So, it is no secret that Stassi is wild for her man, Beau Clark. And when Stassi was done partying after turning the big 30, she started to text and call Beau. By the way, they were at the same rented birthday mansion. He didn’t respond to Stassi’s texts and calls to come to bed. Then, angry Stassi threw her phone to the ground. Why didn’t she just go upstairs to talk in person?
Then, there were some sweet son photos as well. Bachelor alum Sean Lowe hit the beach with his sons Samuel and Isaiah in Hawaii. Also, Dallas Housewife Stephanie Hollman shared a photo with her. Scott Disick posted a photo cuddling with his youngest son Reign.
In other reality star updates, braces are all the rage these days. Kelly Dodd and her ex Michael Dodd took their daughter Jolie to get braces. Yes, they even marked the occasion with a family photo. Which, is actually pretty sweet. 90 Day Fiance alum Anfisa Nava showed off her new braces.
Everyone else on the show is so open about their personal lives. So why does Lala get a free pass? Yes, I’m well aware that she’s said (several times) that her man isn’t the one who signed up for Vanderpump Rules. Blah Blah Blah. I get it. That’s valid. However, it just doesn’t really seem right that everyone else is giving so much of their lives. Plus, Lala and Randall are engaged now. Why not share their love? Let the viewers see what it’s like to travel via private jet on a regular basis?
Lisa did her best to explain why she has sympathy for James Kennedy, Kristen’s (latest) mortal enemy. Kristen wasn’t having it, even while she was watching from her couch at home. She couldn’t resist tweeting some retorts. And, of course, Andy read her posts during the episode.
Unfortunately for Brittany Cartwright, her trip to Miami started with a fight on an airplane. One of her fellow passengers pushed her and put gum in her (perfect) hair. If only she had that private jet access like her Vanderpump Rules costar Lala Kent. Ironically enough, Brittany and Jax Taylor were headed to Miami to hang with Lala and her man Randall Emmett.
Let’s just hope that the two of them did not fly commercial on their way back. Or if they did, let’s hope that it’s a much more pleasant travel experience. At the very least, it looks like the two couples had a fun (very extended) double date during their trip.
Whew! Last night’s Vanderpump Rules was packed full of drama, wrapped in Stariana’s delusion, and doused with the warm flat remains of Tom Schwartz‘s Coors Light after he passed out in some random person’s house.
Lisa Vanderpump will be working to stop Yulin forever. To accomplish her goal of replacing all people in the world with dogs she requires each SURvian to own at least one canine. Even James Kennedy, who gets left out of everything, is not exempt. And guess what – to demonstrate what a topsy-turvy world this is, his dog is the cutest. The only exception is Scheana Marie, who has a cat. Because Scheana is more of a pariah than even James, and obviously has to own a me-centric animal (true confession I am a cat person).
Everyone meets at Vanderpump Dogs to put a temporary tattoo on their face and get a photo with their pooch, then post it on Instagram. Including James. Whose firing is the talk of the pound as he strolls through the door with Raquel Leviss by his side.