Season 3 of Summer Housestarted out with a major revelation: Kyle Cooke cheated on Amanda Batula. It happened over a year before filming. However, it took Kyle a long time to come clean to his girlfriend. They moved past that indiscretion, but what about the latest rumor?
Someone told Lindsay Hubbard that Kyle was making out with someone at a club. Very recently. During the last episode, bit her tongue to avoid ruining Kyle’s birthday, but she has to confront him eventually, right? She already mentioned this on camera. She told Danielle Olivera about it. Danielle tattled to Paige DeSorbo. It’s about time that she confronts Kyle about it one-on-one.
Is it possible to get a secondhand hangover? I can’t help feeling that way when I watch the Summer Housecast turning up. They seem to have a never-ending appetite for whispering angel and Twisted Tea.
Even through the slurring and drunken fights, they always manage to make it to the next event. Do they bring IV’s to the house? Do they just have a very regimented Advil schedule? Are they immune to alcohol How do they keep it going? I’m not going to lie, I couldn’t help wondering if some of the Summer House cast members got a bit of help from some other substances.
We’re halfway through this season of Summer House but it seems like there is plenty of drama to come. The whole house drives out to the Hamptons (minus Danielle Olivera and Kyle Cooke), have a family dinner and get ready for a night out. Right off the bat, we learn Carl Radke did not follow through on weekday plans with Paige DeSorbo like he said he would soooo she’s out. Carl says he’s put himself out there a lot with her & is too busy looking for a new job to send her a quick good morning text; how Carl can be so obtuse sometimes is beyond me. Danielle meets up the crew at a bar and somehow she and Jordan Verroi get left alone at the table and things escalate quickly.
He tells her he doesn’t want to have sex with her and she asks him if he’s a virgin (multiple times). Despite his denials, Danielle is not buying what he’s selling. Lindsay Hubbardsaying that Jordan is either a virgin or Ted Bundy is truly the most accurate thing she’s said all season. Deep down I think we all know Jordan definitely has a secret he’s not willing to share with the group…yet. Part of me also thinks he just isn’t comfortable filming and is overcompensating to appear cool. It’s tough to watch but happens to the best of reality tv newbies.
It’s the most wonderful time of the year… summer in the Hamptons! We pick up last night’s episode of Summer Housewhere we left off; at the Christmas in July party whereCarl Radketells Lindsay Hubbard he’s over Paige DeSorbo. Suuuuuure Carl, sure. Paige, Amanda Batula and Hannah Berner go to a bedroom to discuss what they just overheard and prove that #girlpower is alive and well. If you can’t tell by now, I want to be in this girl group but I’ll try to keep my bias opinions to myself. Back outside, a game of telephone begins when Hannah tells Lindsay all the girls know her and Carl were talking shit. For the next 5 minutes, we see Lindsay repeat herself over and over about how this isn’t middle school, she doesn’t want this drama and the other girls need to grow up. I think Lindsay has officially drank 1 too many egg nogs and it’s time for her to take a nap.
Is it just me or is this the longest party ever?! They must have started this thing at like 10am. Most of the party guests leave, the sun goes down but the relationship woes continue. Paige and Carl chit chat where he still claims he’s the best she’s ever going to get and Paige compares Carl to a puppy who continuously needs to be trained; we couldn’t agree more with Paige. They come to an understanding where Carl will try harder during the week to make plans for them; only time will tell if Carl can prove himself to Paige & all of us watching. Speaking of Paige, remember the guy Max that she invited to the party last episode? Well he’s made out with Danielle Olivera in the pool and is now sleeping in her bed; feels like this breaks the pact Danielle and Paige made last episode? Danielle must have forgotten about it in her drunk, horny state.
We’ve made it to morning and honestly, it looks like the ghost of Christmas past threw up on their house. Their post party clean ups are the definition of Sunday scaries. The biggest story from last night is Hannah‘s injury; long story short – she caught her foot in a cattle grate, went to the hospital and broke her pinky finger. Thankfully Hannah is okay and on the plus side, Dave, her boy-toy, who seems like a sweet guy, earned major brownie points for taking care of her.
