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Real Housewives Of New York

I’m beginning to think that next time, instead of going to The Berkshires, the Real Housewives Of New York all just need to take a trip to rehab. I’m sure Luann de Lesseps knows a place!

Dorinda Medley thought she was making it nice by decorating her house like cheesy haunted house, but the Fish Room is no halloween theme! Those are $15,000 taxidermied sword fish (why? how? so confusing?) and it’s a privilege to pass out drunk before their glassy-eyed stare! Also they are there all. year. round. Come Easter they wear bunny ears, come Christmas twinkly lights, come St. Patty’s day a leprechaun hat, but come Halloween they get to just be their creepy selves. Kinda like the Real Housewives when they enter the Berkshires – all their most idiosyncratic tendencies and behaviors come out in full force and they are their most selves.

Take Luann for instance, throwing a haughty fit after learning she was placed in the Fish Room instead of ‘Hannah’s room’ at the front of the house. 

Dorinda Medley

On the Real Housewives of New York this season, Dorinda Medley is willing to do everything but apologize to Luann de Lesseps to make it nice.  So for the cast trip to the Berkshires, Dorinda arranged yoga for Luann at Luann’s request.

Luann also wanted a massage, which Dorinda says she’ll handle.  All of Dorinda’s hospitality is for naught, however, when Luann learns she’s sleeping in the fish room, where she’d last awoken with an epic hangover. Watching Luann’s reaction makes Sonja Morgan and Ramona Singer cackle like hyenas.

Sonja Morgan Comments on Bethenny Frankel Moving On

Sonja Morgan is not one to stay silent on affairs of the heart.  She seems to be a complete pragmatist on this topic but underneath all that reasoning, I suspect, is a true romantic.

Sonja shared her feelings about Real Housewives of New York co-star Bethenny Frankel’s love life.

Sonja Morgan Thinks Ramona Singer Instigated Luan de Lesseps Fight About The Fish Room

It would make sense to assume that getting arrested and going to rehab (twice) would humble Luann de Lesseps. Unfortunately, that’s not what happened. She’s a cabaret star now. And she’s let the Jovani gowns inflate her already-massive ego.

She asked Dorinda Medley to arrange yoga classes during their visit to the Berkshires as if Dorinda is running some sort of resort. Maybe Lu just missed the group meditation at rehab? Not only that, but Lu also asked Dorinda to book massages. Why didn’t she just stay at a hotel instead? And then, after demanding all of those requests Luann stormed out because of her room assignment. Looking back on the (absurdly dumb) fight, Sonja Morgan blames Ramona Singer for instigating.

Dorinda Medley Real Housewives Of New York

If there’s one thing viewers can always count on with Dorinda Medley, it’s that she tells it like it is. What the Real Housewives of New York star can’t seem to do, however, is admit any wrongdoing. Even when it’s caught on camera, ahem…Jovani!

Her relationship with Luann de Lesseps unraveled last season during the nightmare cast trip to Columbia. A drunken Dorinda mocked Luann for her arrest, and Luann pretty much called her an alcoholic. Now this season, Dorinda wants to make amends. 

RHONJ-Dolores-Catania

At this point, it’s just a known fact that Ramona Singer is rude, right? How many people have said it? Pretty much every Real Housewives of New York star has called her rude. Even Shahs of Sunset star Mercedes “MJ” Javid called her out for being rude. Real Housewives of New Jersey pot stirrer Kim D said she is the rudest person she’s ever met.

If so many people are saying it, it has to be true. Now, Dolores Catania, someone who doesn’t talk shit about anyone (for no reason), is coming for Ramona. Dolores always keeps it classy. Until she whips out her inner Patterson. Watch out, Ramona.

Luann de Lesseps

Last night the Real Housewives Of New York headed to the Berkshires and they weren’t there 15 minutes before drama erupted over who has to wake up in the shark room. Ladies – Dorinda Medley made it nice, the least you can do is start out behaving!

Ramona Singer is actually looking forward to the Berkshires this year, because she thinks she’s “good with everyone.” Apparently she’s forgotten that Bethenny Frankel has the memory of an elephant when it comes to other people offending her. And that Luann de Lesseps has an elephantine ego that will not be satisfied with peanuts. Perhaps Ramona’s disaster date gave her a new frame of reference for the people in her lives?

Speaking of dates, Bethenny is headed to Boston to visit the guy she’s dating. I’m confused: at the clambake Bethenny was just considering going on her first post-Dennis date, with a man she’d met before Dennis passed, even though she was engaged to Dennis? Now she’s in a full fledged relationship which has “really heated up” since Dennis died? 

Sonja Morgan Clarifies Dorinda Medley Made Fun Of Luann de Lesseps’s Lawsuit, Not Her

Last week on the Real Housewives of New York, Luann de Lesseps and Dorinda Medley ended up in the same room, twice. That was progress (sort of) in their ongoing feud, which is the major storyline of Season 11. First, at Sonja Morgan’s Paper Magazine party where Dorinda told Luann she loved her, which was not-at-all convincing. So only Sonja was ready to kiss and make up. In this case a “drive-by lesbian moment” with a young stunning brunette.

Bethenny Frankel tried again with the duo at a gangsta lunch, which resulted in a truce. Barbara Kavovit was also there. Dorinda then invited Barbara to her apartment to discuss renovations and the feud. Dorinda used the opportunity to lie when she was asked if she’d been making fun of Luann’s lawsuit with her ex-husband and children. Thankfully, the editors rolled the tapes showing the receipts.  Dorinda blamed Sonja before bursting into tears and throwing Barbara out of her apartment.