Vanderpump Rules is full of iconic one-liners. Some classics include Lisa Vanderpump telling Stassi Schroeder, “You’re not important enough to hate. Sit down.” Yas queen! Or when Tom Sandoval screamed about Tom Schwartz, “He’s a fucking battered wife! Look at him!” The “Pumptini!” jeer James Kennedy shouted at Jax Taylor is another a good one.
But one of my all time favorites is from Stassi. When Stassi was at SUR, Scheana Marie came up to take their order. Stassi immediately quipped to Scheana, “I’m not really sure what I’ve done to you, but I’ll take a Pinot Grigio.” #Dead.
The self-proclaimed witches of WeHo, Stassi, Kristen Doute and Katie Maloney, might have used that classic one-liner for inspiration because they now have their own Pinot Grigio coming out. Kristen announced a teaser on Twitter along with a photo of the large bottle of “potion.” Kristen tweeted, “ATTN: Basic Witches! The #WitchesOfWeho have something amazing coming for you! Early 2019 STAY TUNED!!”
More info was dropped on Instagram on the new Witches of Weho account, “Basic Witch Pinot Grigio coming February 1st!” They even posted a short video of the wine bottles getting filled and ready for shipment. No word on what it tastes like, although I’m guessing it has the aroma of pasta, a hint of goat cheese ball flavor, and a dash of Scheana’s tears for acidity.
It seems like this season of Pump Rules has put a little too much focus on the cast promoting their brands, like Kristen’s t-shirt line, Brittany Cartwight’s beer cheese, and Stassi’s “book.” The focus should solely be on the drama. Let’s bring it back to the good old days where Scheana was shading Katie for, “getting drunk and motorboating guys’ dicks.” The cast needs to step it up. Or like Lisa says, “People are replaceable and they need to know that.” Cheers!
TELL US – WILL YOU BUY A BOTTLE OF BASIC WITCH PINOT? WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE VANDERPUMP RULES QUOTE?
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