Last night we were treated to the first half of a tw0-part Southern Charm which answered A LOT of questions I never wanted nor needed to know. At all.
The charmers are getting ready for their day, and Patricia Altschul is concerned that her hairstylist is somewhat distracted. It seems Madison LeCroy has given Ms. Pat an unfortunate Kathryn Dennis-esque type poof. Whatever could be her issue? Only Austen Kroll knows for sure! Chelsea Meissner is the only one working, and some dude drops off a surfboard for Shep Rose prior to the aging frat boy’s haircut appointment.
Craig Conover’s penchant for laziness and lounging hungover in hoodies must be contagious because Austen has been afflicted. Over burritos and beer, Austen laments about the downfall of his relationship with Madison. He’s embarrassed to admit to his friends that he still in love with a girl who tried to slide into his friend’s boyfriend’s DMs. She seems so sweet and innocent given the fact that she’s only had three boyfriends in her lifetime. Craig teases that she probably had so few relationships because the rest of the guys never responded to her on Instagram. Craig has jokes!
Kathryn Dennis is coming off of a major comeback season. However, it seems like she reverts to her old ways during tonight’s Southern Charm episode. Once again, she just disappears without saying a word to anybody. And of course, once again, everyone in the Southern Charm cast is concerned about her.
However, they’re not just going to be relieved when she reappears. This time, Naomie Olindo and Danni Baird intend to hold her accountable for her antics. Will she willingly learn a lesson? Or will she end up fighting with her friends? Probably the latter.
Okay can we all agree Cameran Eubanks might be going through a little something? The rookie parent could very well have a case of Mom Brain. And if you don’t already know, it’s a real affliction. Symptoms include forgetfulness, sleep deprivation, and saying weird things. Case in point, on a recent episode of Southern Charm, we saw Cam low key flirting with Craig Conover (I would). She also seemed to be considering smoking the jazz cabbage in an effort to deal with the trials and tribulations of motherhood.
Life has been hectic for Cameran since her baby was born. She has encountered obstacles returning to her real estate career, as well as juggling her return to social gatherings. Her awkward flirting didn’t stop with Craig. Enter Naomie Olindo’s boyfriend. Metul Shah is the new
meat man on campus and Cam can’t take it. The resident physician in anesthesiology took Cameran’s breath away, and maybe her ability to think before she speaks.
After last week’s episode of Southern Charm confirmed the dastardly deed between Kathryn Dennis and Whitney Sudler-Smith, last night’s show focused on the perils of a new couple, Austen Kroll and his Instagalpal Madison LeCroy. I’m not counting out these two…if they can survive a threesome and retaliatory cheating, what’s a little DM action going to hurt?
Naomie Olindo is hard at work at her online apparel business, but she makes some time to Facetime with her adorable parents who are traipsing through Europe. In addition to her new endeavor, she is also helping her family run their Greek restaurant Nico. Speaking of precious parents, Chelsea Meissner’s dad drops off Tyson after dog-sitting him for Chelsea’s house-warming party. They discuss Chelsea’s sailor beau Nick who has a three-year contract in Rhode Island with the America’s Cup. She seems to have a type…and it’s someone who lives far, far away. She likes her space! Her dad wonders how the relationship will work for so long with such distance, but he adores Nick. He’s a man, and Austen’s more of a house cat.
Southern Charm is back tonight with a new episode. Those Kathryn Dennis and Whitney Sudler-Smith hookups are so last summer since she reveals a new boyfriend on tonight’s episode. No, it’s not country singer Hunter Price, her current boyfriend.
Instead, it’s a senator. Yes, apparently she has a type, but at least this one is not significantly older than her…with a criminal record. Or is this guy truly falling in line with her previous dating history? Naomie Olindo is just shocked that Kathryn is dating a Democrat.
Southern Charm cutie Craig Conover is finally keeping it real. He has certainly been through his fair share of ups and downs. Whether Craig was a
self-appointed know it all mediator between his friends, or lying pursuing his law degree, many of his trials and tribulations have been filmed for the world to see.
Fans were taken on quite a ride during his relationship with Naomie Olindo. The couple co-habitated and traveled the world during the course of their union. His lack of structure and wide-open opinions eventually took a toll and didn’t strengthen their bond. After their breakup, Craig didn’t bounce back immediately. Naomie
rebounded found herself involved with a new man, and Craig found himself struggling in the aftermath.
New Southern Charm cast member Eliza Limehouse did not make the best first impression during the Season 6 premiere episode. For some reason, she thought it was a good idea to remind everyone that she’s so close with Thomas Ravenel and Ashley Jacobs, who aren’t even on the show anymore.
And then she had some word vomit toward Kathryn Dennis, who eloquently told Eliza that her coattails are worn out at the end of the episode. We barely saw any Eliza during Episode 2, minus the pedicure scene with Cameran Eubanks. However, a lot of the viewers didn’t seem to mind. She doesn’t have a ton of fans at this point, but Cameran and Naomie Olindo have come to her defense.
Cameran Eubanks is one of the less-controversial subjects on Southern Charm. Fans of the show have watched Cam become a successful real estate broker. She found the love of her life. And after a lot of soul searching, decided to have a baby. Palmer Corrine was born in November 2017, and Cameran has no regrets. Viewers did watch her internal struggle with getting pregnant in the first place. Believe it or not, not every female grows up yearning to birth a baby.
After marrying husband, Jason Wimberly, Cameran found herself on the receiving end of “the” question. It is the plight of most couples after they tie the knot. But Cameran was never shy about her reluctance to have children. Ultimately she sought counseling and after weighing the pros and cons, had a disgustingly cute kid. Now Cameran is speaking up about potential siblings for baby Palmer. She says she is “one and done”, and that is totally okay.