So…good times! But for our last installment of the season six Tell All, we’ll try to suspend disbelief and comment on the lunacy we saw last night. Because there was plenty to go around. Let’s link arms and stumble off the battlefield of this 90 Day Fiance season like the wounded soldiers we are. Viewers of 90 Day Fiance, I salute you! You deserve a medal.
Viewers have watched this couple struggle with rumors of infidelity from the very beginning. Ashley and her former bestie, Natalie, even stopped talking because of them. Well, after last week’s episode we witnessed those “rumors” blow up in their faces. Ashley can’t even turn the other cheek this time because the cheating took place in the same country she was in. Which, if you remember, was her reason for excusing the earlier cheating rumors. Apparently what her boyfriend did in Jamaica was allowed in Jamaica. <side eye>
Ashley Martson argues that Jay never really committed himself to the marriage. Of course, Jay has plenty of excuses. At the top of the list: He just thought Tinder was a place to make “friends!” Aww, poor Jay. He’s just sitting around on the ole’ iPad and…BAM! He’s got twelve side chicks. It could happen to anyone.
So let’s start with them. Ashley Martson is still reeling from busting Jay Smith for trolling Tinder – with the account he created the VERY DAY they returned home from their wedding. What a prince. Jay tries to act apologetic, but is really just pissed that he got caught. He obviously never planned to change his ways, and Ashley seems to know this. But Jay still attempts to justify his despicable behavior with all of the usual excuses – “It meant nothing! I didn’t do anything in person! It was just online flirting!”
It’s hard to believe season six of 90 Day Fiance is coming to a close. Somehow it feels like we’ve been on this ride way too long – like, carnival ride pukey long. But we’re finally at the end of this Fall’s bitter road to the altar and, for some, immediate divorce court.
Speaking of bitter, Ashley Martson is still reeling after learning that her 20-year old husband of ONE WEEK, Jay Smith, created a Tinder profile and started flirting with other women immediately after their wedding day. Will she kick him to the curb? Can she? Will Natalie run over Jay with a scooter? We’ll have to tune in to find out.
Next week is the finale of 90 Day Fiance. So we’re nearly at the end of the line. To all of you who have stuck with this 40-car pileup until the last vehicle careens over the cliff, I offer you a virtual appreciation ring atop of a windmill. Congrats to us! Last night was packed full of pre-holiday treats. So, let’s get to it, starting with The Horror In Baraboo.