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Mohammed Jbali

Paul and Karine get restraining orders against each other 

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Paul Staehland Karine Staehle cannot stay off social media, out of the news, or away from TLC. If it feels like they have been on every show in the 90 Day Fiance franchise, it’s because they have. Although you can watch them ride the struggle bus on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, it hardly compares to the headlines they’ve been making in real-time. On the show, there are complaints about Karine not changing diapers. In the current day, there are complaints that she’s feeding Paul glass. See what I mean?

Whoever decided marriage is for better or worse obviously didn’t meet Paul the arsonist. Jealous. I miss the good old days of 90 Day Fiance when Danielle Jbali chased down Mohammed Jbali in Texas with a three-ring deportation binder. Remember when that felt dark? Simpler times. So what exactly is this soon-to-be-father-of-two up to now?