Real Housewives of New Jersey fans should admire Danielle Staub’s hustle. Her
fiasco wedding to Marty Caffrey was filmed for Season 9, even though Danielle was once again only a Friend of The Housewives. Jersey girls Teresa Giudice, Margaret Josephs, and Melissa Gorga were part of the bridal party, and witnesses to Danielle’s bridezilla demands.
The doomed wedding was quickly followed by an acrimonious divorce, which was finally settled in February of 2019. In what seems like record time, Danielle was not only dating, but back in a serious relationship. Maybe now Danielle can be upgraded to full-time Housewife?
Andy Cohen has a dream. A dream that one day, a girl from the wrong side of the tracks will meet a man. And that man… will be royalty, y’all. Thankfully, that
long shot dream of Andy’s might be coming true. Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Danielle Staub is no Cinderella. She’s no Sleeping Beauty. When I think of Snow White, Danielle definitely does not come to mind. But for Andy, she might be his only hope for a Jersey fairy-tale. Unless being thrown in a pool counts as happily ever after.
On the heels of a divorce from ex-husband, Marty Caffery, Danielle has met another man, and this guy has an impressive title! No, it isn’t Most Gullible Person Alive, although that would probably apply. This new relationship is enough to give Andy hope that one day the often-engaged housewife will go from Prostitution Whore Danielle to Duchess Danielle.
Congratulations! We’ve survived the the final chapter of
the Teresa Giudice Show Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion, although newbies Jennifer Aydin and Jackie Goldscheider definitely made sure their voices were heard. In the ladies fight for relevancy, they were faced with even more competition last night in the form of Danielle Staub and the extra wives husbands of the Garden State. Let’s be honest…these men bring just as much drama as their spray-tanned counterparts, and that is no small feat! Joe Gorga is reveling his second installment of the RHONJ reunion, having been invited early by Andy Cohen to attempt peace talks between his sister and his wife Melissa Gorga. Up to this point, both Margaret Josephs and Dolores Catania have been relatively quiet. I did preface that with relatively… 🙂
Last night begins with a continuation of Andy’s conversation with Teresa in which she admits that she won’t move her family to Italy if husband Joe Giudice is deported. She hedges around the word “divorce” but she won’t endure a long distance marriage. Her friends seem both shocked and sad at this admission. Tre explains that she and Joe have spoken about what will happen, and they agree that they should go their separate ways if he is no longer in the country. Teresa didn’t share this news with any of her friends, but Melissa isn’t surprised–she wants her sister-in-law to be happy, and she can’t imagine having to make that decision.
Part 2 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion ended with Andy Cohen asking Teresa Giudice about the future of her relationship with Joe Giudice. If he does end up getting deported after prison, will Teresa stick with him? Or is she not down to have a long distance relationship with someone living in Italy.
Andy also asks Teresa if she’s been faithful this whole time Joe has been in jail. Unfortunately (for the viewers), this was taped before those photos came out. You know the photos of Teresa holding hands with a much younger man. The guy that was supposedly just “helping her to the car” in Miami.
Duchess Danielle? The internet broke when news broke that Danielle Staub was getting married again. Her marriage to Marty Caffrey JUST ended. What in the actual “prostitution whore” is happening here? It was shocking to see Danielle
desperately trying to secure a full-time spot sporting that enormous engagement ring. Danielle deserves love and light, but let’s pump those Jersey breaks for a moment. Talk about a whirlwind romance!
However, things are VERY confusing about the status of the couple’s relationship. Is a wedding actually happening here? Did the pair split? Danielle seems to be a walking breaking news alert. Danielle and Oliver Maier’s status is about as clear as why Nene Leakes wouldn’t let anyone in her closet. Nobody really knows, but it’s weird. Maybe Olivier hates water and wants to avoid the same fate as Danielle’s last husband. Margaret Josephs has her pool hands ready to go for the next guy. Thankfully, Danielle Staub is giving us the most current updates on her engagement status.
Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Danielle Staub made the internet buzz with news of her new relationship with businessman Oliver Maier. Soon after their
cry for attention romance was made public the rumors started popping up about Oliver’s relationship status at the time he started seeing Danielle. Did he cheat on a girlfriend with Danielle?
Well, apparently his mouth is good for something other than smooching because Olivier has broken his silence on his relationship with the RHONJ succubus.
No one will ever forget Teresa Giudice yelling about Danielle Staub being engaged nineteen times during the Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 1 finale. During Season 8, she got engaged to Marty Caffrey.
Unfortunately, we all had to witness her bridezilla nonsense and the wedding in Season 9. Danielle and Marty announced their split a mere two months before getting married, which means we had to watch so much footage about a marriage that was already over. They got divorced just ONE WEEK AGO, but now Danielle is onto the next one: Olivier Maier. ENGAGEMENT NUMBER 21. Wow.
Even though Danielle Staub wasn’t a full-time cast member (again), the first half of Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 9 centered around the preparation for her wedding with Marty Caffrey. As if the bridezilla antics weren’t cringe-worthy enough to watch, the whole storyline wreaked of awkwardness knowing that Danielle and Marty called it quits just two months into the marriage.
It was also tough to see Marty going to bat on Danielle’s behalf knowing that just a few months later their split would get very nasty. Marty didn’t go down (literally) without a fight. He ended up in Jennifer Aydin’s pool after Margaret Josephs pushed him in. There has been a lot of chatter about the recently divorced pair. Now, Marty is opening up to Reality Tea to share his side of the story. In an exclusive interview, he discussed everything from the wedding to the pool push, and even his idea for a spin-off show with Danielle and Teresa Giudice.