Last night was the final episode in this endless season of Vanderpump Rules. I celebrated making it to the end with a Vanderpump Rules worthy fancy cocktail of my own creation.
Oftentimes while watching this show, I mentally compare it to The Wizard of Oz. I imagine all these aimless WeHo-ers, orange as oompah-loompas, wandering the LA scene asking The Wizard, Lisa Vanderpump, for some guidance, but even Lisa doesn’t know what to do with these half-humans and sometimes must simply order them to “shut up.”
So last night Lala Kent got a conscience, Jax Taylor pretended he got a heart, and Scheana Marie demonstrated that selling her soul to Andy Cohen the reality TV satan granted her eternal selfishness. Congrats!
A lot of the conversation comes back to Rob since he was Scheana’s favorite thing to talk about all season long. Lala’s boyfriend has never even appeared on camera, yet he was a major part of Lala’s storylines for the past two seasons. Now the Vanderpump Rules cast members are sharing their opinions about their costars’ (current and former) significant others.
Anyone who watches Vanderpump Rulesis well-aware that Lala Kentmakes her own rules. She has somehow managed to stay on a reality TV show without actually sharing any bit of personal life.
It makes sense that her boyfriend Randall Emmettwould not want to subject himself to being on the show, but it would be super interesting if he did. We basically only get glimpses of Lala working on music or commenting on her costars’ personal life. It would be way cooler to see her out and about with her man Randall on the private jet and partying it up at Cannes.
Lala Kent is having the time of her life at the Cannes Film Festival this week. The Vanderpump Rules star is hanging out in France with her man, Randall Emmett, along with a slew of famous peeps, including 50 Cent, John Travolta and more!
The reality star and aspiring singer is due for some fun after recently losing her father and dealing with the stress of reunion filming and it looks like Randall came through for her in a big way. They are attending the film festival to promote the new Gotti movie. Lala and Randall were spotted with the cast and others on the red carpet at the premiere of the Star Wars flick ‘Solo: A Star Wars Story’. Lala also shared some other pics and videos on Instagram. Check them out below!
I know we’ve all referred to the stars of Vanderpump Rules as “Vanderpump Fools” but you know, if the condom fits! Happily some of these people have taken the tentative steps towards adulthood, however most of them are still mixing reiki with booze and wondering why their back hurts.
On part 2 of the reunion, Jax Taylor continued to be confused about, well, everything. Lala Kent defined feminism and her finances, and Katie Maloney cried about how amazing Tom Schwartz is. Regardless of how flawed it may be, it’s nice to finally see these two happy – especially considering how unhappy their wedding was!
Are you ready for round two? Tonight is part two of the Vanderpump Rules reunion and we are here for the drama and the tears.
From Bravo: “In Part Two of the Vanderpump Rules reunion, host Andy Cohen recaps Katie and Schwartz’s rollercoaster first year of marriage, the group questions Jax’s relationship with his reiki healer, and Lala reveals more about her mysterious boyfriend than ever before. SUR’s newest hostess Billie Lee joins the group and opens up about life as a transgender woman, while Stassi and Ariana revisit their argument about Stassi’s controversial podcast comments. Finally, Kristen defends her decision to fly out Brittany’s mom for a surprise visit, and the girls band together to celebrate Lala’s special brand of feminism.”
Join us in the comments below to over-analyze and snark with us through the episode! The show starts at 9/8c! Don’t be late! And come back tomorrow morning for Mary’s recap!
What are you looking forward to rehashing tonight?