It’s safe to say that Colt Johnson is the cringiest 90 Day Fiance cast member. Since he first came to the franchise years ago, he was known as the guy with a lot of cats, who lives with his mom Debbie Johnson and is pretty bad at being a boyfriend. It’s been a long time since his debut, when his marriage to Larissa Dos Santos Lima failed just as quickly as it began, no thanks to Debbie’s meddling and ultimately a lack of chemistry between the two.
Unlike Larissa, who was fired from the franchise, Colt and Debbie have made a full-time career out of being 90 Day Fiance personalities. We’ve seen Colt move on to another Brazilian woman Jess Caroline after Larissa, which ended just as explosively. Colt has proven he’s pretty much the worst boyfriend ever who has a penchant for DMing girls dick pics and being a total mommas boy.
90 Day Fiance star Colt Johnson has been a mainstay on the TLC show and subsequent spin-offs even though his relationship with Larissa Dos Santos Lima ended almost as quickly as it began. We’ve seen him go on a rollercoaster ride in relationships, most of which he self-sabotages, but one thing has remained constant — his mother Debbie Johnson.
Debbie is a TLC star in her own right. And while she’s mostly known for being too involved in Colty’s relationships or playing on the slot machine in her living, apparently she used to have a pretty wild past.
Nobody expected Ed Brown and Rose Vega to go the distance. And with that incredulity, fans had a very entertaining Season 4 of 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days. Ed thought he could charm Rose with expensive vacations, while taking her away from her son Prince and generally belittling her life in the Philippines. He embarrassed Rose by making comments about her hygiene and physical appearance. But in the end, Rose turned down the expensive gifts in favor of her self-respect and truth. We all applauded her for it.
After having some time to reflect on his relationship with Rose, Ed is speaking out to give his side of the story.
There are always those reality shows that just refuse to quit no matter how repetitive, overdone, or exhausting the cast and story-lines become. Teen Mom and Jersey Shore come to mind. So does 90 Day Fiance and the billion mix-and-match shows that have stemmed from this franchise. Some viewers really watch former stars of the show simply watch themselves on the 90 Day Fiance: Pillow Talk version. I mean really. It’s just lazy at this point.
Viewers aren’t the only ones begging for new twists, story lines, and cast. The eye-rolls are coming from inside the house.
There are couples that disappear into oblivion after one, disengaging season on 90 Day Fiance. Most of them do. The ones that gain viewer interest may get a turn on 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After. Finally, top tier fame hungry cast turn their stint on the show into a long term meal ticket.
Colt Johnson and Larissa Dos Santos Lima come to mind. They split after one season together, but stayed with the franchise by dating other people on camera. These two were neck and neck in terms of gaming the system, but with Larissa’s recent termination, Colt is the last man standing. Yes viewers, Colt was spotting filming for a new season. What a boss.
“Ah, fresh blood.”- Dracula…. probably.
In a year that can easily be described as the most torturous rollercoaster ride in recent memory, we finally have some light at the end of this dark and dingy tunnel: a brand new season of 90 Day Fiancé! With the current season of 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way in its denouement, trailers and previews of the upcoming 8th season of the OG franchise have been popping up on the network since early November.
And with a new season comes new couples! A wonderful mix of American love-seekers and their foreign flames who they’re hoping to eventually marry. With a formula that has been proven successful time and time again, it seems like we’ll never run out of zany long distance couples to follow on their journey into wedded bliss- not now and possibly not ever. And with so many variant shows under the 90 Day Fiancé umbrella, it’s super common for couples to cross over from one to the next based on their relationship status. According to Entertainment Tonight, Season 8 is packing some heat as trailers have already introduced us to several tumultuous newbies as well as some familiar faces. Let’s dig in!
First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Larissa Dos Santos Lima getting the boot from the 90 Day Fiancé franchise following the release of an hour-long internet lingerie show and she’s suddenly in desperate need of some cash flow to maintain her plastic surgery upkeep, legal battles and whatever else she spends her money on.
A year and a half after finalizing her tumultuous divorce from ex-husband Colt Johnson and moving to Colorado with on-again eccentric boyfriend Eric Nichols, it seems like Larissa is proving once again that she’s not afraid to hustle hard to bring home the proverbial bacon in order to fulfill her American dreams.
Larissa Dos Santos Lima is easily in the top 3 hottest of all messes in the 90 Day Fiance world. Yet she’s still upset she didn’t get more screentime? Lady, count your lucky stars. This season of 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After she’s stooped so low as to team up with Jess Caroline to shame the baby carrot Colt Johnson calls an appendage. THEIR NON-VERBAL WORDS, NOT MINE. I love some Coltee hate but this is bottom of the barrel entertainment.
The season also showed Larissa getting yet another plastic surgery, despite being unable to properly afford it. She made up for it by doing an online lingerie show where fans spent upwards of $100k! Keep in mind, that’s not her take home cash. Basically, this senseless lamb spent all her coin on a new face/body, made <$100k, and then was fired from her regular job and paycheck for a 90 Day Fiance contract violation. Oh. Did I mention she was picked up by ICE the next day? Some may call this a bad week. But not our seriously confused Larissa.