Last night the Real Housewives Of Atlanta ended their trip to Tokyo with some tears, but plenty of laughs. I never thought we’d see a Real Housewives trip end without a major blowout fight. However, it turns out pickles make people laugh, they make people love, and they make people forget all their rude thoughts! More pickles for the reunion, Andy Cohen!
Over in Japan Dennis McKinley is missing Porsha Williams so much he sends her a bouquet of flowers that looks like the vegetation in a Super Mario Brothers game from the 90’s.
This so-called arrangement was a hot mess that was bursting out of its box – just like Porsha’s boobs were bursting out of her top. Some mad science definitely was being used to keep those things taped. She was one sneeze away from an explosion. NASA has better things to do, y’all!
On tonight’s Real Housewives Of Atlanta, the women are still in Tokyo but they are finally coming together to throw Eva Marcille the type of raunchy bachelorette party every real Housewife deserves – complete with inappropriate use of pickles, samurai strippers, and plenty of unwanted advice!
First the ladies take a samurai lesson which has them using head-to-head combat (and wooden swords) instead of words to over differences of opinions, but the exercise proves to soften a long-standing rivalry. Bravo isn’t sharing who’s who, but I’m guessing that Porsha Williams and Kandi Burruss finally stop hating each other.
So far season 11 of the Real Housewives of Atlanta has been in a bit of a slump. Most of the tension has centered around fashion. Yawn. Things finally livened up during the cast trip to Tokyo. The ladies bonded over karaoke, walked the city streets like a runway, and played some games with Geishas.
The drama heated up as well. Eva Marcille stepped up to the plate in her $1200 flip flips and served Marlo Hampton an epic dose of shade. And it looks like the fun and drama will continue!
The 2019 Super Bowl was underwhelming. It could have been the low-scoring game. Or maybe people are just tired of the New England Patriots winning everything. And then there was the Super Bowl Half Time show with Adam Levine’s many layers of clothing. That was…. interesting, as in not really.
Nevertheless, there were a lot of fun parties in Atlanta during Super Bowl weekend with plenty of reality TV stars in attendance. There are also some reality stars who watched the Super Bowl at home.
The Real Housewives of AtlantaTokyo trip was full of passive aggression and some straight up aggression. NeNe Leakes held up the entire group with her lateness multiple times. She upset Tanya Sam, who actually seems like a normal, non-shady human being. Unfortunately, no one in the cast jumped to Tanya’s defense. Instead, they all kissed NeNe’s ass, as per usual, as if she signs their paychecks.
Eva Marcille read Marlo Hampton to filth while wearing $1,200 flip flops on the bus. Who knew she had it in her? Maybe she really does deserve to hold that peach! Porsha Williamsannounced her pregnancy to the cast members who were out of the loop. And of course, they all tried their best to pull off some Japanese-inspired fashions. Did they hit it out of the park? Or will their fashions spark outrage over cultural appropriation? This is 2019, after all.
Last night the ladies of Real Housewives of Atlanta continued to terrorize Tokyo. But not their tour guide Aya. The only thing which upsets her is poor time management. Calling someone out of their name, insulting their parenting, waist size, wardrobe budget, identity, and relationship status does not phase Aya.But, being 15 minutes late brings out the AI-YA! in her. She will drive that bus away while you’re chasing it down in 6″ heels!
Tanya is upset because NeNe suggested she and Paul Judge might not get married over her fortune at the temple. She feels NeNe is belittling her relationship. NeNe continues screaming that she was shading everyone’s fortunes. The verbal abuse causes Tanya to burst into tears.
Obviously everyone rushes to defend NeNe while making fun of Tanya for having human emotions and a life beyond this culture of ‘shade’ which dominates Real Housewives Of Atlanta.
It also seems like every second there’s a different fight! First NeNe’s argument with Tanya Sam spirals out of control, prompting NeNe to storm out of their lunch and take a taxi back to the hotel. Later, NeNe opens up to Cynthia Bailey about how much she is struggling to support Gregg. Things with NeNe go from bad to worse when she is left out of the next day’s activities.