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We celebrated Tom Sandoval‘s birthday on last night’s Vanderpump Rules and the theme was being extra. As if this group even has to try! Hey, at least it wasn’t more wedding nonsense.

Ugh – every time I reach a place where I kinda like Lala Kent, she goes and acts like a horrific ego-consuming monster whose such a bitch that I’m right back to wanting to smash cupcakes in her face. Super fattening, gluten-y, sugary cupcakes. Lala is a wench. A worse wench than Stassi Schroeder ever was in her Stasstrocious heyday. Lala is Jax Taylor bad. She’s also a dry drunk. Someone who has treated the symptom, not the disease. Lala reminds me of Kim Richards, formerly of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, now of never-to-be-published salacious memoir because Kyle Richards will tie your ass up in cord for ad infinitum. Which is also how long it will take Lala to realize that she’s a horrible human being who is still secretly in love with James Kennedy.

Anyway, these are my preliminary thoughts on last night’s Vanderpump Rules.

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We are finally done with Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright’s wedding, way too many episodes later. Especially when there are thousands of cast members on Vanderpump Rules.

Katie Maloney Lala Kent Vanderpump Rules

Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright got married in June 2019, but thanks to Vanderpump Rules, the wedding is still dragging out. Not only, did we have to watch multiple episodes of pre-wedding events, but the cast is still dishing on all of the drama.

Mainly, Jax has been at war with best man Tom Sandoval, who he kicked out of the wedding before he changed his mind and let him back in. Tom seemed to really come through that weekend. He had alcohol, toiletries, umbrellas, and even some tampons on hand just in case anyone had an emergency. Truthfully, he came across like the ideal best man, despite Jax giving him a low grade for his role. And Lala Kent agrees, which is not surprising since she’s been on the warpath against Tom and Ariana Madix recently.

Jax Taylor

Before this season of Vanderpump Rules started, fans expected the Kristen Doute vs. Stassi Schroeder and Katie Maloney feud. But, who knew there was so much animosity between Jax Taylor and Tom Sandoval?

This goes beyond the headlines about Jax blocking his co-star on social media a few months ago. Jax’s rants against Tom have continued. Tom thinks Jax is running a smear campaign against him to overcompensate for something awful Jax does later on in the season. And, the animosity just won’t stop between these two.

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Tom Sandoval wasn’t the only one who Jax Taylor feuded with during his groomzilla madness. Jax was also at odds with his own mother, who didn’t get an invite to the wedding.

Instead, the Vanderpump Rules OG had his godmother and Lisa Vanderpump on hand for support during the wedding weekend.

Tom Sandoval Vanderpump Rules

Vanderpump Rules viewers saw Tom Sandoval go all out as one of the best men in Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright’s wedding. He saved the vodka at the after party, he brought spare alcohol, he had tampons on hand, he had (black?) umbrellas to protect people from the heat. The list goes on and on, but it seems like he went all out to execute this role.

However, Jax gave him a low grade as best man. And so did Stassi Schroeder’s mom Dayna Schroeder. Yes, this is the same woman who told her own daughter she wasn’t good enough for her own boyfriend and wished that Stassi was more like Kristen Doute.

Lala Kent

The feud between Lala Kent and Tom Sandoval/Ariana Madix is still going strong. To recap, Tom called out Lala for being nice to Ariana’s face and talking shit behind her back. This is reality TV, Tom. Doesn’t everyone do that?

Then, Lala clapped back and that Ariana is projecting because she doesn’t feel comfortable in her own skin. And Lala is still seething from that tension. And she called out Tom and Ariana, again.

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We are officially halfway through this season of Vanderpump Rules, and so far it has been feuds galore. We’ve had Dayna Kathan feuding with Scheana Marie over Max Boyens. Then Scheana tried to feud with Charli Burnett over Brett Caprioni. Which lead to a feud between Brett and Scheana because he didn’t want to come over for her famous enchiladas. Don’t you ever change, girl.

Stassi Schroeder and Katie Maloney have banished Kristen Doute from their coven because of her on again off again relationship with Brian Carter. Lala Kent and James Kennedy made up, but James’ relationship with Raquel Leviss is hanging by a thread. Tom Sandoval almost got “Jaxed” from Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright’s wedding for saying their heads were in the sand about their pastor. So, is the rest of the season this tumultuous, or does Lance Bass step in and save the day for everyone?