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Brian Hanvey

Colt’s ex Jess Caroline might have secretly got married 

TLC is really going for it on this season of 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After. Viewers really watched Kalani Faagata threaten to “drop” her mother-in-law. I mean, at least this fam still fits the description of the show. What in the actual f*ck is already divorced Colt Johnson still doing here? Sure, I enjoy watching Larissa Dos Santoand Jess Caroline team up against his evil…especially knowing Larissa’s man has already ditched Coltee…but I think we know how this story is going to end.

Jess has already caught on to Colt’s cheating with her and his mother’s roommate,  Vanessa Guerra. Not the first or last woman he’s cheated on or with. Ladies, I would never slut-shame. I will, however, Colt shame. This behavior is not okay. Seek help. Now, onto the main event. Jess might be the only woman to leave this season with a real happily ever after.