I know times are tough around the million-plus dollar rental Erika Jayne is slumming in. That’s obvious from the Roger Rabbit shoulder pads confessional “lewk” being shoved down our throats. But really, what in the $5 Maybelline Great Lash is going on around here?!
In our latest stop on on the Embezzlement Express we see Erika actually trying to convince us there’s a difference between a gold-digger and a conspirator for fraud and money laundering. Not the connection I think she meant to make. That said, Kyle Richards and Lisa Rinna seem keen to remain loyal to the no-fucks-to-give divorcee. At this point it seems the only Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast willing to speak out are those who have distanced themselves from the show altogether.
Brandi Glanville is one of the most notorious women to ever be on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Like it or not, she’s responsible for some of the juiciest storylines that have ever been on RHOBH. She made her debut in Season 2 as a friend of Lisa Vanderpump. It became clear early on that she was being used by LVP to spread gossip about Adrienne Maloof using a surrogate. In later seasons, Brandi and Adrienne made up and Brandi slapped LVP across the face.
Brandi is known for other wildly inappropriate antics like throwing wine in Eileen Davidson’s face. Most recently she’s famous for claiming to have sex with Denise Richards. Kyle Richards, Lisa Rinna, and Erika Jayne were horrible about the whole thing. But perhaps Brandi is most famous for her backstory. It’s been repeated over and over again since 2008 – so why not see how long it can last?
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has seen plenty of unusual characters in its day, but no one does it quite like Brandi Glanville. Brandi’s M.O. is to cause drama any way she can, whether it involves throwing wine in Eileen Davidson’s face or smacking Lisa Vanderpump. Even though Brandi hasn’t been full-time in a while, she tried to use a hookup rumor involving herself and Denise Richards to weasel her way back in last season. The drama ensued, and it mostly made Brandi, Lisa Rinna and most of the other ladies look like the worst friends ever by outing Denise. And it bit Brandi in the ass — she’s begging Andy Cohen for a job while Denise is unbothered. And Brandi even burned the bridge with her
only friend Kim Richards.
Brandi is always at a level 10 when it comes to her energy and ability to cause chaos, especially if there’s a camera or a blog involved. She’s a bit of a hot mess at all times. And she isn’t afraid to go low, especially if it involves insulting her enemies AKA Camille Grammer and LVP. Word on the street is she’s pulling a Ramona Singer and going for her real estate license. That is, if Andy doesn’t offer her a job first. She’s probably foaming at the mouth hearing that Teddi Mellencamp will be making a cameo instead of her. That’s tough, especially when boring old Teddi becomes more relevant than you.
By all accounts, next season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills will revolve around Erika Jayne. This is due in part because most of the other cast has settled the majority of their legal problems – looking at you Dorit and PK Kemsley! If nothing else, hopefully we can avoid any fabricated storylines that are only meant to distract viewers from the real battles no one wants to talk about.
It goes without saying Erika has a huge job in front of her. After years of ALLEGEDLY allowing her estranged husband to deposit stolen money into her corporate account, now she has to act like she knew nothing about it. Erika will also face the challenge of playing the poor divorcee who is ravaged by her ex-husband’s deceit and infidelity. I wonder if she called Eileen Davidson for some tips. The streets are saying Erika has the full support of her cast mates during her
performance trying times, but apparently Sutton Stracke is not playing along.
Word on the street is Bravo is hustling to fill some Real Housewives of Beverly Hills vacancies. Denise Richards drank her last Casamigos Blanco on camera and took off. Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave also left, but that wasn’t her choice. Seriously, it was the one thing people asked for in 2020 and Bravo gave it to them. No word on if Kyle Richards has come through her period of mourning with her bangs intact.
Lots of names are being tossed around to fill the void. Does anyone have Nicollette Sheridan’s number? Many viewers would love to see Sutton Stracke become full time. Kyle’s sister Kathy Hilton could join as a friend. People thought
Pimp Mama Kris Jenner might be an option, but that’s a big no. I’m surprised Santa Claus hasn’t been contacted. Now Kris’ former spouse might be a contender. That’s right, Caitlyn Jenner and her BFF Sophia Hutchins are letting Bravo know they are willing and able to grab those diamonds.
There has not been enough of Camille Grammer this season on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Last season’s reunion pitted Camille against everyone and resulted in Camille crying and walking off the set.
It was great seeing some familiar faces from RHOBH attend
another one of Kyle Richards’ parties on the July 15 episode of the show. This one was for charity, so I am here for it. Camille was joined by blasts from the past Eileen Davidson, Kim Richards, Adrienne Maloof, and Brandi Glanville.
So many blasts from the pasts coming up on this episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. It’s going to be so good to see so many former diamond holders under one roof. Wowza! Adrienne Maloof, Eileen Davidson, Camille Grammer, Kim Richards, and of course Brandi Glanville are all back. Things didn’t end well with Camille last year, so this should be EPIC.
Honestly, the real question is how much longer until THOSE Brandi & Denise Richards rumors begin. That’s been the topic on so many viewer’s minds heading into this season. With Brandi back into the fray, we are that much closer to THAT “Bravo, Bravo, fu**ing Bravo” moment. After two boring years, it’s so nice seeing Beverly Hills have this redemption season. Here we go!
Is anyone else feeling a gaping hole in their chest because Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has been on hiatus? It was finally turning around from disastrous previous season(s) and then they go on a break – leaving us with nothing to tune out to – two Wednesdays in a row!? Way harsh.
Some of us are waiting impatiently for Brandi Glanville’s return. According to the mid-season trailer, she’s set to reveal a secret affair rumor between her and Denise Richards. So far, throughout Season 10, we’ve been gifted with Aaron Phypers incoherent babbles about energy and cancer-curing, Kyle Richards’ bangs, and Garcelle Beauvais’ queen-like presence. I’m glazing over the stupid drama about all the women thinking Denise “mom-shamed” them because she didn’t want them talking about threesomes in front of kids. Aside from that dumb story, this season is having some moments!