Real Housewives of Beverly Hills viewers are finally getting closer to finding out exactly what happened between Denise Richards and Brandi Glanville. Denise has been front and center for much of the drama this season. After all, Denise knows a thing or two about drama since her ex-husband is actor Charlie Sheen. Just saying.
Denise’s RHOBH co-stars were angry at her because she missed filming for acting roles. Then, Brandi alleged that she and Denise had a sexual relationship, and that Denise told her that she was in an open marriage with Aaron Phypers. I guess someone forgot to inform Aaron. Oops!
It looks like the remainder of Season 12 is going to be rough for Real Housewives of New York stars Ramona Singer and Leah McSweeney. In the beginning, Ramona portrayed herself as a surrogate mother to out of control newbie Housewife Leah.
During Ramona’s RHONY cast trip to Newport, Rhode Island, Leah went full throttle on her decision to start drinking again. Leah begged Ramona to let her sister, Sarah McSweeney, come for part of the trip. After first agreeing, Ramona withdrew the invitation.
One word suffices in describing what it was like to watch David Foster and Yolanda Hadid together on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: insufferable. Oh my love, my king. Let me change out of my white jeans and into an embarrassing maid’s costume. Let me serve you a meal with extra lemon as though I am a peon. In my imagination, this is exactly what Yolanda’s inner monologue sounded like when she was married to David.
They were married for four years, but together nine years total before calling it quits in December 2015. As annoying as Yolanda was, David was equal parts narcissist. (Never forget how cringe-worthy it was when he shushed their guests while playing the piano). In Yolanda’s last season on RHOBH she was simultaneously battling Lyme Disease and fighting off rumors spread by Lisa Rinna, Kyle Richards, and Lisa Vanderpump that she was faking it. In spite of this, she managed to hide her separation from David a majority of the season. It wasn’t until the reunion aired that she announced their divorce. Yo claimed that David left her because he was fed up with her illness. Now, he’s telling his side.
Last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After made one thing glaringly obvious for me. There is someone for everyone. Larissa Dos Santos Lima wasn’t lying when she said that Colt Johnson gets women to date him. How is he finding these poor desperate women? Ewww… Is it the reality fame? Or is it the promise of a green card and several lovable cats that are causing them to flock to him?
Elizabeth Potthast Castravet is shocked to find out another hidden detail. Colt finally comes clean to his mother. Karine Staehle discovers more about America. Angela Deem is desperate to find a witness. Larissa makes a surprising call. Kalani Faagata and her mother go toe to toe with Asuelu Pulaa. Let’s get straight into the 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After recap!
Well, Real Housewives Of New York is back with a vengeance! Did you guys miss them? More importantly did you miss me? Cause I haven’t written a Housewives recap in about a month and I’m worried I’ve lost my touch. Be kind, be gentle — love me. Treat me like production treated Jill Zarin last night.
Anyway, I don’t know if I like the choppy editing and zoom confessionals with bad audio, although I did love how Leah McSweeney just went full quarantine vibes by wearing a sweatsuit.
Speaking of Leah she goes out to dinner in China Town with her baby daddy Rob and their daughter Kier. This is so Leah can emphatically prove over and over again that she’s a real legit New Yorker, not some uptight upper east side wannabe maven.
After a hiatus, Real Housewives of New York returns tonight with a new episode, the first since Tinsley Mortimer announced her departure from the show.
It will be interesting to see who Dorinda
picks on argues with from this point forward.