Last night the Real Housewives Of Atlanta entered the dungeon … NeNe Leakes‘ closet – and no one emerged unscathed!
It’s a few days after NeNe’s “Bye Wig” party, and it would be a welcome relief if the only drama had been Kim Zolciak getting dragged out by her wig. But, alas it was far worse! It was actually a pregnant Porsha Williams being chased out (or dragged out by her belt?) for going in NeNe’s closet without permission. Seriously -what happened with the belt?!
Porsha meets up with Kandi Burruss and Marlo Hampton for a mid-afternoon gab session, and even though she does NOT – under no circumstance! – want to talk about belts, Porsha is wearing a dress with like 3 attached dress. So Freudian belt? Subliminal message?
Tonight Real Housewives Of Atlanta fans will finally get to enter Kandi Burruss‘ notorious sex dungeon – albeit in a massive Fifty Shades Of Gray style variety show featuring erotic dances. Um… fun?
However first the women are still dealing with the fallout from NeNe Leakes‘ meltdown during her wig-free party. Porsha Williams isn’t even sure how to address the situation, while Marlo Hampton isn’t just worried about NeNe, but also concerned that Shamari DeVoe has a drinking problem!
There has NEVER been an episode of Real Housewives Of Atlanta where all the women were rocking their natural hair. As you recall Kim Zolciak has worn wigs since Season 1, and it ushered in a wigstravaganza of no real hair shall be seen for fear of frayed edges exposed. But, last night NeNe Leakes broke that mold by hosting a “Wig Free Party” and expected everyone to come dressed accordingly.
I really didn’t understand the purpose of this party other than to shame everyone about their natural hair, or to expose their messy split ends. But no wigs it is!
Porsha Williams revealed her pregnancy before this season of Real Housewives of Atlanta started airing. Porsha’s future child and her new relationship with Dennis McKinley have been a focal point of Season 11. It’s really nice to see Porsha finally getting the family she’s always talked about. Still, there’s just nothing else to discuss from this season. No one is riveted by the fights over sunglasses and flip flops. Thank u, next.
Real Housewives of Atlanta has turned into The Porsha Williams Show. Just don’t tell NeNe Leakes. We all know that she thinks this is her show, even though it’s technically an ensemble show. Speaking of NeNe, why wasn’t she at her “little sis” Porsha’s baby shower? Was she not invited? Did she decide not to go? The status of her friendship with Porsha is just eternally unclear.
Real Housewives of Atlanta fans may have been skeptical of Porsha Williams’ fiancé, hot dog king Dennis McKinley, when he first came on the scene. Isn’t that right, Kandi Burruss? Porsha shut down Kandi’s concerns about Porsha and her man moving too fast. And about Dennis sporting too many tattoos with other girls’ names.
Porsha revealed that she was pregnant in September of 2018. This makes sense because Porsha has been craving pickles– a lot of pickles. In fact, Porsha and her
frenemy “big sister,” NeNe Leakes, sprung the news on the Housewives during their RHOA Tokyo girls’ trip. Porsha even told the ladies in Japanese while NeNe banged on a gong. No — I don’t understand about the gong, either. Was NeNe trying to drown out Porsha’s surprise announcement?
It feels like the saga between Kim Zolciak and NeNe Leakes will never end. During Season 1 of Real Housewives of Atlanta, these two were best friends. For a couple episodes anyway. Then, they had an on-again-off-again relationship that spawned some infamous insults.
NeNe told Kim “close your legs to married men.” She called her a “trash box.” NeNe even referred to Kim as “Wig” instead of her actual name. Many times over. And who can forget their confrontation during the Season 10 reunion? There’s no coming back from that kind of animosity. Right? Well, you never know what to expect from these two. The door is actually not closed.
While Porsha Williams is headed towards the altar, NeNe Leakes is headed towards the divorce court – again – on Real Housewives Of Atlanta.
It was a night of changes galore for the ladies of Real Housewives Of Atlanta. And despite what Japanese fortunes may have predicted, everyone’s lives were shifting and sliding in various directions. Just like the empty old wine bottles Cynthia Bailey wants to affix to the walls of her new wine bar.
I mean Jesus told Cynthia to do it and she is a “prayer of Jesus” who says recycle thy juice of the holy spirit. Or maybe that’s just Cynthia’s way of hiding how much wine she and her fellow Housewives consume?
Tonight the Real Housewives Of Atlanta are back from Japan and absence did not make NeNe Leakes‘ heart grow fonder for Gregg Leakes! I mean if you’re fighting from across the Pacific, you know things have got to be bad.
Despite her frustrations with Gregg, NeNe still tries to be supportive as he heads into surgery to repair his colon. But once again, as the caregiver, her needs are ignored so she turns to trusted friends Cynthia Bailey and Marlo Hampton.