These kids rally and somehow make it to brunch. Hannah puts it best – there was a lot of action at the Christmas in July Party. Jordan Verroi claims he made out with a girl but no one is buying it. Everyone finds out about Danielle and Max and thankfully Paige couldn’t care less. They’re shocked Hannah didn’t sleep with her man, including Lindsay, who claims they should’ve used her room. 1) We see you Lindsay – you wanted so badly to tell everyone you slept out since no one even noticed and 2) ARE YOU KIDDING ME LINDSAY?! YOU SLEPT AT EVERETT WESTON‘S?! I can’t and I shan’t deal with this anymore. Don’t get me wrong, I am actually an Everett fan (very few of us honestly) but they’ve got to stop this cycle.
Back to the hustle and bustle of the city. Lindsay is planning an event, Paige is creating looks for less, Jordan is literally the worst and Kyle is buying an engagement ring. While Kyle has had some major mess ups, I like seeing this mature side of him and how genuinely excited he is to propose to Amanda. While Kyle is busy planning their future, Amanda and Paige are having girls night in at Paige’s apartment. Amanda asks her if she’s heard from Carl; she hasn’t and she’s over it – rightfully so. Carl 3.0 is definitely better than the fuck boy Carl of season 1 and 2, but he’s still got some work to do.
Back on the road, Kyle heads out to his annual family reunion in New Hampshire. Does anyone else think it’s weird Amanda never goes with him to this reunion? She didn’t last year either. He’s in the middle of catching up with his parents when he tells them in the same breath that he’s proposing to Amanda and that he cheated on her last year. Smooth Kyle, real smooth. We learn Kyle’s mom was unfaithful to his Dad before they got married so the apple doesn’t fall from the tree; hopefully, this cheating trait ends with Kyle. Similarly to Kyle, Linsday confides in her family this week as well. She calls her Aunt Rhonda (“AR” for short) and drops the bombshell that Kyle made out with another girl 4 months ago. Uh-oh.
Next week Kyle turns a year older and it looks like Amanda plans an epic birthday – well, until these new cheating allegations drop.
TELL US- ARE YOU SURPRISED KYLE CHEATED ON AMANDA AGAIN?
Joy to the world – Summer House recaps are here! We know, we know… we’re starting these recaps a little late this year but better late than never right? We start off episode 7 of Summer House where we left off last week with the crew congregating at home after the St. Bart’s party. Everyone drank a little too much Whispering Angel (don’t they always?) and they all hit the hay right away. Despite his best efforts, Carl Radke and Paige DeSorbo are still going to bed separately. Carl 3.0 isn’t getting as lucky as he did in Season 1 and 2. Maybe his charm only works on Lauren Wirkus?
The morning after scenes are some of the best – those Big Brother type cameras always get the most candid moments like when Amanda Batulamakes a “joke” about Kyle Cooke not lasting long. Reason #100 why we love Amanda and her sass. Speaking of Amanda, she and Kyle are biting the bullet and moving in. Kyle breaks the news they owe 22 THOUSAND DOLLARS before they move in. For many, that is more than the price of a new car but that’s NYC real estate for ya. After Amanda thinks about the 11k she owes, she suggests to the group that they should have a joint “Christmas in July” birthday party for Amanda and Jordan Verroi‘s next weekend. There’s nothing this group loves more than a theme party.
We are trying something new tonight! After hearing from you on Twitter, we will be recapping Summer House. Yes, we know that the season already started, but better late than never. Right? Well, that’s what we’re hoping.
And tonight’s episode of Summer House looks like it’s going to be a total sh*t show, yet again.
It felt like there were Real Housewives meetups happening all over the country this week. Or at least that’s what it seemed like when I scroll through my Instagram feed. Kandi Burruss supported Beverly Hills Housewife Erika Jayne at her Atlanta concert. Potomac Housewives Gizelle Bryant hung out with Real Housewives of Atlanta OG NeNe Leakes. Warning: they applied way too much airbrush to their IG photo. Cynthia Bailey left the ATL to hang out with Dorinda Medley in New York City.
Real Housewives of Dallas stars Stephanie Hollman and Brandi Redmond shared photos hanging with their kids. Meanwhile, their costar Cary Deuber shared a photo of her face all marked up and ready for a cosmetic procedure. Orange County Housewife Shannon Beadorfollowed her lead. Shannon posted a photo of herself getting some cosmetic enhancements. This is a social media trend that I just don’t understand.