Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison took their creepy to new levels this weekend. Courtney proved that she is dying to show off her new boobs to anyone who can't manage to look away from the trainwreck. The former Couples Therapy stars stepped out to attend Plastic Martyr's birthday bash, with Courtney wearing almost nothing but her birthday suit.
Courtney was dressed in a black see-through mesh getup – featuring pretty much just a pair of zippered undies and some pasties covering her nipples. Doug was sporting some major eyeliner. Class acts, as always.
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Bravo needs a 6 episode series of "Housewife Idol". Every Housewife who has ever foisted a song on our poor, defenseless ears, has to participate and only the viewers get to vote. Whichever wannabe wins the title is the only one allowed to ever release music from that day forward. Sounds like a plan to me. You in?
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Adrienne and her new beau Sean Stewart attended the First Annual Have a Heart Silent Auction at Mixology 101, where Mario and Maria Menounos were auctioning off kisses for charity. Adrienne reportedly shelled out $25,000 for the kiss.
Kim Kardashian is trying to get a little stress relief in Brazil this weekend. Kimmie is vacationing with baby daddy Kanye West and struck a pose in front of the Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio De Janeiro.
“@kylerichards18 is about to kill me for twitting this photo but can you blame me. So beautiful,” Mauricio wrote. Kyle immediately freaked and told him to get that off the internet! “OMG @MauricioUmansky KILL. our kids are on twitter #notcool.”
Mauricio deleted the photo after a day or so. Luckily we're fast with the screenshot trigger finger.
[Photo Credit: Twitter]
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