There are two things that will matter at the Real Housewives of Dallas Season 3 reunion. We care about the shade they throw and the outfits they wear. At this moment, there hasn’t even been a preview for the episodes. This means that the jury is still out on the level of shade throwing.
However, the Real Housewives of Dallas reunion looks have hit social media. These hair, makeup, and wardrobe decisions are by far the most crucial of the season. Who brought their A game? Who should fire their stylist?
Look here’s the thing: at this point trying to center a whole season around whether or not Shannon is nuts is a moot point. It’s like the most rhetorical question ever asked of the Real Housewivesuniverse. It’s such a DUH that it’s like asking a 45-year-old if they believe in Santa. Or if wine should be included in Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs.
The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion looks a lot better than every episode this season. Combined. Sure, they’ve only released a trailer. We don’t know how the actual episodes will be, but the trailer looks so intense.
They are ALL screaming at each other. I’m here for it. This is the drama I craved all season. Let’s hope the ladies deliver.
After a dismal Season 12, Real Housewives of Orange County could only get better in Season 13. Is it the same caliber of a show that we once loved? No. It hasn’t been for a while.
Nevertheless, the stories did pick up at least a little bit in the back end of the season. Gina Kirschenheiterearned her orange for next season offended Tamra Judge, Vicki Gunvalson, and Shannon Beador. Tamra and Shannon’s relationship cracked. So what can we expect from tonight’s finale episode?
Luckily for Gina Kirschenheiter, her children are too young to watch Real Housewives of Orange County. Thankfully, she’s not doing anything embarrassing. However, her main storyline is her impending divorce. As of recently, Gina admitted that she still hasn’t told her kids about the split.
Even though Gina has her “casita,” the apartment where she lives when Matt Kirschenheiter is with the kids, she feels that they are too young to comprehend the split. Not only that, but they’ve had a somewhat unconventional upbringing so far. Matt already had his own apartment three hours away. Gina and the kids have never been to this apartment.
Hell hath no fury like Kelly Dodd scorned. Vicki Gunvalson crossed the wrong woman. Vicki may be the “OG of the OC,” but she’s truly met her match. Kelly is unfiltered, ruthless, shady, and I love her for it.
Vicki has always prided herself on being the sole OG remaining on Real Housewives of Orange County. How long will her reign last? If you ask Vicki, she would probably say “forever.” Kelly is not on the same page with that one. At all.
On last night’s Real Housewives Of Orange County it was a reversal of the status quo. The Tres Amiga’s took their party hats off to stay home in pant hose. Gina Kirschencasita celebrated her 34th birthday with a depressing party filled with tarnished sequins.
Gina is officially moving into the casita when Matt Kirschenheiter visits their kids. This makes it, like, for real you guys. It’s time for her to grow up and, like, look at the like bank statements for the first time in her entire life. Kelly Dodd, Gina’s divorce guru, helps her cart baskets full of HomeGoods throw pillows and cheap blankets to the part-time living arrangement. It’s sort of like moving into a college dorm!