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Andy Cohen Says Shane Simpson’s Comments About His Marriage Are “Devastating,” But Emily Simpson Disagrees

The Real Housewives of Orange County has had more than its share of bad marriages. Viewers have been subjected to uncomfortable scenes of marriages falling apart almost since the beginning of the show. Watching RHOC through the years is enough to make someone not only think twice about marriage, but to consider taking a vow of celibacy!

Who could forget the unhappy union of Donn Gunvalson and Vicki Gunvalson? The ugly fights of Tamra Judge and Simon Barney? Kelly Dodd’s eagerness to shed husband Michael Dodd? More recently, Gina Kirschenheiter’s divorce has played out on the show and in the media like a tragic Lifetime movie. Emily Simpson’s marriage has also been the subject of conversation due to hubby Shane Simpson’s disdainful comments towards her on the show. It seems fair to ask, how does Emily really feel about Shane’s sarcastic comments?

Real Housewives Of Orange County Shannon Beador

There’s been many a times I’ve suffered second-hand embarrassment while watching a Real Housewives show, but last night’s Real Housewives Of Orange County was officially THE WORST. I was literally blowing a metaphorical whistle at the TV as I witnessed Braunwyn Windham-Burke and Tamra Judge‘s dry-humping. Too much tongue is often a problem on Bravo, but usually in a very different way.

Tamra has the brilliant idea to take a train down to Del Mar, fill plastic penises with vodka, and pass out train conductor whistles to celebrate Shannon Beador‘s 55th birthday party. Cause nothing says middle-age like a drunken orgy!

This trip has historical significance for several reasons: 1) Del Mar is Shannon’s old haunt, from back when she was “fun Shannon,” chugging Andre champagne and stalking surfer dudes; 2) It references the train rumor that so plagued Kelly Dodd‘s indefatigable reputation; 3) Meghan King Edmonds is attending for some unknown reason.

Shannon Beador Real Housewives Of Orange County

Tonight the Real Housewives Of Orange County celebrate Shannon Beador‘s birthday with a flashback to Real Housewives past! That’s right – Meghan King Edmonds returns for a train trip through Cali and a desperate yearning to trade being a real housewife for being a Real Housewife. Well, maybe…

To celebrate Shannon’s reemergence in the dating world Tamra Judge throws her a man-hunting party with a trip to Del Mar. Naturally the only way to get there is via train!  Which is probably not the right joke to play considering all the tension Shannon is presently having with Kelly Dodd

Braunwyn Windham-Burke

Real Housewives of Orange County newbie Braunwyn-Windham Burke is full of surprises! Viewers learned that she has a strange and complicated relationship with her mother. Her mother, by the way, is a Cyndi Lauper clone from the mid 80’s.

This OC Housewife is a mom to seven kids, and is married to her college-sweetheart, Sean Burke. She has been nursing for 19 years, which just sounds unbelievable. Braunwyn whipped out a breast at dinner to show her RHOC co-stars that she is still producing milk. Classy.

Kelly Dodd Vicki Gunvalson

Season 13 of Real Housewives of Orange County was boring. But an interesting and unconfirmed rumor emerged that “OG” Vicki Gunvalson, if she wanted to save her full-time Housewife position for the next season, had to deliver a big storyline. She needed to get engaged–on camera. No pressure!

It’s not like Vicki didn’t constantly tell her boyfriend, Steve Lodge, that she wanted him to put a ring on it and make it official. Steve finally did propose to Vicki in April of 2019, and it seemed like Vicki’s RHOC position was guaranteed.

Emily Simpson Says Gina Kirschenheiter Was “Judgmental” Over Las Vegas Trip On Real Housewives of Orange County

Unexpected cracks have formed in the once-solid friendship between Emily Simpson and Gina Kirschenheiter this season on The Real Housewives of Orange County.

In a recent interview, Emily broke down her side of the surprising feud with her erstwhile BFF during the cast trip to Arizona and why she stands by inviting Gina to Las Vegas.

Gina Kirschenheiter Real Housewives Of Orange County

Last night most of the Real Housewives Of Orange County finally escaped Arizona. All that so-called healing got left in Arizona though. In fact the only person who seemed to internalize anything was Kelly Dodd, who also got left behind in Arizona.

Kelly visited her hometown of Scottsdale to hopefully reconnect with her family. Fun fact: I went to ASU, and I have been to The Vig countless times! So that was exciting, and this where Kelly and Mary’s similarities end. Because when Kelly lived in Arizona she was getting arrested as a juvenile delinquent for setting the her catholic high school’s field on fire and brawling with old ladies at the Phoenix Open.

Kelly meets up with her BFFs to reminisce about all the times she drunkenly slapped people. Kelly is the very definition of stunted adolescence. She and Jolie live in an unintentionally Freaky Friday world where Jolie is the miniature adult attending board meetings and organizing the meal schedules for the week. If she just took over the finances…

Real Housewives Of Orange County Alexis Bellino

The Jesus Barbie returns to haunt us on tonight’s Real Housewives Of Orange County. That’s right, Alexis Bellinio will be back on Bravo to open up about divorcing Chinplant Jim Bellinio and give Emily Simpson some advice about knowing when to walk away from your miserable marriage.

While the rest of the women return to the OC after the never-ending healing trip to Miraval, Kelly Dodd remains in Arizona to reconnect with her family. If Kelly can forgive Vicki Gunvalson, she can forgive anyone, right! And Kelly must be inspired because she reaches out to her brother JR about reconnecting with her estranged brother Eric and her mom, Bobbi