Last night, Shaun Robinson attempted to tame the wild beasts of the Season 6 90 Day Fiance cast. Alas, only Asuelu Pulaa came out unscathed – although we can’t be totally sure about his boohole situation. As the entire motley crew sat down for their traditional Couples Tell All reunion special, one thing was apparent: Eric Rosenbrook and Leida Margaretha are still the absolute worst. No contest.
The reunion started off with intros all around, minus Colt Johnson and Larissa Dos Santos Lima, who decided to get there when they damn well felt like it! At least everyone else decided to show up for their ritual hazing, starting from left to right: Ashley Martson, Jay Smith, Kalani Faagata, Asuelu, Jonathan Rivera,Fernanda Flores, Eric, Leida, Steven Frend, and Olga Koshimbetova via Skype.
The season six Tell All of 90 Day Fiance is almost upon us, and so is a heaping helping of more lies coming from Jay Smith’s mouth. Tonight, it looks like Jay is put on the hot seat pretty much right out of the gate. Host Shaun Robinson asks him just what the eff he was thinking creating that Tinder account?
Ashley Martson argues that Jay never really committed himself to the marriage. Of course, Jay has plenty of excuses. At the top of the list: He just thought Tinder was a place to make “friends!” Aww, poor Jay. He’s just sitting around on the ole’ iPad and…BAM! He’s got twelve side chicks. It could happen to anyone.
Larissa Dos Santos Lima and Colt Johnson seemed to be just another predictable 90 Day Fiance couple. At first glance, Larissa would be the one with the upper hand. Because one would assume a nerdy and desperate looking Colt would do anything to be with her.
However, the power dynamic quickly changed when we saw “gold digger” Larissa didn’t have that much sway over Colt and his thrifty behavior. Then it came to light that Colt was cheating with multiple women. Those betrayals caused of most of their social media drama. So in honor of the season finale, here’s a run-down of this couple’s most outrageous offscreen behavior.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Okay – maybe it was just the worst. But it’s over! (Until the Tell All next week, that is.) Last night ended our journeys with the six couples of 90 Day Fiance, season six. And for one, couple, their marriage barely lasted a day before all hell broke loose.
So let’s start with them. Ashley Martson is still reeling from busting Jay Smith for trolling Tinder – with the account he created the VERY DAY they returned home from their wedding. What a prince. Jay tries to act apologetic, but is really just pissed that he got caught. He obviously never planned to change his ways, and Ashley seems to know this. But Jay still attempts to justify his despicable behavior with all of the usual excuses – “It meant nothing! I didn’t do anything in person! It was just online flirting!”
It’s hard to believe season six of 90 Day Fiance is coming to a close. Somehow it feels like we’ve been on this ride way too long – like, carnival ride pukey long. But we’re finally at the end of this Fall’s bitter road to the altar and, for some, immediate divorce court.
Speaking of bitter, Ashley Martson is still reeling after learning that her 20-year old husband of ONE WEEK, Jay Smith, created a Tinder profile and started flirting with other women immediately after their wedding day. Will she kick him to the curb? Can she? Will Natalie run over Jay with a scooter? We’ll have to tune in to find out.
Next week is the finale of 90 Day Fiance. So we’re nearly at the end of the line. To all of you who have stuck with this 40-car pileup until the last vehicle careens over the cliff, I offer you a virtual appreciation ring atop of a windmill. Congrats to us! Last night was packed full of pre-holiday treats. So, let’s get to it, starting with The Horror In Baraboo.
Since kicking Tasha Rosenbrook out, Eric Rosenbrook and Leida Margaretha have been feeling pretty pleased with themselves. But Eric thinks things can be salvaged with one conversation. He meets all three of his daughters at a local diner to talk
about what a sh*tbag father he is. Eric’s youngest daughter is scarred from watching the fight between Leida and Tasha. Of course, Tasha is still very upset about being tossed out like trash. “What’s done is done,” barks Eric, claiming he had “no control over how it played out.” Um…WHAT?
No one will ever forget Larissa Dos Santos Lima shouting “Who is against the queen will DIE!” Colt Johnson thought he was throwing a fun family barbecue, but he thought wrong. Very wrong. The 90 Day Fiance viewers saw Larissa fight with Colt’s cousin John and his beloved mother Debbie Johnson. I’m surprised she didn’t yell at Colt’s cats that afternoon. She was really on a roll.
Meanwhile, Colt just sat there, making zero efforts to help anyone out. Now Debbie, of all people, is standing up for Larissa. Sort of. Well, she’s not exactly standing up for Larissa, but she’s taking a stand against cousin John. She’s actually just defending herself, but it’s still a pretty interesting rant.