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If you’ve watched every season of Vanderpump Rules then you know what a train wreck Jax Taylor is.  However, to everyone’s surprise, it only took a girl with a heavy southern drawl, and the patience of a saint, to get him to settle down.

But are Jax and Brittany Cartwright really as happy as they seem? If you believe Tom Schwartz they are.

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 Kristen Doute and James Kennedy have a long and complicated relationship that started back in Season 3 of Vanderpump Rules.  To an epic fight at Scheana Marie‘s wedding to hooking up on the hood of James’ BMW to Kristen vowing to take James down every single season…their relationship, or lack thereof, has become a consistent storyline for fans each season.

Even though both Kristen and James have moved on from their romance with their respective partners, I don’t think they’ve ever truly moved on from each other.  Some people might be wondering why Kristen’s intense obsession with James has continued every season. It’s the story line that keeps on giving.  After all, who doesn’t love a little “Crazy Kristen?”

Chrissy Teigen And John Legend Will Compete Against Vanderpump Rules Cast On Family Feud

Chrissy Teigen is the ultimate Vanderpump Rules super fan. She sang the show’s theme song on Watch What Happens Live with her husband John Legend. Chrissy even tweeted that she would, “start hanging out in the alley of SUR, sitting on the abandoned motorcycle just to watch pump rules live.”

Chrissy summed up her love for the show in one epic tweet. She wrote, “Vanderpump Rules is the best show in television history and if you disagree you are garbage.” That tweet never gets old. It’s hard to believe, but life just got even better for this Pump Rules super fan.

Kristen Doute Says She & Brian Carter Are “Figuring Out” Relationship Status

Last night, Vanderpump Rules viewers saw the return of Crazy Kristen. Kristen Doute even drunkenly fell onto a table after receiving a text about guys night from her man Brian Carter. Through the unintelligible slurring It was not clear what Carter actually texted her, but does it even matter?

Not only that, but Kristen also had some misplaced anger over James Kennedy returning to DJ at Pump. Of course, none of these are actually related, but it all comes back to projection. Right? That’s especially true on reality TV. Last night was the first time Carter has appeared on an episode in forever and it wasn’t even with his own girlfriend. He was at guys night with the rest of the men in the cast. Meanwhile, the female cast members exposed their relationship issues. Stassi Schroeder even called Carter out for not paying any bills. James Kenndy 2.0, much? Why is Kristen always in a sugar mama situation?

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I’ll tell you a secret: you will not find your answers in life by going to the Disney World of Yolanda Hadid’s Lyme Brain, aka Solvang (a pretend version of a Dutch village) and drinking until you fall on your ass in an unflattering romper repurposed from vintage prison uniforms. Just ask the ladies of Vanderpump Rules who tried just that!

Likewise you will not improve your life or your relationship by having a guy’s night at a hotel where you pretend you’re just picking up chicks for a single friend. That will instead make you realize you’re married to someone like Katie Maloney, who is wearing your balls as a ring on a string.

Kristen Doute

On tonight’s Vanderpump Rules the ladies are still in Solvang – the Epcot Center of wine countries – and Crazy Kristen Doute is rearing her ugly head. We like to call her ‘The Kritter’ since it’s so much more ominous but you know either nickname will suffice.

While Kristen threatens to destroy the trip, just like she ruined the most EPIC PRIVATE JET ride in history, Scheana Marie has a tantrum over her collapsed friendship with Stassi Schroeder and Katie Maloney. One woman’s trash is another woman’s treasure, I suppose…

Justin & Hailey Bieber Might Film A “Newlyweds Style Reality Show”

Justin Bieber has had a long and successful music career for someone who is only in his mid-20s. It’s hard to believe he started off covering songs on YouTube. He became an overnight success and turned into one of the world’s biggest pop stars. The world has been obsessed with The Biebs ever since.

That obsession also spilled over into Justin’s love life. His relationship with ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez was the end of the world for some fans. The horror! Now he’s officially off the market! He’ss married to Hailey Baldwin, who is most known for being a model the daughter of actor Stephen Baldwin. Obviously, the next logical milestone is a reality TV show about your new marriage.

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The feud between Vanderpump Rules stars Billie Lee and Lala Kent continues. A couple of episodes ago  Billie and Lala were together, they were at Scheana Marie’s housewarming party. Billie approached Lala to clear the air about her tweet insinuating she wasn’t invited to SUR’s Girls Night In because she was trans. And that lead to a huge blowup.

Lala was offended that Billie implied they were transphobic and she wouldn’t hear anymore. She yelled at Billie, “You’re dismissed!” To which Billie clapped back, “You’re not f*king better than everyone because you have a rich boyfriend, Lala!” The shade was intense. And according to Billie, the animosity still going strong.