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Unfortunately for Kristen Doute, Vanderpump Rules only films in the summer. This means that she never gets a birthday party episode, let alone a multiple-episode story arc. On the bright side, this means that she never gets filmed during a birthday meltdown.

Instead, the Vanderpump Rules fans only get to see the (filtered) photos that she wants us to see. This year, Kristen and a bunch of her costars celebrated her birthday in Nashville, Tennessee.

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This was a crazy episode of Vanderpump Rules with no winners or losers. OK, well, obviously Katie Maloney is a loser. The biggest loser, but still she’s allowed to dictate everyone else with her negativity and bullying. Even though it doesn’t appear that anyone likes her – even her own husband. I don’t know why, but Katie brings out the rage in me!

James Kennedy is a man of two strides forward (like a mini pony, not horse); two strides back into the time-out pen because he can’t play with the other horses without nipping their flanks and kicking up manure.

TomTom is about to open and Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz decide to celebrate by taking a pre-professional people vacation. And what a long strange trip it will turn out to be! As Lisa Vanderpump said, “Sometimes trial has error.”

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Tonight is the episode of Vanderpump Rules I have personally been waiting for ever since Stassi Schroeder started dating Patrick and Katie Maloney found Stassi’s rusty bitch crown in the dumpster behind SUR and tried to make fetch happen.

Katie is a poor imitation of Stassi in her prime, namely because Katie is mercilessly mean without provocation or wit, but tonight – TONIGHT! – our brave little warrior Tom Sandoval goes against the evil that is facing him and tells Katie exactly like it is!

Faith confesses cheating on Jax

Well Well Well.  Someone has decided to try for another 15 minutes of fame again.  I don’t know if you remember former Vanderpump Rules hanger on Faith Stowers.  She was the one who thought hooking up with Jax Taylor would get her more air time.

Well, Brittany Cartwright and Jax are “happily” engaged, and planning their wedding.  And I haven’t seen any sign of Faith since.  So what’s an attention seeker supposed to do?  I guess go after Lisa Vanderpump and interject herself into the drama swirling around puppygate.

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Vanderpump Rules’ star Scheana Marie has put the past behind her–at least as far as Real Housewives of Beverly Hills alum Brandi Glanville is concerned. And these two women have quite the past. It is a miracle pleasant surprise to think that they are on good terms today.

First, Brandi felt the need to confront SURver Scheana about Scheana’s romantic relationship with Brandi’s then-husband, actor Eddie Cibrian. Their discussion during Season 4 of RHOBH was awkward! Then Brandi became angry at her former bestie Lisa Vanderpump because LVP didn’t give Brandi a heads-up when Scheana Marie was going to be present at events. In April of 2018, Brandi even briefly quit her Brandi Glanville Unfiltered podcast when she learned that Scheana Marie was given her own podcast by the same company. So these ladies were competing in both business and the Eddie Cibrian department.

James Kennedy

It’s hard to remember Vanderpump Rules before James Kennedy came on the scene. Over time, James became a DJ at Lisa Vanderpump’s restaurant, SUR– bringing in huge crowds each week. However, since he made his first appearance on the show, James has made quite a name for himself – and not just because of his DJ’ing.

Throughout the seasons, James has had his share of issues with his fellow cast mates, like Kristen Doute and Katie Maloney. However, his issues with Jax Taylor seem to go a little deeper.  Maybe it’s because Jax sees himself in James or perhaps he’s simply jealous. We may never know why but it seems like these two won’t be singing “kumbaya” anytime soon.

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Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz have a relationship as solid as Lisa Vanderpump and Ken Todd. As soon as the Tom’s met, they became instant BFFs. They have been inseparable ever since. I’m pretty sure they’re the only duo on Vanderpump Rules, besides Lisa and Ken, to stay together for all seven seasons.

Well, this power couple is about to get tested. Tom 2’s roommate wife, Katie Maloney, recently got James Kennedy fired from SUR because he fat-shamed her. This did not sit well with some of the cast, namely Billie Lee. She has been very vocal about the matter. In next week’s episode, Tom 1 steps up to defend James and calls Katie a bully for her actions. Tom 2 is not going to be happy!

Ariana Madix and Tom Sandoval Want To Add A Social Media Room To Their Home

Vanderpump Rules stars Ariana Madix and Tom Sandoval have come a long way in their relationship. We first saw the couple “adulting” when they shopped for a new couch together. In my opinion, Tom should have burned his old couch long before Ariana came along. Who would want to sit on it after Kristen Doute and Jax Taylor hooked up on it?

In another adulting moment, Tom proudly talked about their commitment to one another when they purchased a new credenza. Oooh la la. Recently, Tom and Ariana made the ultimate commitment when they got engaged bought a $2 million dollar, 5 bedroom 5 1/2 bath property. What adulting magic can they do with all that space?