James says his inspiration for the album was “the ocean” and “the deep waters planet Earth has to offer.” Don’t Look Down follows James, joined by Max Todd, through his day. Apparently, his days start with a shot of tequila before he even gets out of bed… “to make the start of the day as rockstar as possible.”
When Katie and Scheana Marie rolled up unannounced on Stassi and Kristen Doute’s “girls trip” in Palm Springs, Lisa admits, “I see a glimpse of sincerity when you see Stassi’s reaction because she’s taken off guard by the arrival of Katie. I think Katie’s plan was ultimately a good one. It’s not one that I recommended, but I think, actually, she was right with her tactic.”
Does anyone else feel like we’re missing something on VanderpumpRules? Besides the obvious lack of maturity? It just feels like we’re not getting the full story regarding TomSandoval and ArianaMadix.
Everyone seems to really despise Tom and Ariana all of the sudden? I refuse to believe the “Dislike” button plaguing these two like a cloud of Axe Body Spray that you got zapped with by the Costco sample lady, is purely about all their friends suddenly lovingKristen Doute. Honestly, has anyone even given a reason for why they want to hang out with Kristen soooo badly. A reason other than “Kristen is FUN!”? Fun does not totally a friendship make.
Other than Saint Kristen pulling of a coup d’etat by winning back the approval of the most-exalted masses of SUR, Stassi Schroeder‘s re-entry into the friend group is causing major anxiety for JaxTaylor and ScheanaMarie, the two worst people in We-Ho!
They dig right in, wanting more info on Stassi’s now infamous ‘sex tape’. Stassi reveals, “Honestly, I only did it like twice.” She then compares it to people who get pregnant after one try, because her sex tape happened after one try. Brandy asks questions, trying to get a better visual of the whole thing. Stassi was naked, alone in the video, and it was filmed on a phone that was propped. “I don’t like reliving this.” Julie and Brandy try to convince her that it probably looks hot. Stassi admits that Scheana told her it looked hot when she saw it. “That did not make me feel better at all.”
Don’t be alarmed. Tom 1 and Ariana are still happily adulting together. The Vanderpump Rules stars stepped out last night for an OK! Magazine party, but posed separately on the red carpet. Ariana Madix opted to show off her other date for the night – her brother.
Also in attendance at the party wasJenelle Evans – who is supposedly in L.A. to seek help in figuring out her crippling health issues. Looks like she was feeling okay enough to hit the red carpet with her newest boyfriend, David Eason.
Andy opened the show by sharing that he thinks James and Lala were just overtired and super excited to be on the show and then added in alcohol and anxiety and it was a disaster for the censors (and an annoyance for us viewers). So, Andy’s giving Lala another shot and is also allowing a cardboard version of James be the bartender for the night (photo below).
Our favorite trio of Vanderchicks, Ariana Madix, Katie Maloney and Scheana Marie, were guests yesterday on FABLife. The Vanderpump Rules stars were there to dish on their friendships and the realism of their show, as well as the fan obsession with Katie and Tom 2’s sex life. We’ll get to those things in a minute. I have to take a second to give a little mad love to co-host (and pregnant supermodel) Chrissy Teigen for giving Reality Tea a shoutout during the segment! We tend to be everyone’s dirty little secret, so it’s kind of a big deal when we get a mention out in the real world. #SuperThankful
Okay, back to LVP’s crew. Chrissy confesses that her husband, John Legend, loves Pump Rules the most out of all the Bravo reality shows. She asks them if it’s weird for them to film the show, then watch the show and then to have to hash it out again with fans and the press even after the friendships have already been mended. Scheana admits it’s hard since so much time has passed since they filmed. They laugh about sending each other texts during the episodes to apologize for things they said back during filming.