Last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After made one thing glaringly obvious for me. There is someone for everyone. Larissa Dos Santos Lima wasn’t lying when she said that Colt Johnson gets women to date him. How is he finding these poor desperate women? Ewww… Is it the reality fame? Or is it the promise of a green card and several lovable cats that are causing them to flock to him?
Elizabeth Potthast Castravet is shocked to find out another hidden detail. Colt finally comes clean to his mother. Karine Staehle discovers more about America. Angela Deem is desperate to find a witness. Larissa makes a surprising call. Kalani Faagata and her mother go toe to toe with Asuelu Pulaa. Let’s get straight into the 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After recap!
Last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After was all about new beginnings. Several of the couples are embarking on new journeys in some way. The only issue is that in many of those cases they likelihood of it working out is very slim. But I guess we will just have to wait and see how this shit show unfolds.
Elizabeth Potthast Castravet‘s family confronts her about Andrei Castravet‘s actions. Jess extends an invite to Colt Johnson. Skyla impedes Angela Deem‘s wedding. Larissa Dos Santos Lima finds out shocking news. Kalani Faagata and Asuelu Pulaa‘s upcoming trip is threatened. Let’s get straight into the 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After recap!
Perhaps one of the most drama-filled couples to ever grace the 90 Day Fiance franchise is Colt Johnson and Larissa Dos Santos. Most of their drama centered around living with Colt’s mother, Debbie Johnson and all of the tension that caused in their marriage (along with Colt and Debbie’s “Norman Bates”-esque relationship). The couple had their fair share of ups and downs and ultimately ended after Larissa’s third arrest for domestic violence.
Given all of their history it is hard to imagine that Larissa might still deep down miss Colt (better known as
“Colt-ee”) or even remember absolutely anything positive when thinking back, though this seems to be the case. Since watching her ex and his new girlfriend Jess Caroline on the new season of 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After?, Larissa seems to have her own take on their relationship as well as her hopes for a future relationship with Colt.
It’s a tale of two faces on season 5 of 90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After? as Larissa Dos Santos Lima– who we’ve come to know and remember fondly as Colt Johnson’s feisty ex-wife- reemerged on the premiere episode after having completed some slight physical remodeling. With a fresh face and sleek new hairdo, Larissa openly discussed her love of plastic surgery all the while dodging any mention of how she’s able to actually pay for it all.
The end of her tumultuous marriage to Colt was finalized last year, which would surely indicate that her main source of funds have been cut off. Yet somehow, it’s been during this past year that Larissa has made the most drastic physical change. But with no job in sight, Larissa glowed as she spoke about her transformation and how she’s eager to do more procedures in the near future.
Even though Colt Johnson and Larissa Dos Santos Lima haven’t been a couple for a long time at this point, they somehow got cast on 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After. That means, we get to see more of Colt’s mom, Debbie Johnson, and their cats. But, weirdly enough, we also get to see Colt’s new girlfriend, Jess Caroline. He is dating yet another Brazilian woman, who may or may not be interested in him for the camera time and a shot at a visa.
During the most recent episode, Colt visited Jess in Chicago and met some of her friends, who also happen to be Brazilian. Jess made some bothersome comments about her own culture. She generalized that all Brazilian women love sex and like to have it on the first date. There’s nothing wrong with either of those things, but it’s not quite fair to make a sweeping statement about an entire group of people.
Considering that Larissa Dos Santos Lima and Colt Johnson haven’t been an actual couple for a long time, it was a little surprising to learn that they were cast for 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After again. But, here we are: Colt, Larissa, and Colt’s mom Debbie Johnson are back on our TV screens again.
And now there’s a new addition to the cast, Jess Caroline, Colt’s new love interest, who just also happens to be from Brazil. She got a lot more screen time than Larissa on the most recent episode and, yes, Larissa noticed it, and complained. She also edited it post soon after, but that’s why we have screenshots.
I don’t know what’s worse, watching Jess constantly talk about sex with her new man or listening to Tania Maduro complain constantly. Okay, one is a little worse than the other. Either way, it’s obvious some of these couples are bombs just waiting to go off. Last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After proved no matter how much time has passed, some things never change.
Colt Johnson discovers a new side of his girlfriend, Jess Caroline. Angela Deem receives some shocking news from her doctor. Elizabeth Potthast Castravet asks her dad for money. Larissa Dos Santos Lima decides to get back into the dating scene. Paul Staehle makes a decision for him and his family. Let’s get straight into 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After the recap!
They’re baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! Some of the craziest couples from this franchise have been thrown into one season for our viewing pleasure. Let the shit show begin! Last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, shows the delusion isn’t just restricted to the K1 visa process.
Colt Johnson has a new love interest. Angela Deem seeks legal counsel about Michael Ilesanmi. Larissa Dos Santos Lima‘s future in the U.S. is in jeopardy. Andrei Castravet makes an announcement that shocks Elizabeth Potthast Castravet‘s family. Kalani Faagata asks Asuelu Pulaa to change his priorities. Let’s get straight into the 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After recap!