Chrissysummed up her love for the show in one epic tweet. She wrote, “Vanderpump Rules is the best show in television history and if you disagree you are garbage.” That tweet never gets old. It’s hard to believe, but life just got even better for this Pump Rules super fan.
Last night, Vanderpump Rules viewers saw the return of Crazy Kristen. Kristen Doute even drunkenly fell onto a table after receiving a text about guys night from her man Brian Carter. Through the unintelligible slurring It was not clear what Carter actually texted her, but does it even matter?
Not only that, but Kristen also had some misplaced anger over James Kennedy returning to DJ at Pump. Of course, none of these are actually related, but it all comes back to projection. Right? That’s especially true on reality TV. Last night was the first time Carter has appeared on an episode in forever and it wasn’t even with his own girlfriend. He was at guys night with the rest of the men in the cast. Meanwhile, the female cast members exposed their relationship issues. Stassi Schroeder even called Carter out for not paying any bills. James Kenndy 2.0, much? Why is Kristen always in a sugar mama situation?
Likewise you will not improve your life or your relationship by having a guy’s night at a hotel where you pretend you’re just picking up chicks for a single friend. That will instead make you realize you’re married to someone like Katie Maloney, who is wearing your balls as a ring on a string.
On tonight’s Vanderpump Rules the ladies are still in Solvang – the Epcot Center of wine countries – and Crazy Kristen Doute is rearing her ugly head. We like to call her ‘The Kritter’ since it’s so much more ominous but you know either nickname will suffice.
Justin Bieber has had a long and successful music career for someone who is only in his mid-20s. It’s hard to believe he started off covering songs on YouTube. He became an overnight success and turned into one of the world’s biggest pop stars. The world has been obsessed with The Biebs ever since.
That obsession also spilled over into Justin’s love life. His relationship with ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez was the end of the world for some fans. The horror! Now he’s officially off the market! He’ss married to Hailey Baldwin, who is most known for being a model the daughter of actor Stephen Baldwin. Obviously, the next logical milestone is a reality TV show about your new marriage.
Lala was offended that Billie implied they were transphobic and she wouldn’t hear anymore. She yelled at Billie, “You’re dismissed!” To which Billie clapped back, “You’re not f*king better than everyone because you have a rich boyfriend, Lala!” The shade was intense. And according to Billie, the animosity still going strong.
Ahh, it seems like it was just yesterday that Vanderpump Rules made its debut. When the show first began back in 2013, most of the cast were in their mid 20’s drinking and partying their lives away. Now, most of them are in their 30’s and some are almost at 40. The last few episodes included talk of settling down and having kids. Where did the time go?
Now that Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz have partnered up with Lisa Vanderpump in her new restaurant venture, TomTom, it has shown them how far they have come and has them looking at how these changes will affect their futures. With all of the changes going on, is it time for a fresh, new show? Las Vegas sounds like a great location for a spin-off show. Doesn’t it?
Batten down the hatches because after a few weeks of in hiding Krazy Kristen Doute has returned in full splendor on Vanderpump Rules. Solvang? Or So Insane? Kristen wasn’t the only one Solvagning problems though – Jax Taylor and James Kennedy both went to therapy, but not together. Although they probably should.
It’s the day after the inaugural TomTom party and Lisa Vanderpump hasn’t had a hangover since 1985, aka before Tom 1 and Tom 2 were born… Oh, wait: everyone on this show is pushing 40, which makes them older than me. And they’ve definitely given LVP enough headaches to quantify as a hangover.
The Toms are overjoyed with their first event. They were ready to spread the doors wide to the public at large. Tom 2 wants a gold star on his chore chart.
Lisa reminds them that there’s no gas (or ice). James was spinning records in the utility closet sitting on 2 Costco mega-packs of Charmin Double Ply.