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Chrissy Teigen And John Legend Will Compete Against Vanderpump Rules Cast On Family Feud

Chrissy Teigen is the ultimate Vanderpump Rules super fan. She sang the show’s theme song on Watch What Happens Live with her husband John Legend. Chrissy even tweeted that she would, “start hanging out in the alley of SUR, sitting on the abandoned motorcycle just to watch pump rules live.”

Chrissy summed up her love for the show in one epic tweet. She wrote, “Vanderpump Rules is the best show in television history and if you disagree you are garbage.” That tweet never gets old. It’s hard to believe, but life just got even better for this Pump Rules super fan.

Kristen Doute Says She & Brian Carter Are “Figuring Out” Relationship Status

Last night, Vanderpump Rules viewers saw the return of Crazy Kristen. Kristen Doute even drunkenly fell onto a table after receiving a text about guys night from her man Brian Carter. Through the unintelligible slurring It was not clear what Carter actually texted her, but does it even matter?

Not only that, but Kristen also had some misplaced anger over James Kennedy returning to DJ at Pump. Of course, none of these are actually related, but it all comes back to projection. Right? That’s especially true on reality TV. Last night was the first time Carter has appeared on an episode in forever and it wasn’t even with his own girlfriend. He was at guys night with the rest of the men in the cast. Meanwhile, the female cast members exposed their relationship issues. Stassi Schroeder even called Carter out for not paying any bills. James Kenndy 2.0, much? Why is Kristen always in a sugar mama situation?

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I’ll tell you a secret: you will not find your answers in life by going to the Disney World of Yolanda Hadid’s Lyme Brain, aka Solvang (a pretend version of a Dutch village) and drinking until you fall on your ass in an unflattering romper repurposed from vintage prison uniforms. Just ask the ladies of Vanderpump Rules who tried just that!

Likewise you will not improve your life or your relationship by having a guy’s night at a hotel where you pretend you’re just picking up chicks for a single friend. That will instead make you realize you’re married to someone like Katie Maloney, who is wearing your balls as a ring on a string.

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On tonight’s Vanderpump Rules the ladies are still in Solvang – the Epcot Center of wine countries – and Crazy Kristen Doute is rearing her ugly head. We like to call her ‘The Kritter’ since it’s so much more ominous but you know either nickname will suffice.

While Kristen threatens to destroy the trip, just like she ruined the most EPIC PRIVATE JET ride in history, Scheana Marie has a tantrum over her collapsed friendship with Stassi Schroeder and Katie Maloney. One woman’s trash is another woman’s treasure, I suppose…

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Ahh, it seems like it was just yesterday that Vanderpump Rules made its debut. When the show first began back in 2013, most of the cast were in their mid 20’s drinking and partying their lives away. Now, most of them are in their 30’s and some are almost at 40. The last few episodes included talk of settling down and having kids. Where did the time go?

Now that Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz have partnered up with Lisa Vanderpump in her new restaurant venture, TomTom, it has shown them how far they have come and has them looking at how these changes will affect their futures. With all of the changes going on, is it time for a fresh, new show? Las Vegas sounds like a great location for a spin-off show. Doesn’t it?

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Batten down the hatches because after a few weeks of in hiding Krazy Kristen Doute has returned in full splendor on Vanderpump Rules. Solvang? Or So Insane? Kristen wasn’t the only one Solvagning problems though – Jax Taylor and James Kennedy both went to therapy, but not together. Although they probably should.

It’s the day after the inaugural TomTom party and Lisa Vanderpump hasn’t had a hangover since 1985, aka before Tom 1 and Tom 2 were born… Oh, wait: everyone on this show is pushing 40, which makes them older than me. And they’ve definitely given LVP enough headaches to quantify as a hangover.

The Toms are overjoyed with their first event. They were ready to spread the doors wide to the public at large. Tom 2 wants a gold star on his chore chart.

Lisa reminds them that there’s no gas (or ice). James was spinning records in the utility closet sitting on 2 Costco mega-packs of Charmin Double Ply. 

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Tonight on Vanderpump Rules Lala Kent rewards the girls for no longer calling her a whore by taking them on a private jet to Solvang Wine Country.

Of course, since this is Vanderpump Rules, aka NeverNeverLand for drunken delusionoids, Kristen Doute acts up and embarrasses everyone. Of course hinging your life’s worth on a private jet is embarrassing enough so I can’t imagine how bad Kristen must be! 

Scheana Marie Got Microblading For Her Receding Hairline

It’s no secret that the Vanderpump Rules cast members are obsessed with their appearance. Viewers have seen Tom Sandoval shave his forehead. Ariana Madix got laser hair removal on her hoo-ha. Lala Kent went in for a booty smoothing procedure. Let’s not forget the plastic surgery, like Brittany Cartwright’s breast augmentation or Jax Taylor’s three nose jobs (which somehow all came out looking exactly the same).

Out of all of the cast members, however, Scheana Marie holds the crown on being the most obsessed with herself her looks. The selfie-worshiping Pump Rules star is notorious for only taking photos from her “good side.” Oh, and also for hanging up giant photos of herself on the walls of her home. So, what work did Scheana get done this time?!