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I don't know about you, but I've been waiting with baited breath for Jackie Christie's line to debut at New York Fashion Week.  Can you even fathom the insanity that is going to head down that runway.  Well, on last night's Basketball Wives LA, the ladies let it all hang out while working that catwalk.  Apparently Jackie's line doesn't include a bra big enough to tame Brooke Bailey's giant chest, so she commandos it down the runway.  Laura Govan follows in braless suit, but she's thankfully not about to put out her own eye…or anyone else's.  But we'll get to that later…

Draya Michele and Malaysia Pargo are trying on Jackie's fashions for the show.  Draya is beyond impressed with Jackie's pieces.  Why doesn't she wear these kind of clothes in her real life?  Brooke invites the women to a business deal, but she makes sure to get in a dig to Draya about the magazine cover shoot.  Draya can't cover up her jealousy.  Gloria Govan  and Brooke are walking in another show, and Draya, Laura, Jackie, and Malaysia are going to be be supportive.  Draya is confused as to why Jackie and Laura are being so buddy-buddy.  Jackie wishes that Draya would stop butting into her and Laura's friendship.  Laura thinks it's funny that people are concerned about her behavior towards Jackie.  Her master plan isn't going to go down at a fashion show where she's supporting actual friends!

Brooke takes the catwalk…or the slim slice of floor not overrun by revelers looking like a poor man's Nicki Minaj.  I'm sorry, but that wig is all kinds of unfortunate.  Gloria follows suit and she's dressed in the outfit that Hello Kitty would wear if she ever decided to be a construction worker.  Backstage, the women are being supportive of the models, but Draya backs out on a dinner celebration to honor Brooke's magazine cover.  Draya feels like she's being a good friend by not going to the dinner where she'd be sure to be a pouty Debbie Downer.  At Brooke's celebration, the other women wonder about Draya's absence, but Malaysia tries to play devil's advocate on Draya's behalf. 

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This November, I am thankful for Basketball Wives: LA.  Seriously.  They make me feel a wee bit better about my life.  I may not have money or reality fame, but at least I've got great friends and family and don't look like a fool week after week for the whole world to see.  That is definitely something for which to give thanks!

Once again, last night's episode was the Jackie Christie show, and I have to wonder why she doesn't just get a spin-off already!  Fortunately for the viewers, the ladies seem to have veered from their whole meet for lunch/drinks/dinner/canyon/walks/cat fights premise.  Sorry, I couldn't even type that with a straight face.  We begin with Jackie meeting Gloria Govan for lunch to discuss Laura Govan's recent behavior.  Jackie needs to get her personal life sorted out so the drama doesn't interfere with the most important thing in her life–her daugters New York Fashion Week.  I am still shocked that she has a show.  Are we sure this is New York City Fashion Week?  In Manhattan?  Perhaps it could be New York Missouri Proper Fashion Week?  Jackie reveals that Malaysia Pargo will be walking in her show, and she had planned to ask Draya Michele as well.  Gloria is confused.  Doesn't Jackie hate Draya?  Gloria is too involved in her webisodes.  Jackie decides to vent about Laura to her sister, and Gloria totally flakes.  Jackie knows Gloria is the mouthpiece for the group, but she hopes Gloria will be nice when she sees Jackie's clothing line.

Malaysia and Bambi are returning to volunteer with Educated Ballers.  They have two high school girls they are going to mentor.  Well, this is a refreshing change if we have to see a "meet up" with the women.  Malaysia wonders if the girls would like to work in fashion.  One girl would like to be a social worker while the other would like to work in a correctional facility.  They are going to be roommates when college starts in the fall.  I must say that both Bambi and Malaysia are good at talking to the girls without talking down to them.  Malaysia is inspired.  She wants their next vacation to be a volunteer endeavor, like building houses in New Orleans. 

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Last night’s Basketball Wives LA was no different from anything we’ve seen this season thus far.  I am just waiting (as I’m sure you are) for some kind of shocking revelation or a giant shoe to drop.  We all know Jackie Christie is going to continue to be the focus of the show.  Heck, even Laura Govan’s evil ways are starting to lose their drama.  What are we to do, VH1?

Laura is meeting Jackie’s daughter Chantel.  Chantel tells Laura that Jackie warned her about meeting with her given Jackie thinks Laura has bad intentions.  Chantel couldn’t care less.  She knows her mother is fame hungry and only cares about appearance.  Laura starts to regret her plan to intervene, but then she brings up Chantel’s sister as being too black.  Jackie tried to pit her daughters against one another.  Growing up, the girls couldn’t even speak because of the things that her mother instilled in them.  Chantel felt that she was the placed in a situation as a younger sister where she shouldn’t have been.  Laura is in over her head.  She just wanted beef against Jackie…she didn’t expect to get a horrid family situation like she did. 

Malaysia Pargo, Brooke Bailey, and Laura meet for froyo.  Laura and Malaysia share their trip to Seattle with Jackie.  Laura tells Brooke that Jackie was calling her oldest daughter too dark and overweight.  Malaysia revisits Brooke and Bambi’s rift and hopes that they can make amends at an upcoming 80’s roller skating event.

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