Both Braunwyn Windham-Burke and Emily Simpson’s marriages have been hot conversation topics among the Real Housewives of Orange County cast members…. and viewers. It’s been tough to watch Emily take care of her family alone while her husband Shane Simpson studied for the bar exam, which he failed, by the way. Then, when he came back he said that he “didn’t miss” his wife and kids. Ouch.
Braunwyn and her husband Sean Burke have spent plenty of time together… and with other women. Braunwyn has made this threesome thing her main storyline. Well, that and making out with Tamra Judge for camera time. Now, Braunwyn is angling for her second season by starting up a feud with Emily.
On Real Housewives of Orange County this season, there has been a lot of drama swirling around attorney Emily Simpson, and her
little bitch husband, Shane Simpson. Shane stayed at a hotel to study for the California Bar exam and had no contact with his wife and children. And Shane, and his sarcasm, failed the exam.
Emily surprised her husband with a trip to Las Vegas for their anniversary, where she would perform a sexy dance on-stage. He declined the invitation. Emily went anyway with Kelly Dodd, Braunwyn Windham-Burke, and Shane’s parents. I think she rocked it. I admire her confidence! The dismissive way that Shane treats Emily is apparent to everyone– but Emily.
Aaaaahhh… Real Housewives Of Orange County, trying so hard to make your fetch happen. Especially Braunwyn Windham-Burke. It’s like someone at Bravo told her she had to save this show from itself, which would explain the one-wing short of a hooker angel costume she wore to her TEENAGED DAUGHTER’s Fashion Show.
The saddest thing about Braunwyn is that she has all this baggage from a childhood spent with a self-absorbed attention-seeking mother yet she’s replicating the exact same dynamic with her daughter, Rowan. Instead of 7 zany careers, Braunwyn has 7 kids. Instead of painting your entire body tye-dye and calling it the kiss of the goddess, Braunwyn is kissing other women and braying about sex constantly. Yes, Brown Wind, people are finally looking at you, but they’re looking at you the same way they look at your mother: with pity.
Tonight Real Housewives Of Orange County ventures into territory not yet tread upon despite this show’s many, many years of nonsense: OC Fashion Week! (I swear this was made up for Bravo, because not even Alexis Couture made an appearance there!)
Not since the notorious Posche Fashion Shows on Real Housewives Of New Jersey has any fashion event seemed so delightfully tacky and messy.
The friendship between the Real Housewives of Orange County’s Gina Kirschenheiter and Emily Simpson has hit a few bumps in the road this season. Gina, whose life has been a disastrous mess of DUI and divorce issues, does not think Emily has been supportive enough of her deep well of despair. Emily was upset with Gina for not attending her R-rated Las Vegas dance debut.
Matters came to a head between the two pals when a planned date between Gina and Shane Simpson’s cousin fell through, as he reportedly backed off after suffering a toe(!) injury. Or maybe Gina’s Mystery Date just Googled her and wisely ran for the hills of the OC. Gina, acting like a jilted bride, took great personal offense to being stood up, wondering if Emily had set her up to embarrass her. Orange County pot-stirring queen Tamra Judge was only too happy to spread gossip about the situation, which is her favorite pastime.
Real Housewives of Orange County star Gina Kirschenheiter has been making headlines since she came on the show. Unfortunately, they aren’t the good kind. On February 1, Gina was arrested for a DUI.
Her divorce from her ex, Matt Kirschenheiter, will be finalized on December 31. This season, RHOC viewers also saw Gina confess to her
supposed bestie, Emily Simpson, that Matt had cheated on her. Gina also alleged that Matt physically assaulted her.
It’s time to practice the delicate art of eye-rolling! We are all experts in this skill after last week’s Real Housewives of Orange County episode. I will never not be haunted by the things we saw. Eternally tortured Gina Kirschenheiter had some thoughts on what happened between newbie Braunwyn Windham-Burke and Tamra Judge. Don’t we all…
Gina has been in the thick of it this season. Her relationship with Emily Simpson has taken a hard left and she is still struggling in the aftermath of her DUI arrest. It also looks like Gina has definitely picked a side. She and Tamra have become thick as thieves, which has many viewers shaking their heads. Now Gina wants to talk about the incident that had many of us running for therapy. As a surprise to no one, Gina thinks the shocking public display of
anything but affection is a result of Braunwyn’s adventures in exaggeration.
Well, this certainly won’t help Gina Kirschenheiter mend fences with Emily Simpson.
In the midst of their rift-causing feud this season on The Real Housewives of Orange County, the Long Island transplant is taking aim at her BFF’s husband Shane Simpson — and she didn’t mince words when it came to what she thinks of the RHOC villain’s trademark sarcastic nature.