on the Vanderpump Rules cast!
Patti gave Jax a lot of crap about not settling down and that it was too easy for him because women just throw themselves at him.
Andy shows Patti each of the Vanderpump Rules couples and asks her to give her thoughts on each. She thinks Schwartz and Katie are pretty good now and she thinks Katie could get him in check. On Tom and Ariana she says “Oh God, he cheated.” On Kristen and James she says “I can’t say what I really want to say. He’s for the other team, come on!” Andy is acting stunned that she’s getting a gay vibe from James. Patti says “My gaydar is gaydar, what can I say? I mean, GLAAD’s probably going to call me now.”
Last night on Vanderpump Rules there was a wedding instead of cheating drama! Scheana Marie got married and it had all the tackery and whinery one would expect. What one could not expect is that she spent approximately $100,000 on disco glitter and tantrums.
Things begin with Scheana visiting Lisa Vanderpump‘s house for a pre-wedding check-in. Lisa wants to know if Scheana is really in love with Shay, the lurking hulk of gooey melted gummy bears that is about to become her permanent bedmate. Scheana is – why, she couldn’t tell you. What Scheana CAN tell you is that the heart wants what the bride wants no matter what it costs! It is HER. DAY to be pretty princess for a change, to usurp Stassi Schroeder as the unequivocal self-dubbed princess in the big pouffy dress and have all the attention ON. HER.
Lisa wonders how Scheana is paying such extravagances as 5 sets of mink eyelashes and 50,000 rhinestone-studded rose pedals… Well, since you asked, Scheana is using her lawsuit settlement! BRAKES SCREECH… what, you say? Remember when Scheana broke her teeth and had to have 6 hours of agonizing dental surgery and no one visited her in the hospital? Well Scheana sued whomever broke her teeth and got a settlement, which she is blowing on her very own Barbie dream wedding!