The ladies of Real Housewives Of Orange Countyshould just become Sister Wives married to Brooks Ayers. Literally all they do is talk about him! Obsessed is putting it mildly. Unfortunately, Jesus is also being dragged into this. Save yourself Jesus, let “Saton” have the others.
According to Vicki Gunvalson, Satan (pronounced as “Saton”, which rhymes with Louis Vuitton) has infiltrated Coto and its surrounding enclaves (and Shannon Beador‘s anal cavity) to create confusion. Vicki say: Saton loves confusion! Saton say Real Housewives confused about being good friend. Yes, Saton is writing his own misfortune cookies now.
Let’s get this started! Briana is visiting, and since Brooks has been shipped off to a Motel 6 (or Jeana Keogh‘s abandoned storage shed), Briana, Ryan, and their sons are staying at Vicki’s. Home is where the heart is… unless Brooks is on the premises.
The OG of the OC spent the weekend with some of her real friends – the ones she doesn’t share a camera crew with – doing a detox retreat at the glamorous Bacara Resort. After washing a certain no good man out of her hair maybe Vicki wanted some rejuvenating?
After the resort, feeling in a euphoric state of mind, Vicki dished on everything happening in her life; from the reunion, her friendships with Shannon Beador and Tamra Judge, her relationship with Brooks, and what’s in store for her (hint, hint – possibly a spinoff!), and even her past.
Our favorite reality TV stars cannot get enough of the spotlight during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to social media to share even more of their lives with us. And we would not have it any other way. Here’s a roundup of some of our favorite snapshots and selfies from this week. Enjoy.
Will the ladies rally around Vicki Gunvalson and prove themselves true friends? Or will Tamra Judge continue to work her pot-stirring magic behind the scenes, while fronting as Vicki’s ally? What will Brooks Ayers reveal in his one-on-one with Andy Cohen? Will Meghan finally unclench her teeth from Brooks’ medical records? Will Heather Dubrow succeed in convincing Terry to finance her dream of wallpapering the master bathroom in solid gold and outfitting her bathtub with a champagne faucet? Will David’s AFFAIR be named? Has Shannon Beador secured enough vodka lemons to cleanse her marriage?
So many questions – let’s hope all will be answered. But for now we’ll have to content ourselves with cryptic tweets and photos from yesterday’s filming!
Brooks Ayers is mad. Fightin’ Mad! And if Meghan King Edmonds doesn’t back off, Brooks will be filing a lawsuit. How’s that for justice? Brooks also takes issue with the network using his health to create drama!
For quite some time now, Brooks Ayers and Vicki Gunvalson have been dealing with all of the rumors and accusations that Brooks has been faking having cancer. And though they may not be together any longer, Gunvalson has still insisted that nothing was being faked (at least that she knew of, that is).
However, rumor now has it that Brooks did a secret interview with Andy Cohen, and Vicki had no idea about it. What could he possibly have had to say that he couldn’t with Gunvalson or the other gals of The Real Housewives of Orange County there? Perhaps Brooks is ready to come clean once and for all?
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Whatever the case may be, Gunvalson took a much needed break from all of the drama this past weekend, where she spent some time in Disneyland with her daughter and grandkids. Check out all of the photos of Vicki in Disneyland inside!
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On last night’s episode of “I’m Not A Doctor, But I Play One On TV,” Meghan King Edmonds continued to probe deep into Brooks Ayers. Summing up Real Housewives Of Orange County: Brooks may be lying about cancer, which makes it OK for Meghan to lie by impersonating a cancer patient and calling his doctors. Basically, the type of doctors these two need ain’t treating cancer, but psychosis!
Just to put this out there, since I’m NOT a doctor (nor do I pretend to be), I’ll reserve judgement on diagnosing Brooks. I’ll stick to what I am qualified to do: diagnosing the ladies of Real Housewives Of Orange County as crazy!
Brooks and Vicki Gunvalson finally visit a doctor. If you were expecting an oncologist – think again! Instead, accompanied by the bootleg copy of Yolanda “Lemons Cure” Foster earthing woman, they met with an eastern-meets-western physician to “rebuild” Brooks’s immune system.