Bravo needs a 6 episode series of "Housewife Idol". Every Housewife who has ever foisted a song on our poor, defenseless ears, has to participate and only the viewers get to vote. Whichever wannabe wins the title is the only one allowed to ever release music from that day forward. Sounds like a plan to me. You in?
Give us your best caption for Porsha in the studio.
TELL US – DO YOU BUY ANY OF THE HOUSEWIVES' SINGLES?
Adrienne and her new beau Sean Stewart attended the First Annual Have a Heart Silent Auction at Mixology 101, where Mario and Maria Menounos were auctioning off kisses for charity. Adrienne reportedly shelled out $25,000 for the kiss.
Kim Kardashian is trying to get a little stress relief in Brazil this weekend. Kimmie is vacationing with baby daddy Kanye West and struck a pose in front of the Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio De Janeiro.
“@kylerichards18 is about to kill me for twitting this photo but can you blame me. So beautiful,” Mauricio wrote. Kyle immediately freaked and told him to get that off the internet! “OMG @MauricioUmansky KILL. our kids are on twitter #notcool.”
Mauricio deleted the photo after a day or so. Luckily we're fast with the screenshot trigger finger.
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SO, TELL US – WHAT DO YOU THINK OF KYLE'S TOO-RACY-FOR-TWITTER SWIMMING POOL SHOT?
Real Housewives of New Jersey resident beefcake slash Jersey Juicehead Joe Gorga stopped by Sizzle Tans yesterday and strikes a pose to show off his buff bod.
I wonder if this is in preparation of their new workout DVD? Give us your best captions!
Kim Kardashian's other half (well her other other half until she finally rids herself of Kris Humphries), Kanye West, is over in Paris for Fashion Week. Kanye (aka Kim's new stylist) was snapped heading to the Maison Martin Margiela Spring/Summer 2013 Haute-Couture show dressed in this number.
We have so many things we'd love to say about this photo, but we wanted to leave it to you, our witty and oh-so-creative readers!
GIVE US YOUR BEST CAPTION FOR KANYE'S FASHION WEEK ENSEMBLE!