Tamra is trying to organize a trip for Eddie’s birthday, except none of her fancy pants (or wannabe fancy pants) friends are willing to spend three days riding ATVS around sand dunes and living in trailers. How is Shannon Beador going to manage in a place with no crystals embedded in the walls. Or without “hospital-grade air”!?
A new week means a new gallery of the reality TV stars showing off, throwing shade, and/or sharing selfies on Twitter and Instagram. Obviously, NeNe Leakes falls under the showing off category, “So many of you wanted to know about my fabulous classy nite wear (I even got text messages about it). This piece is by none other than my @HSN sister @rhondashear. #myhome #mylife #lifeoftheleakes” Look below for Bethenny Frankel giving zero f-cks, an unofficial Real Housewives of Miami reunion, David and Shannon Beador at the USC game, Kenya Moore trying to look sexy, new BachelorNick Viall on the set of Bachelor in Paradise, and more.
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Heather complained on Twitter that Real Housewives Of Orange County edited her “responding” to Tamra, but made it look as if Heather was the person who brought it up. Basically Heather is blaming it all on her BFF Tamra, but that is okay cause Tamra willingly takes the blame!
No matter what she says, we all know that Tamra Judge stirred the pot when she talked about how Heather Dubrow supposedly did not want Kelly Dodd around the children. This was a conversation that the two of them had about being scared to have Kelly at a big event after her recent antics and a point that they both agreed on. Heather never declared that Kelly shouldn’t be around kids or anything of the sort, so it was ridiculous for Tamra to slyly bring up this conversation to any other person.
Tamra did it pretty perfectly though. She said just enough to stir it up, but she was vague enough that she can justify not backstabbing Heather. She is such a reality TV vet – and now she’s deflecting and going after Vicki Gunvalson.
It is very easy to hate on Kelly Dodd. After all, she’s the new girl on Real Housewives of Orange County so fans have had the least amount of time to invest in her. Oh and Kelly has been at the center of all the drama this season and now Kelly is coming for Tamra Judge. Oh shit.
I know that Kelly has been a lot to watch, but I think we should all be grateful for her presence. Otherwise, this would be another season of all the ladies hating on Vicki Gunvalson for her shady relationship with Brooks Ayers. So at the very least, we need to thank Kelly for detracting from that annoyingness.
Shannon is shocked that Briana questioned why her mom wasn’t invited to Shannon’s big surprise birthday/vow renewal. She blogged, “When watching Vicki’s birthday celebration, I was a bit taken aback when Brianna asked why Vicki wasn’t invited to my surprise birthday party and vow renewal. It’s just a ridiculous question. There is absolutely no reason why David would ever include Vicki in one of the most intimate and important nights of our lives. The last exchange between them at the ’70s party did not end well. Neither Vicki nor Kelly should have been a part of it. Vicki said I have “thrown away our friendship”. She needs to look at herself because her lies caused the demise of our relationship.”
Last night’s Real Housewives Of Orange County was about creating memories. For some that means a south of the border, borderline sex tape featuring guacamole and skinny dipping; for others, it’s forced entrapment of your friends and family in a deceased talk show host’s dessert estate. So everyone be quiet and let Shannon Beador and Vicki Gunvalson imagine worlds of fabricated perfection!
Shannon is on cloud nine. She is so euphoric she has forgotten how to speak Spanish – even though she placed second in the country on the National Spanish Exam? Que?! She better grab her flashcards, cause she is headed to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico for a re-honeymoon! Of course no Shannon Beador expedition is complete without Shannon Beador accessories!
Last week’s episode of Real Housewives Of Orange County was pretty uneventful. The only thing that happened is that everyone surprised Shannon Beador for her birthday, and then David surprise reaffirmed his re-love with Shannon by making her re-wife him. Then mostly everyone ate cake. And Shannon is still sorry she wore that dress.
This week’s episode, however, will be much more insane! Tonight Vicki Gunvalson celebrates her birthday with a spa weekend, but the Woo Hoos turn into Uh-Ohs when Tamra Judge and Kelly Dodd get into it at a deluxe resort after Kelly insults Heather Dubrow.