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On this week’s episode of Married At First Sight it’s the night we have all been waiting for…the reunion!  I think this episode is even more important than the actual finale episode which was shot three months ago. Viewers have waited on the edge of their seats to see the infamous scene between Kate Sisk and Luke Cuccurullo that previewed last week, addressing rumors regarding his sexuality. We will also discover what happened behind the scenes during the experiment and after the cameras left. It’s time to find out who regrets their decision, what secrets are revealed, is Luke in a relationship with a man? I don’t know about you, but I am ready to find out the tea!!!

Stephanie Sersen and AJ Vollmoeller are the first to sit down with the host and AJ instantly becomes annoyed when he asked about issues in the marriage. He calls out the producers and the show  for a “lack of organization and skills.” Ughhh.. .this is the most narcissistic, delusional man I have seen on this show. Nonetheless, sadly, AJ and Steph are still married. SMH…. Next!  Why, Stephanie, Why!!!! I was rooting for you to emancipate yourself before you were slowly isolated from your friends and family. I’m sorry, but I don’t see this lasting even five years. I guess for now, they will remain a match made in a scary lifetime movie.

experts-on-decision-dayAfter watching an absolutely crazy season full of highs and lows, Married At First Sightdecision day is finally here!  Get your snacks or cocktails and let’s discuss this episode. I’m not going to lie there are at least two couples that I hope they break up for their sanity and mine as well. This has been one of the craziest seasons since the inception of the show. We have watched everything from textbook manipulation, forced chemistry, and freakouts to awkward romantic moments. Get ready for some surprise decisions you didn’t see coming!

The experts speak with Stephanie Sersen and AJ Vollmoeller first, about their experience during the experiment. Of course, AJ tries to deflect from his grown man tantrums by saying that they both have been frustrated. Umm…I think we only saw Stephanie patiently deal with your constant Grinch-like behavior. AJ chooses to not eat dinner alone ever again and stay with his handler, Stephanie. Her decision is what I am waiting to hear. Please have the courage to run and never look back Steph!

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On last night’s episode of Married At First Sight, the couples only had three days to make their final decision on their marriages. The experts have asked them all to watch their wedding video to remind them why they decided to do the experiment. They could have saved time and public embarrassment by just joining Match or eHarmony. But I don’t mind sitting watching the shit show unfold as I eat popcorn and take bets on who will stay together.

Stephanie Sersen takes AJ Vollmoeller to the gym for a group workout. AJ literally whines and throws a tantrum the entire time because he is out of shape. He doesn’t even try to attempt to do any of the exercises and complains he “won’t be able to move all week.” We have all seen AJ and his man boobs on camera and I’m sure Stephanie was trying to give him a hint. Frustrated and out of his comfort zone, he storms out of the class with mommy Stephanie running after him.  I just can’t with this guy, he better not have gotten too accustomed to eating dinner with someone. I have a feeling he could be back to standing and eating alone, shortly.  I must say, he is probably one of the most uncoordinated people I have ever seen. Stephanie, girl, you can be honest with me, is he satisfying you in the bedroom? With that poor showing of endurance in the gym, I would think not. #Gross.

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On the last episode of Married At First Sight, decision day is less than one week away and the couples are still stuck at the second honeymoon from hell with AJ Vollmoeller. Things get tense when Kate Sisk reveals to Luke Cuccurullo, she not only told one expert, but another cast-mate about their secret sex life. Will her fantasy of a happy marriage end tonight or will she continue to be used and hurt?

The men are cooking for the women and there is only one man missing… Will Guess. He is missing all the fun, sleeping away the crazy from the night before. Jasmine McGriff, of course, had to go wake him up because she didn’t want her man to have peace miss the fun. Jasmine confides with the ladies that at times she feels like Will can be cold. Stephanie Sersen shares she doesn’t know if her decision should be based on the future or the past month. We have all seen him go off on her just about every week. If he acts that way in front of the cameras, Steph needs to RUN before the cameras disappear.

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On last night’s episode of Married At First Sight, the couples had a week until decision day!  Hopefully these train wrecks couples can find out any unanswered questions, before they decide to commit or split. Luke Cuccurullo finally realized he was on national television and only has one week to appear to have made an effort in his marriage.  He actually takes Katie Sisk on a date in public to the ballet to see Romeo and Juliet. Kate has had a change of heart and feels back on track with her marriage. Insert side eye here. Will this new found happiness last? Or will it everything come crashing down when a HUGE secret is revealed tonight? This Married At First Sight episode is one to remember, trust me!!!!

Jasmine McGriff attempts to seduce her husband, Will Guess with lingerie and a home cooked meal. Here we go again with her interview questions. I don’t think Jasmine has quite mastered the art of conversation. There is a way to ask someone questions without it seeming like you are grilling them. Nonetheless, it actually seems like she listened to Will and understood his life goals a little better. Chile, I have never seen someone struggle so much (besides Kate) to make someone think they are sexy.  Either you got it, or you don’t! The chemistry simply isn’t there.

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On last night’s episode of Married At First Sight, there are only two weeks until decision day and the couples start thinking about their future plans. Hot button issues such as kids and money come into play as they discuss their five-year plans. Kate Sisk talks to her husband, Luke Cuccurullo about divorce.

Dr. Jessica Griffin stops by AJ Vollmoeller and Stephanie Sersen’s home to discuss communication. This should be interesting since he communicates by becoming green and busting out of his clothes when he’s angry.  She shows them examples of good and bad communication between the couple. The bad examples are, of course, him snapping on her several times when he becomes agitated. He actually blames PRODUCTION for his lack of restraint. Then calls them “disgusting” referencing the added mass chaos in their life. Last time I checked, AJ, you signed up for the chaos and for us to drag you through the reality tv streets at our pleasure. Let the dragging begin now…

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On last night’s episode of Married At First Sight, the couples celebrate a milestone: their one month anniversary. Can you believe they only have three weeks left in the Married At First Sight experiment? It feels like they have been married for several months with all of the crazy ups and downs we have witnessed. One husband ditches his wife on their anniversary. This provokes a MAJOR meltdown. Can you guess which couple? There may not be any way to salvage this marriage after tonight!

Dr. Pepper Schwartz takes the couples out to dinner to celebrate the eve of their one month anniversaries. They discuss marriage and the things they have learned along the way. Each person is asked to rate themselves as a spouse and explain their answers. Stephanie Sersen and AJ Vollmoeller each rate themselves a 9 because they have room for improvement. Ummmm… AJ have you been here with all of us? I don’t care what your wife says. I am giving you a 3.5 for all of your angry outbursts and crazy behavior.

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On last night’s episode of Married at First Sight, decision day was quickly approaching and the couples explored each other’s past to prepare for the future. Dr. Jessica Griffin gives each person an assignment to walk down memory lane and share a traumatic experience or introduce family and friends.

Kristine Killingsworth and Keith Dewar discuss the resentment he had for his dad growing up. Kristine shares her ex-fiance was controlling and wanted her to be a housewife, despite her career aspirations. As she talked to Keith, she realized their relationship is similar to her having to do all of the housework. She questioned whether they share the housework and Keith’s response is “I didn’t expect so many dishes.” It is clear Kristine is starting to feel like the updated version of his grandmother. Her frustration is apparent during a tense conversation about their dynamic. She even tells him she isn’t going to be the breadwinner and the person who solely takes care of the home. I totally agree, I think anyone would start to get annoyed by his childlike behavior. I guess he wasn’t lying when he said he was a lazy couch potato.