Has anyone else binged Bling Empire multiple times yet? The first season of the Crazy Rich Asians inspired show did not disappoint. There was high drama along with high jewelry. Several of the uber rich cast members actually live in Beverly Hills, unlike everyone on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Although, one could say Erika Jayne is now the closest of the bunch, living Beverly Hills adjacent alongside the out of work actor crowd.
Speaking of out of work actors, no one’s favorite red Power Ranger, Andrew Gray, made quite the splash on the show. His tumultuous relationship with Kelly Mi Li shocked viewers. For example, on a special trip to Paris, Andrew had a full on melt down. He screamed at Kelly over the phone for not waking him up to tell him she was going shopping with billionaire heiress, Anna Shay. This behavior even traumatized Anna, who was one of the most zen cast members on the show. Still, this isn’t stopping the couple from moving forward and talking about big plans they have for the future.
Last year was bad but I think Tom Girardi and Erika Jayne might have gotten the worst of it. Unfortunately for them, 2021 isn’t looking any better. Erika will have a lot of explaining to do on the next season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, where she will most certainly play victim to Big Tommy’s evil plans of defrauding literally everyone on his client list. Please Bravo, bring Denise Richards back for a brief cameo to ask Erika all about it.
Erika and Tom have gone through a lot of changes recently. After being accused of embezzlement, Tom lost his law firm and his wife. Erika has since jumped ship and moved into a new house where she allegedly hopes Armie Hammer will have her for lunch – I’m sorry, have her over for lunch. The glam squad has relocated to Super Cuts, and Big Tommy will have to relocate as well. There will be no more walks across a manicured lawn. No more pools to have retiled. And no more home church to try and absolve sins.
I just want to say out of the gate, I do not appreciate being put in this position. I didn’t wake up this morning expecting to… defend Lisa Rinna. But here I am, thanks to fired Real Housewives of Orange County star, Vicki Gunvalson. WHY VICKI, WHY? Because Vicki still cannot fathom the concept that she was released from her duties. RHOC was her entire identity and she is having a rough time moving on from the show that gave her the boot.
Bravo terminating Vick was a gut punch because she thought she was irreplaceable and she can’t fully comprehend she wasn’t needed. But between her cancer scamming and her screeching, fans were ready for her to be gone with the wind fabulous. Unfortunately, nothing about Vicki’s departure has been fabulous because she won’t go away. She made sure to bash the remaining members of the RHOC cast, but that was literally everyone this past season. Now Vick has moved on to bashing Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Spoiler alert, they don’t care.
Erika Jayne, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star and current client under embezzlement charges, has moved. Once living in a $6 million mansion in Pasadena with it’s own chapel, she has since relocated to a $1.5 million abode with about 14,000 less square footage. But look you guys, all is not lost. Now Erika can start to enjoy the benefit of having neighbors. Kind of like Kyle Richards and most of the RHOBH cast living on top of each other in Encino.
While Erika is likely not going to run into Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave on her way to the mailbox, because life isn’t quite that bad yet, sometimes it’s exciting to meet new people on your block. Ever heard of a guy named Armie Hammer? He is a thespian and has appeared in several films you might know. People like to talk about Armie because of his award-winning acting performances. People also like to talk about Armie because he may or may not have fantasies involving eating human flesh. And now my friends, people like to talk about Armie and Erika being new neighbors. ALLEGEDLY.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Erika Jayne had quite a year. No, she didn’t release a song that went straight to number one. She wasn’t recognized for her philanthropic efforts towards the less fortunate. But she did file for divorce from Tom Girardi. Then Erika found herself being sued for embezzlement with her estranged husband. Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive.
Erika and Tom’s romantic love story for the ages might be over, but their court cases aren’t. After ALLEGEDLY siphoning money from client cases, including plane crash and burn victims, the former couple are in a shitload of trouble. So what do you do when you’ve run out of people to scam, your ex has apparently misplaced over $80 million, and you can’t even sell your clothes online for a buck? You pack up the Pasadena Palace and move into a $1.5 million home so you can remain unbothered at a distance.
Things have been semi-quiet over at Camp C***. At least ever since Erika Jayne decided to doxx her husband’s alleged mistress. She was on a roll there, for a while. What with the online clothes sales, staged divorce, and requesting spousal support from a guy who gets his money from orphans. I digress. Before so many juicy details came spilling out, Erika had claimed that this year she’d be sharing ALL. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills fan’s aren’t holding their breath. Especially on social media where Erika has been taking a beating recently.
Tom Girardi’s camp, on the other hand, has revealed another twist on the embezzlement trail. Things are getting even darker, which is really saying something. If anyone at Bravo is reading this, PLEASE give us what we deserve this upcoming season. All. The. Inside. Scoop.
It would take a lot to shock most of us these days. We’re watching shows where someone is married to their step grandfather. If a stranger approached us and declared themselves a recovering alcoholic lesbian who refuses to divorce her cis husband but has a girlfriend and would consider it a betrayal if her spouse dated another woman, we wouldn’t bat an eye.
And then there’s Brandi Glanville. Bless her heart. She briefly starred on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and managed to make a lot of enemies. After her departure, Brandi has been an occasional
mess guest on RHOBH. In her spare time, Brandi appears on social media. She likes to engage in arguments, she likes to give opinions no one asked for, and she ALLEGEDLY likes to do it under a haze of alcohol. Nothing really shocks our jaded souls about Brandi either. Not even now when she’s having a hysterical meltdown over breaking up with her… sofa.
Erika Jayne just cannot seem to read the room. Despite being embroiled in many a lawsuit as the result of her husband, Tom Girardi, she just continues to show her whole a**.
A quick recap of all the drama, since it’s been hard to keep up. The couple announced they were filing for divorce just mere days before Tom was sued for embezzling money from the clients he is supposed to be helping. While some speculated that Erika was using divorce to distance herself from the legal side of things, she has also been named in the lawsuits. Then Erika went on a social media rampage, accusing Tom of cheating and doxxing his former flame. As if that wasn’t enough, a tone deaf Erika posted a glamour shot of herself to Instagram. Clearly, she’s oblivious, or just doesn’t care.