Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 9 has been the show’s most interesting season in recent years. Unfortunately, that still wasn’t enough to keep fans satisfied. We can all agree that this show needs to shake up the cast. DESPERATELY.
These ladies and their refusal to admit to anything from lawsuits to plastic surgery to puppy-related schemes have been so frustrating (and boring) to watch. Someone new needs to join this show. Tori Spelling really wants to be on RHOBH, but there’s just one problem. No one ever asked her to be a part of the cast.
Well, we made it through another season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. It has been a rough one and I think I need my own vacation from this cast! Season 9 of my beloved RHOBH has been a bit exhausting. If I saw Kyle Richards, Lisa Rinna or Dorit Kemsley on the streets of Beverly, I would probably ask them for a refund for the season. Cash or verified gift card only from Dorit!
As Lisa Vanderpump stopped filming with her co-stars, the other Housewives did not have much to do all season, other than drink, hide lawsuits, shamelessly promote their businesses and complain about LVP. Not much of interest happened until the reunion when Camille Grammer barreled in with guns blazing. She was especially miffed that Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave shaded her wedding. Now, Teddi is explaining her side of things. Whether we like it or not!
Billie Lee has had quite the busy summer. Last month she was off celebrating Pride with Andy Cohen and the Bravo gang in New York City. Which just happened to be at the same time as Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright’s
made for TV wedding. I know I’d choose attending Pride over that Disney princess themed farce.
Shortly after that, she mentioned she cut down her role on the show to focus on her activism in the trans community. Then, Billie shared the news that she decided to quit Vanderpump Rules to focus on an anti-bullying campaign. I’m sure her experiences with Katie Maloney, Stassi Schroeder, and Kristen Doute made her a master on the subject matter. And now Billie has even more news to share.
Denise Richards gave Real Housewives of Beverly Hills fans some much-needed comic relief this season, but not much else. She told Camille Grammer to back off while she was wearing a fur coat and an Agency hat during the finale, but other than that, Denise had zero conflict this season.
Well, until the reunion. She and Camille randomly went at it. Camille said she didn’t like Denise and that she was boring this past season. Denise asked if Camille was “on something” during the taping. Then, Camille wondered if Denise was “on something” during a recent Watch What Happens Live appearance. In response, Denise took to Twitter to make a shocking claim about the RHOBH OG.
On the next season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Tales from the Court, we’ll see an array of stars. Making their way through the entrance of the Los Angeles County courthouse will be, Dorit Kemsley and husband PK! Kyle Richards will smile for the cameras in support of her beloved spouse, Mauricio Umansky. Also not escaping the limelight will be Tom Girardi. The acclaimed attorney won’t be alone however, his wife Erika Girardi will join him along the way!
Why is this? Perhaps the wives were feeling left out of their husbands’ various legal battles. We know
future jailbird Dorit is under fire with her swimsuit line. There’s also a nasty little rumor that her checking account is frozen! Kyle might be called into court because the cast attended a party at the house centered around Mauricio’s case. Not one to be left out is the glamorous Erika Jayne. It’s EXPEN$$$1VE to be her, y’all! Now Erika might have to start cutting back because Tom’s existing lawsuit has just put a cramp in her pat the puss wallet. Head’s up everybody, Mikey could be looking for a job.
Denise Richards was the only full-time Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast member cool with Lisa Vanderpump. Unfortunately for her (and her Twitter mentions), that is not the case nowadays.
It all started with a recent appearance Denise made on Watch What Happens Live. A fan called in and said Denise “sort of turned on” LVP and asked if something happened off-screen. Denise responded with a very
slurred awkward answer. She said, “No, I didn’t turn on her! There was… incidences that happened and I’m….. you know. It happened.” And this led to a firestorm of Twitter drama with Denise, Lisa, Lisa’s henchman John Sessa, and, ultimately a threat of legal action from Denise’s husband Aaron Phypers. Denise caused more drama from answering one question on Watch What Happens Live than she did months filming RHOBH Season 9.
The only person that did not shade Lisa Vanderpump this season on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was Denise Richards. She was just too busy talking about the size of her husband’s penis! This means that Lisa and Denise are on good terms these days, right? Ehhh. Not so much.
Just like the other RHOBH ladies, Denise felt that LVP should have shown up for reunion to share her side of the story and confront issues head on. Same here, don’t hate me LVP Stans. Now, Lisa is coming for Denise on Twitter, and yes, once again, it’s about a dog. Many dogs, this time though!
Denise Richards may have been a newbie this season on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but she certainly made her mark. There was that time she went to have drinks with the ladies at their hotel. Of course, the ladies were glammed to the max in cocktail dresses. Our girl, Denise, wore a top and white shorts. The shocked reactions of the Beverly Hills ladies were priceless!
We also watched Denise tie the knot with the apparently well-endowed Aaron Phypers. (I could have done without that information.) Denise wasn’t afraid to be extremely late to her own wedding, and she ditched a traditional gown for a sexy romper. After all, Denise is so chill she planned the whole wedding in just two days.