Kim Zolciak & Kroy Biermann

Kim Zolciak Takes ANOTHER Beach Vacation With Kroy Biermann!

What happens when you don’t have real jobs or child care responsibilities and your life revolves around posting obviously retouched selfies, then rampaging that you don’t photoshop because you’ve always had Nicole Kidman’s nose and Gisele Bundchen’s thigh gap? Well then you happen to be living the life of Kim Zolciak Biermann, who is, yet again, on a beach vacation and Instagramming the hell out of it!

Vacation from what you may ask? Especially because the very thing I would need to take a vacation from is Kim herself, yet there she be. Beside Kim, as always, is Kroy Biermann, the wigs to her cigs, the dolt to her delusion, the lovable lug always parry to her attention-seeking schemes. The latest of these being that Kim snapped a “secret pic” of Kroy in Ramona Singer‘s Itty-Bitty neon yellow bikini a bright yellow speedo and felt the need to share. TMI, Kim, TMI like your occupation life depends on it! 

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This latest beach trip is to celebrate Kim’s 10th annual 38th birthday. The Don’t Be Tardy star already celebrated at the launch of her Kashmere Skincare line. I suppose after the stressful year Kim had developing her skincare line in her kitchen sink, and working like a dog to get it sold in stores she needed to relax, so Kim and Kroy decided to take a romantical vacation – just them, the ocean, and Kim’s iPhone filters. Oh, and Brielle Biermann, of course!

Brielle is making a habit of ‘surprising’ Kim on so-called couples trips with Kroy. What is going on here?! Kim tweeted that she was thrilled to see her best friend Brielle. How many Bravo cameras were along for the ride?! #ReduceReuseRecycle. 

Brielle tweeted, “playing tardy for the party on the way to dinner while we’re already 30 min late to kims bday dinn #ironic.” Raise your hand if you’re shocked that Brielle knew the definition of “ironic”? 

Kim Bikini

“kimzolciakbiermann: Today 🙂 yesterday my hubby surprised me and took me to my fav spot to celebrate my birthday tomorrow. Isn’t the ocean magnificent! It looks like a big giant pool” [Credit: Instagram]

Kroy - Speedo

Really Kim? I’m gonna kill you! Kim posted this photo of Kroy to Snapchat [Credit]

Kim Zolciak Beach

“It’s my birthday!! I love celebrating  I have so much to celebrate this year and every year here after! My birthday got REAL special after my stroke/heart surgery. I can’t help but reflect back to this last year. I feel so blessed/grateful/thankful to turn 38 today! I have the most incredible husband and children on this planet, the most incredible friends, the most incredible fans THANK YOU #TaurusBaby #Beach #FunInTheSun” [Credit]

Aanaard here’s Brielle!

“Look who surprised me today! @briellebiermann just showed up at the beach! seriously the best birthday ever! Thank you for all the sweet comments and texts. I feel so loved! Thank you @kroybiermann for being my rock and loving me like you do.” 

Don’t Be Tardy‘s new season premieres in August.

TELL US – HOW MANY BEACH VACATIONS DOES KIM NEED? ARE YOU SHOCKED BRIELLE SHOWED UP – AGAIN!?

[Main Photo Credit: Instagram]

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