Camille Grammer

You guys – I have a exciting announcement! We are being visited by a ghost from Housewives past – Season 1 Camille Grammer has returned to Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills! YES! YES! YES!

And to whom do we owe the honor of dragging Camille from her peaceful slumber? Why Dorit Kemsley, of course. I never condone a lady calling another lady a c-u-next-Tuesday, but I must thank Dorit for reawakening the pernicious side of Camille!

Can there be a dinner party on this show that doesn’t go to hell? Thankfully not! In her blog, Camille unfavorably contrasts Dorit to Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave and expresses her disgust at Dorit’s drunken shenanigans at Kyle Richards‘ house. I feel like Dorit is giving me whiffs of Taylor Armstrong? Am I sipping on her delusion-juice? Anyway, let’s break down the immortal, imperative, and timeless words of our Lady Camille Of Malibu Heights Awesomeness.

Calling Teddi a “great addition” to the cast, Camille observes, “She is the real deal, quite opposite to Madame Dorit Kemsley, the Duchess of her own universe who shocked me by her behavior at Kyle’s dinner party.”

As you recall, Dorit also acted up last season when Camille had her over to lunch! “I have not had the opportunity to get to know Dorit, nor do I want to after Kyle’s dinner party. Since we have had limited interaction, I was shocked when she shouted out, ‘Camille, you stupid c—!’ Really, Dorit?! Are you kidding me?! Who at the table lit the fuse on her tampon?” Um, I would say Camille’s bank account balance and equally lovely boyfriend sparked it!

Speaking of, Camille was already “nervous” to introduce David to the ladies “because you never know what might happen.” Well, her Allison DuBois-style premonition came true and the worst occurred! “He had just finished meeting the group when Dorit starts with the outrageous and inappropriate comments. Why would PK and Dorit ask me to be the godfather if they were to have another child. Bizarre request even if it was a joke. Then she shouted Camille you…blah blah blah. I don’t know why or what prompted her to say this. I barely know her, and I was at a loss for words, so I choose to take the high road and not respond.”

“I also didn’t want to make David feel any more uncomfortable at that very moment,” continues Camille. “This is the exact reason why I was apprehensive to bring David around this group. Ouch! Was her comment meant to be rude, controversial, or stupid?”

“I enjoy my time with Kyle and Lisa V, but I’m not so sure about their new best friend,” Camille concludes. “So, where do we go from here? We’ll see.”

Well if I were Dorit, since she is so fond of jokey little gifts following awkward, insensitive situations (ala pantygate), I’d apologize to Camille with one of Erika’s “cunty” necklaces. She can probably find one on Etsy – I’m sure it will go over smashingly and fit right in with Camille’s aesthetic!

Also, Dorit’s behavior last night – the outrageous drunken nonsense and screeching – it’s kinda making me revisit why Erika was so disgusted by last year’s insinuations that PK could see up her skirt. Just me?


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