Ahh…our first official weekend of Autumn, another epic night of crackpot relationships put on full display tonight on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days. Last week, we met newcomers Marta and Daya, who presented us with the classic love story of a third generation Midwestern stripper falling for an Algerian Muslim who can’t speak a lick of English. Mawwiage! A dweam within a dweam.
Tonight, we’ll find out more about Daya when Marta finally gets homeboy on Skype. Spoiler alert: It does not go well. Suffice to say, we’ll find out why that iPad screen of hers is cracked within an inch of its life.
Back in New Mexico, Rachel seeks out advice from an immigration attorney about Jon’s options to come to America. Given his long and colorful history of violence, things are not looking good for this couple’s “fairytale.”
Tarik and Hazel take off for a romantic vacation away from the prying eyes of Brother Dean, but Tarik is frustrated about Hazel’s lack of affection. He wonders if this chick is just using him to escape her life of poverty in the Philippines? I wonder if a man who wears mesh shirts on camera can really have an ounce of introspection on any level.
Over in Nigeria, Angela continues to lay into Michael for “doing the BJ, for real.” Since Michael is desperate to get to the U.S. by whatever means necessary, he’ll be scrambling to win Angela’s heart back before her trip ends in a few days. Also, he wants his Trump hat back.
Now that Ricky has displayed such AMAZING COURAGE <eye roll> in confessing the truth about Melissa to Ximena, he fully expects to be forgiven. Tragically, previews suggest that Ximena at least considers giving Ricky another chance, to which the entire viewing audience simply asks “WHY?!”
In Brazil, Paul and his vest are still being iced out by Karine and family. But when Paul gets a call that Karine is at the clinic with a medical emergency, he is summoned to be by her side as fast as his little boots can carry him. Is she pregnant? Did she swim in the poop water and contract one of the thousand diseases Paul is deathly afraid of? Something big is about to be revealed.
And finally, the toxic waste heap of Darcey and Jesse’s relationship is still sizzling in a pile on the sidewalk after their 64-hour drive to the airport last week. It looks as if we time-hop months ahead tonight to check in with this nightmare couple, as Jesse prepares to come back to the U.S. one more dreadful time. Darcey thinks Jesse might propose, but his plan is entirely more sinister.
Tune in to TLC tonight at 8 Eastern/7 Central to catch an all new episode of 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, and join us in the comments section for a live viewing party!
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