Last night the Real Housewives Of Orange County tried to have a Pretty Woman moment by taking the distressed and disorganized Gina Kirschenheiter to Rodeo Drive for a makeover, but it ended in tears, tantrums, and tales of trains gone wrong!
I do not FOR ONE SECOND believe the rumor that Kelly Dodd did a train (is that even how you say it?) of 8 guys. I also refuse to look up the proper terminology for “train,” because I did that last week and now I’m getting some suspicious GoogleAds. So thank you Vicki Gunvalson for once again ruining things for everyone.
The most shocking thing about the Trains, Cars, and Terrible Friends saga is that moments after making this proclamation that she knows something very, very terrible about Kelly, Vicki skips out when the rest of the women head to a bar. Vicki pass up free tequila? HUH?
At this point in the current Real Housewives of Orange County season, Tamra Judge seems to be getting along with Kelly Dodd. She laughed hysterically at the pig emoji video Kelly posted about Tamra’s
alliance member bestie Vicki Gunvalson. She even encouraged Kelly and Vicki to make peace at her housewarming party. However, the experienced RHOC viewers know that Tamra was merely stirring the pot. Tamra, the peacemaker? That’s a very unlikely scenario.
Behind Kelly’s back Tamra brought up “the train” story in an obviously orchestrated move that she pre-planned with Vicki. Tamra may seem fine with Kelly, but clearly she was plotting behind the scenes. Nevertheless, Tamra doesn’t realize how smart the viewers actually are. Instead, she claims that she has never done a single thing to Kelly and expects fans to believe that. Ummm, excuse me, Tamra. Have you ever watched this show? Or does she just have what Erika Jayne would classify as “pretend amnesia”?
Tamra Judge is back for her 12th–yes–12th season of the Real Housewives of Orange County. In that time, she has co-starred with–and emotionally exhausted–19 other Housewives. As Vicki Gunvalson is now a Friend of, Tamra is the new reigning queen of the show. Like it or not!
On the most recent RHOC episode, reigning queen Tamra was moving her mother into a senior apartment and found out that she has been storing something that Tamra would probably rather forget. No, not embarrassing lawsuits, her son Ryan Vieth’s shameful antics or nemesis Gretchen Rossi–her old wedding dress from her toxic marriage to Simon Barney.
Ooooh… already a juicy cliffhanger on Real Housewives Of Orange County and courtesy of Vicki Gunvalson no less, who is desperate to prove that she belongs holding an orange.
Kelly Dodd really had no other option but to storm out of Tamra Judge‘s housewarming party after unleashing her superpower supersonic F-bombs on Vicki.
When Kelly’s voice goes to that decibel of extreme whininess I imagine that dogs everywhere go into a trance and start walking, zombie-like, towards the TV screen. Frisker – go to a new master!
Real Housewives of Orange County star Tamra Judge has had a lot going on in her personal life. Her bitter relationship with her ex-husband Simon Barney finally seems to be civil. It’s a miracle! Tamra has also been dealing with her husband, Eddie Judge’s, health issues. He has a heart condition called atrial fibrillation and has undergone several medical procedures.
And, of course, there is all the drama between the RHOC ladies. Kelly Dodd has been ruthlessly coming after Shannon Beador, Vicki Gunvalson, and Tamra. Season 14 is looking juicy!
What even was last night’s episode of Real Housewives Of Orange County? Certainly not Vicki Gunvalson‘s welcome back redemption tour because the very second she walks into a scene things explode. It’s because Vicki never learns!! In between chasing Kelly Dodd around a party and begging Kelly for an opportunity to talk, Vicki is simultaneously doubling-down on the accusation that Kelly does cocaine. Now she knows people who have done it with Kelly. Produce these people!
See this is the thing about Vicki: she always makes some off-the-wall accusation – who knows, maybe it is true [shrug-moji] – then immediately regrets it. Not because Vicki feels bad, but because of social repercussions. Then instead of being contrite; instead of calling Kelly on the phone to sincerely apologize, then making it publicly known that the accusation wasn’t true, Vicki just pretends it will blow over. Meanwhile Vicki will continue to insist she’s not a liar and make little comments reinforcing her original statement. As if repeating it will make it true. Then even worse, Vicki only wants to apologize to save her own faces. What face is Vicki on at this point?
On last night’s Real Housewives of Orange County premiere, Kelly Dodd and Tamra Judge were on good terms. Tamra supported Kelly while her plastic surgeon boyfriend Brian Reagan gave her injections. Tamra was even considerate enough to give Kelly a heads up about inviting Vicki Gunvalson to her non-housewarming party (after Vicki accused Kelly of doing cocaine on the reg and neglecting her daughter). Am I the only one who does not care that Tamra moved AGAIN? She said she won’t have the party if it rains and I’m just hoping for downpour during next week’s episode.
Well, Tamra being considerate and Kelly being civil was short-lived. Now, they’re beefing on social media. And, no, it’s surprisingly not Vicki-related. It’s all about the Benjamins.
Shannon Beador has been through an emotional ringer over the last several years. A very painful, public divorce from her ex David Beador played out endlessly on the Real Housewives of Orange County. Viewers watched Shannon struggling with working out the legal details of her split on Season 13. She and David finally settled their divorce earlier this year. After all the divorce drama, Shannon seemed to be moving on, even going out on a date on the show last season.
Shannon was recently spotted with a mystery man after a reported split with Comcast Executive Rick Stanley, but she had not confirmed anything about her current dating status. Now, Shannon is revealing she has a new love interest.