Vanderpump Rules viewers saw Tom Sandoval go all out as one of the best men in Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright’s wedding. He saved the vodka at the after party, he brought spare alcohol, he had tampons on hand, he had (black?) umbrellas to protect people from the heat. The list goes on and on, but it seems like he went all out to execute this role.
However, Jax gave him a low grade as best man. And so did Stassi Schroeder’s mom Dayna Schroeder. Yes, this is the same woman who told her own daughter she wasn’t good enough for her own boyfriend and wished that Stassi was more like Kristen Doute.
Add Lala Kent and Randall Emmett’s wedding to the list of spring events that have been postponed because of Coronavirus concerns. Watch What Happens Live has suspended production and the Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 12 reunion have been postponed.
Of course, it’s best to be safe and move the wedding at this time, especially since they have the
borrowed funds from 50 cent means to do so. This is absolutely the smart call.
Kristen Doute’s storyline on this season of Vanderpump Rules revolves around her complicated dynamic with ex [Brian] Carter. However, he’s not Kristen’s only ex on the show. Remember when Kristen dated James Kennedy? That feels like a whole lifetime ago.
Now, James is dating Raquel Leviss, who he called a “whore” and a “slut” in recent episodes. Yet, she’s still living with him and dating him. In real time, James has been sober for nine months, and apparently, he’s made some major strides. But, we shall see how much he’s changed. In the mean time, their relationship is so tough to watch. And, Kristen shared her thoughts on James and Raquel’s relationship.
We are officially halfway through this season of Vanderpump Rules, and so far it has been feuds galore. We’ve had Dayna Kathan feuding with Scheana Marie over Max Boyens. Then Scheana tried to feud with Charli Burnett over Brett Caprioni. Which lead to a feud between Brett and Scheana because he didn’t want to come over for her famous enchiladas. Don’t you ever change, girl.
Stassi Schroeder and Katie Maloney have banished Kristen Doute from their coven because of her on again off again relationship with Brian Carter. Lala Kent and James Kennedy made up, but James’ relationship with Raquel Leviss is hanging by a thread. Tom Sandoval almost got “Jaxed” from Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright’s wedding for saying their heads were in the sand about their pastor. So, is the rest of the season this tumultuous, or does Lance Bass step in and save the day for everyone?
Jax Taylor finally got married on last night’s Vanderpump Rules, metamorphosing from Jax to Jason. Even so Tom Sandoval was the true knight in shining armor. Tom had tampons, tissues, White Claw, vodka, an endless supply of giving and support. What did Jax have besides patchy sideburns and a mistaken understanding that getting married does not allow one legal ownership over your spouses breast implants.
Although how fantastic would it be if Brittany Cartwright threw the removed implants on the table at their inevitable divorce trial?! Which from the mid-season preview seems like it’s coming sooner rather than later. The shelf life of an implant is what – max, 10 years? The shelf life of a marriage to Jax Taylor has to be more like 2.2 years. Maybe 2.4 if there’s an extended separation. And probably more like 1.4 if Vanderpump Rules cameras turn off. Marriage Bootcamp only films for 5 weeks.
Anyhoodle, yes, Jax and Brittany finally finally finally made it down the aisle in the unrelenting sun of a Kentucky summer, leaving their guests to wilt and melt in 96 degree weather without any shade. Except for Tom 1 running around holding out parasols. Add that to his list of positives! After all this Jax only gives Tom 1 a B- or C in the best man performance grade.
We will finally be put out of our misery tonight! We finally get to see Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright get married on Vanderpump Rules tonight! This whole season has been leading up to this wedding and it’s finally here. Praise Mamaw.
Of course, their wedding will have some drama. Kristen Doute and her non-boyfriend [Brian] Carter get into a heated exchange at the reception and most likely end up hooking up after anyway. Stassi Schroeder starts to wonder if she and Beau Clark will ever get engaged. Spoiler alert: they will.
The last season of Vanderpump Rules could have easily had the alternate title Everyone Hates James Kennedy. They were all against James Kennedy, including Lala Kent, who was finally accepted by the “in crowd” among the cast members. This season, there are too many feuds to count, but at least there’s some good news: Lala and James have finally made up.
After James accused Lala of “sleeping with a fat man who pays [her] rent” during that infamous rant that was “not about the pasta,” these two are both alcohol-free and friends again. It seemed like that would never happen, but it does seem like they are genuinely cool these days.