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Who is surprised that there are rumors of problems brewing between Vanderpump Rules newlyweds Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright just two months after the wedding?. <crickets chirping>

Recently, Jax had been spotted sans his wedding ring which had many wondering if the couple was no longer happily married. Well, don’t worry because Scheana Marie is here to put all your worries to rest.

Brittany Cartwright Is The “Peacemaker” Of Vanderpump Rules

Brittany Cartwright first showed up on Vanderpump Rules as a just another in a long, long line of Jax Taylor’s conquests love interests.  She drove from Kentucky to California, her car stuffed to the brim with crop tops, beer cheese, and dogs the approximate size of small rats to join the staff at SUR.  Brittany is kind of like the epitome of a modern day fairy tale – from Hooters waitress to reality tv persona!

Personally, I didn’t expect Brittany to last as many seasons as she has.  Mostly because Jax is gross and can’t keep it in his pants.  And he kind of seems like a jerk.  I thought she’d high-tail it back down South and immediately marry a good ole’ Kentucky boy, and they would ride off together on the back of his John Deere to make gorgeous, unintelligible babies together.  Honestly, have you ever heard a little kid with a thick Southern accent?  It’s like listening to a baby Martian.  Super cute, but I have no idea what they are saying.

Vanderpump Rules Star Brittany Cartwright Responds To Rumors Of Marriage Trouble

In less surprising news, rumors are flying that Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright’s marriage is in trouble.  The newlyweds were married in June in Brittany’s home state Kentucky with family, friends, cast members, and cameras watching.

The wedding was one of the most anticipated events in reality TV this year with promises of Disney princesses, beer cheese, and selfies. If you follow any of the cast members on social media, you would have seen hundreds of photos from the wedding weekend.

Ariana Madix, Kristen Doute, & Brittany Cartwright Comment On Jax Taylor’s Feuds With His Vanderpump Rules Costars

Minus the exclusion of one British DJ and his girlfriend, most of the Vanderpump Rules cast got along during Season 7. Not-so-coincidentally, it was the least eventful season so far. It’s great that everyone is settling down and moving into houses in the Valley, but that doesn’t sound like exciting TV to me.

Well, apparently the Pump Rules crew is making up for the Season 7 snooze. Or at least that’s what it seems like based on social media. Jax Taylor appears to be on the outs with Tom Sandoval, one of two best men in his very recent wedding. He’s also not following Kristen Doute, Ariana Madix, and Scheana Marie, who were his wife Brittany Cartwright’s bridesmaids. Again, this wedding happened at the end of June. How did things change so much in such a short span of time? Or was this wedding weekend just a complete sh*t show full of drama?

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Remember when Vanderpump Rules used to be about friends getting drunk and sleeping with one another? Now that most of the cast have significant others, legally or otherwise, the conflicts have taken a different turn. Have we seen the last of Jax Taylor and his promiscuous ways? Is Kristen Doute no longer stalking her ex-boyfriends? Has  Katie Maloney put down the tequila bottle forever? With all of the “adulting” going on, you have to wonder if the show has lost it’s edge. Sure, next season we will get fancy houses and more weddings than we asked for, but do we really want that from  Pump Rules?

At any rate, you might be aware the friends are feuding again. Stassi Schroeder stopped looking at her engagement ring long enough to admit this season’s drama is “killing her”. She’s not talking to Kristen anymore, basically shunning her to Scheana Marie Island. Bille Lee  has left the scene entirely, though no one really cares her storylines only revolved around being unliked. Last week we found out Kristen, Tom Sandoval, and Ariana Madix’s new face unfollowed Jax on social media. Now we might have the reason behind the blowout. In an interesting departure from the norm, this argument involves a servant of God. Kind of. And on the fifth day, the Lord said, give them petty!

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If I didn’t already know that Bille Lee had quit Vanderpump Rules, I would have thought she was a major player in the upcoming season. She has been all over social media as of late. Billie dished about her relationship with Lisa Vanderpump’s son, Max Todd. Then she announced that she is ready to have a baby. Is there anyone on the show, besides Ariana Madix, who doesn’t want to have a baby?

One of the main reasons Billie decided to leave the show was because she felt like she was bullied. Last season, Lala Kent went mental on Billie during her brunch event, and Katie Maloney left her out of the planning for SUR’s Girls Night Out. And now Jax Taylor is in the mix with some choice words of his own for Billie. 

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Brittany Cartwright is “on the brim,” y’all! Brittany didn’t tell Randall Emmett’s ex-wife Ambyr Childers to “rawt in hell,” but she probably would have if she had the chance.

Brittany stepped up to defend Lala Kent after Ambyr ranted on social media about Lala posting photos of the two daughters that she shares with Randall, Lala’s fiancé. If the checks don’t bounce, If all goes according to plan, Lala will be Mrs. Randall Emmett in April 2020. This also means that she will become a stepmother, but before that happens, Ambyr does not want to see her kids on Lala’s Instagram page.

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Hey, you know what reality television fame can get you? Well, a $2 million house. Reality TV probably helps when you want to produce your own book. You can also score loads of luxuries not previously enjoyed. Ariana Madix could probably confirm all of these things, but the Vanderpump Rules star also got something else. Ariana suffers from insecurities, as we all do. But seeing your face exposed on TV every week might ramp up one’s desire to fix certain things. Several of the Pump Rules crew have dipped their toes into the plastic surgery pond. Lala Kent and Scheana Marie are no strangers to the Botox needle. Stassi Schroeder has had two surgery procedures and enjoys a dip in the Botox vial as well.

But Ariana has been very vocal about her personal issues. After an incredibly toxic boyfriend, Ariana was left having doubts about her body. Even though she has moved on to a secure relationship with Tom Sandoval, the damage was apparently done. While it seems Ariana has been on a path of healing her soul, it doesn’t stop the desire to continue making changes. One of her more dramatic modifications was something many people would find utterly traumatic. No, not a face lift, she chopped off most of her hair. Now Ariana has made yet another change, and her doctor is giving details about the procedure.