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Andrei and Elizabeth Castravet Announce Plans To Expand Their Family

Andrei Castravet and Elizabeth Potthast Castravet became parents in real time this year.  They welcomed baby Eleanor on January 23rd in Tampa, Florida.  The beauty of reality TV is that fans can watch the pregnancy unfold on Season 4 of 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After.   Unfortunately, not all is well with the couple as they fight over finances and Andrei’s lack of employment.

Luckily, Elizabeth’s father has been happy to help out by giving them a place to live.  Chuck even offered Andrei a job.  The offer didn’t suite Andrei.  Neither did trucking apparently.  It’s so much better to let your heavily pregnant wife be the bread-winner.  Actually, Andrei is probably the exact reason why USCIS requires a financial affidavit in the first place.

90 Day Fiancé Happily Ever After Recap: Nowhere to Run

On last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After, Larissa Dos Santos Lima gor arrested for a second time since being in the United States. This time the police actually kicked down the door in order to investigate an anonymous call about a domestic situation.

I would suspect her husband, Colt Johnson’s mother, Debbie Johnson, had she not been out of town during the fight. Either way, I am sure she has immigration on speed dial in hopes of Larissa’s deportation. Then, Debbie will finally have her big baby Colt back to herself.

90 Day Fiancé Happily Ever After Season Premier Recap: Into the Lion’s Den

On last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After, Pedro Jimeno enjoyed his last night of freedom before his wife Chantel Everett arrived in the Dominican Republic. Apparently, both Pedro and Chantel suffer from the same affliction: sharing all of their marital business. Obviously, they don’t seem to understand they are shaping a negative perception of their spouse to EVERYONE. You can’t only tell people only the bad things happening in your life.

Chantel is on her way to the Dominican Republic to ruin join Pedro’s trip. Despite, not wanting his wife to come, he still greets her with flowers and a balloon at the airport. His face tells the true story. He annoyed with her very presence. On the way to the hotel, Pedro tells her he had the best week of his entire life. Without her. I guess meeting his wife or getting married isn’t even in the running.

90 Day Fiancé Happily Ever After: Severed Ties

On last night’s episode of  90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After, Colt Johnson is still trying to smooth things over with his mommy after revealing he kept a secret from her. To some keeping things that will upset your parents secret, is no big deal. But it’s practically blasphemy with this mother and son. Debbie Johnson and Colt share everything from a house, car, and bank account to life in general. By all accounts Colt’s mom was basically his wife, before he married  Larissa Dos Santos Lima . While shopping for cat supplies, Colt explains more about Larissa’s kids and their future. Basically, there are no real plans to bring the children to America, at least not anytime soon. Debbie is still not convinced her daughter in law isn’t hiding more things from her.

Colt is sexually frustrated because he and Larissa have not been intimate in quite some time. They go to a sex therapist to discuss their issues. This should be disgusting interesting. Insert puke emoji here. Larissa complains about the dynamic between Colt and his mother. Who would be turned on by Colt in general, let alone with his him mother downstairs? Okay.. I didn’t want to know this much detail about Colt and Larissa’s sex life. Ewww…. I could have lived my life happily without hearing this nonsense. My ears!!!!!!!!! That is one image I didn’t need to form in my mind.

90 Day Fiancé Happily Ever After Season Premier Recap: Dirty Dancing

On last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After, Larissa Dos Santos Lima  revealed a huge secret that left everyone shocked. As if she and  Colt Johnson’s marriage wasn’t riddled with enough challenges, we find out yet another one. Colt’s mother, Debbie Johnson, was in complete disbelief to find out her husband son dared to keep anything from her. MeanwhilePedro Jimeno, is living his best life in the Dominican Republic. He is surrounded by people, who actually like him. Some more than others…  The Family Chantel will be charging their tasers and looking up the number to immigration, once they see this episode. SMH….

In an effort to make his drama queen happy, Colt finally emancipated his wife from the house. Larissa donned a dress fit for an escort to go on their casino date. Does Colt go anywhere besides places to eat and the casino? It’s clear Larissa never leaves the house. Her style choices scream that she rarely gets the opportunity to dress up. While at the casino, Colt promises to file for an adjustment of status for his wife. This will give them the opportunity to eventually travel back to Brazil to meet his in-laws for the first time. By the look on Larissa’s face, she isn’t thrilled to unveil her husband to her family. I guess, for now, Colt is still her dirty big American secret.

90 Day Fiancé Happily Ever After Recap: A Break May Be Necessary

On last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After, several couples seemed to be hoping for a break from one another. But all signs point to break up in the future at the rate they are going. Ashley Martson surprised her husband Jay Smith with a girl’s trip to NYC. In her mind, she doesn’t need his approval to go anywhere so letting him know last minute is a courtesy. Wow… last time I checked spouses actually discuss their plans.  Pedro Jimeno was counting down the days to leave his wife, Chantel Everett. When Chantel communicated that she doesn’t want to be alone for too long, he reminded her she will have her cat. Is Pedro ready for an extended vacation or a divorce?

Elizabeth Potthast visited her sister, Jen’s home to vent about the situation she created. Last week, she and her husband were being ungrateful spoiled brats when her dad requested they do more to get on their feet. I find it funny that Elizabeth was down to drag her dad with her husband UNTIL Andrei Castravet demanded they leave their comfy home. He wants to go somewhere, he can afford, which is nowhere, because he doesn’t have a job. Does Andrei not have basic math skills? You moved into the free rental house because you were broke, no free house equals even more broke!

90 Day Fiancé Happily Ever After Season Premier Recap: The Mistrials of Marriage

On last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After, Larissa Dos Santos Lima finally discovered her fate in relation to her domestic violence case.  Debbie Johnson probably planned a party and bought a new trucker tee in hopes of her daughter-in-law’s departure. It’s hard to know how Colt Johnson truly feels about the predicament. He always seems confused. They are not the only couple going through a trial in this episode. There is a blowout fight you don’t want to miss.

It’s the day of Larissa’s trial. She is in fear of losing her American dream. I guess the thought of leaving her controlling mother-in-law and her dough boy of a husband is unbearable. Per usual, Debbie will be driving Larissa to get all of the juicy details to report back to her partner son. If I had to deal with a human shadow every time I needed to go somewhere, it would drive me crazy.  Who wants to feel like they are being watched 24/7?

90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After Tonight: Ashley Martson Meets Up With Her Ex

They need to crank out these 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After seasons a lot sooner. At this point, it just feels silly watching all of this drama play out on the show when it was already so public in real time. Why watch Colt Johnson, Larissa Dos Santos, and Colt’s mom Debbie Johnson talk about making their weird relationship work? We already know that they broke up. Their divorce has been finalized.

Yet here we are watching Larissa talk about her concerns over her upcoming trial. Don’t get me wrong, the drama is great, but a lot of it is old news. Especially when it comes to Larissa and Colt. They do everything in the spotlight and on Instagram.