You might be wondering why the media won’t give up on Lisa Vanderpump and anything to do with Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The simple fact is, the loss of Lisa is a huge blow to the franchise. Whether you love Lisa or consider her the mind-manipulating force behind orchestrated canine scandals, you are kidding yourself if you think it’s over.
When Lisa left the show, she also left her friendships in the dust. She said buh-bye to her close relationship with Kyle Richards after Bangs visited Lisa’s house to accuse her of lying. Lisa was never particularly close to Erika Jayne, because no one gets close to a riddle wrapped in migraines and designer sneakers. And let’s be honest, who really wants to be friends with Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave? So what does that mean for the rest of the gang? Well, Lisa says she is interested in maintaining a friendship with at least one of them. I’m sure it will be totally fine with the other ladies…
To be honest, I was hoping never to use the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the word “dog” in the same article again. But the Universe doesn’t care about our plans, so here we are. The holidays are a time for family togetherness and sometimes traveling is involved. Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave recently packed her bump, her husband, and her brood for a quick family excursion. More often than not, our fur babies are watched by a trusted individual or reputable boarding facility.
Most of the time we return from a trip and go back to daily life, but sometimes bad things happen in the interim. Despite preventative measures, a very unfortunate accident occurred and Teddi’s homecoming was anything but normal. Instead of settling back into their regular routine and preparing for Santa, Teddi and her family are dealing with something else entirely.
There are definitely tiers when it comes to the Real Housewives cast trips. Last season, the New Jersey ladies went to Oklahoma. The Orange County Housewives are heading to Key West next week. Earlier in the season, they went to Beverly Hills and acted like tourists on Rodeo Drive. And, of course, pretty much every Real Housewives cast heads to Miami. The New York ladies do it every season at this point.
This doesn’t happen on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. They do not take domestic trips. Clearly, they have the highest budget when it comes to cast trips. They’ve gone to Paris, Berlin, Dubai, the Netherlands, and Provence. The RHOBH ladies just filmed their Season 10 vacation in Rome, Italy.
I still can’t believe that Lisa Vanderpump left Real Housewives of Beverly Hills after Season 9. All because of the dreaded “puppy gate” scandal, which taught us that if you adopt a pup from Vanderpump Dogs, you might want to read the adoption contract first. Right, Dorit Kemsley?
Otherwise, you might improperly re-home a dog and cause the poor pup to end up in a shelter. Of course, Lisa’s long-time bestie Kyle Richards accused Lisa of leaking the story about Dorit to the tabloids and called Lisa a liar when Lisa denied it. The rest of the RHOBH ladies turned against Lisa. That was the final straw, and Lisa skipped the reunion and exited the series. I wish I could re-home Dorit to another Housewives franchise instead. Just saying.
I feel like it was just yesterday when I teased the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast for not being able to quit Lisa Vanderpump like she quit the show. Oh wait, it WAS just yesterday and probably most days since Lisa’s exit from the franchise. Why,
Bangs Kyle Richards even claimed Lisa avoided her at BravoCon. Ladies, even Queen Elsa is begging you to let it go at this point.
Nah, not gonna happen. Season 10 is baking like a Thanksgiving turkey and that bird is looking dry. Why? Because our Beverly Hills denizens are finally free from the pillar of manipulation and deceit that tormented the group for years. Translation, their
scapegoat target jumped ship. And even though the ladies swear on their Hermès bags that LVP is both gone and forgotten, their actions continue to speak louder than their words. Maybe.
Hmmm, let me think for a second. Where have I seen a $40k figure involving both Erika Jayne and her husband, Tom Girardi? I’m sure it will come to me any moment. While I am deep in thought, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Pasadena Edition diva is in the news. No, she isn’t regaling the wonders of Dorit Kemsley’s new home rental or buying gifts for Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave’s impending
storyline baby girl. The woman who communicates through track suits is back in the media thanks to her hubby.
Let’s not continue to rehash the mounting legal bills of our various cast members. Why, that would be uncouth and surely Camille Grammer is already on the case. Well, let’s do it just this once regarding Tom. No need to bother with Dorit and PK Kemsley’s run from the IRS or Mauricio Umansky’s alleged shady house flip that profited him around $70 million. Tom has been dealing with his own financial disputes. Along with a $16 million case over perceived misused funds, in September, Tom was thrown another case. His law firm is being sued by a consulting company for $40,000. Tom is now responding to the case and basically saying, “I don’t know her” to the claim.
It sounds like the ladies of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills may have found a new target for their venom. Last season, former housewife Lisa Vanderpump was the focal point of their anger. It got to the point where Lisa bade ado to the ladies and high tailed it out of there.
Now, it appears as though the castmates may be turning their hate towards Denise Richards and husband Aaron Phypers. Is this a new theme? Attack until there is only one left standing? Please let the last member be the dog from the puppygate drama.
Great news everyone! The reigning Princess of Chanel and Court Proceedings has won a case. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has a new season right around the corner and filming is currently in progress. Season 9 found Dorit Kemsley and husband, PK Kemsley battling several lawsuits in attempts to collect on a debt. Sadly, Dorit did not share her financial anchor with viewers but at least we learned how great she is at
lying caring for animals!
Unfortunately for Dorit and her beloved, the man wanting his $1.2 million back wasn’t their only problem. Dorit had issues with a former partner in her world renowned bathing suit line, Beverly Beach by Dorit. Ryan Horne claimed a deal was made with Dorit and PK in 2017 to produce swimwear, along with owning a third of the business. I wonder whatever happened to that lovely woman in the Bahamas who calmly advised Dorit to “pay her friend” and also called Dorit a “cheap bitch”. Well, maybe now that unforgettable video star can rest easy because it looks like Ryan has bowed out.