Camille Grammer has had a dramatic season on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She wed David C. Meyer in Hawaii. Even though Camille personally asked Lisa Vanderpump to come to her nuptials, Lisa refused because of all the “puppy gate” fall-out with her
former friends co-stars.
Then Camille lost her house in the California wildfires. Camille was about to have her feet held to a different sort of fire when the Beverly Hills ladies confronted Camille about her flip-flopping feelings about LVP.
The drama got back on track this week between Camille Grammer and the rest of the ladies of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. We had a brief respite last week when Camille got married in Hawaii. The mean girls gang of Kyle Richards, Dorit Kemsley, Lisa Rinna and Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave put their best-manicured foot forward and mostly pretended like they were happy to be there. Which is crazy to me, who wouldn’t want a free trip to Hawaii?
There were a few grumbles, mainly from Kyle who was still whining about the imaginary bridesmaid duties she had to endure. And there was the made up drama about how Kyle found out Lisa Vanderpump took a lie detector test. RHOBH needs to hire new writers. Shockingly though, Camille’s nemesis, Teddi, remained fairly quiet during the trip. She was very polite and didn’t talk smack about Camille during the wedding. She just waited until right after.
Sybil, I mean, Camille Grammer needs an Emmy. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills newlywed is pretty much holding down the fort in the drama department. Otherwise, the ladies would continue dragging out, I can’t believe I have to type this again, #puppygate. From feuds with the always accountable Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave to commenting on Lisa Vanderpump’s alleged dental hygiene predicament, Bravo should be throwing diamonds at this woman.
We’ve recently seen Camille’s wedding to David C. Meyer in a lavish trip to Hawaii. After venting to the group about Lisa V.’s absence from the ceremony, an online article pops up where Camille basically says it was no biggie Lisa ditched the nuptials. So is Camille trying to soften the potential reunion blow? Or is she a genuine friend to
anyone Lisa V.? This woman must have legs of steel, with all of her backpedaling.
Leave it to the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills to drag out a fight from two years ago, along with a ghost of Housewives past to celebrate Halloween, and also because well, without Lisa Vanderpump what else do they have to talk about? I mean they have stuff to talk about, they just won’t.
It’s the final morning in Hawaii, the day after Camille Grammer tied the knot a second time, and finally, at long last, we get our first sighting of The Agency apparel. I’ve been waiting all of the Hawaii trip – looking for swim trunks, hats, custom-ordered shot glasses, a bridesmaids gown… and on the last breakfast Mauricio Umansky finally just shows up to brunch wearing an Agency t-shirt.
Tonight is a jam packed episode of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills. The episode begins with the ladies still in Hawaii at Camille Grammer‘s wedding, but by the end of the episode the nightmare is in Kyle Richards‘ backyard.
Camille’s wedding may be a happy ending for her, but she’s not doing feeling angry that Lisa Vanderpump didn’t show up. Camille vents her frustrations to the other women who completely agree. Meanwhile Dorit Kemsley and Lisa Rinna begin to feel angry at Camille for being two-faced when they find out she’s telling LVP one thing to her face while saying another behind her back! And lemme guess betrayed because Dorit never stops feeling betrayed.
Congratulations Camille Grammer – you’ve officially broken free of Kelsey and restarted your life with a new man by getting married on last night’s Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills. Gorgeous wedding! Too bad you dragged your way back Kelsey personality along with you for the ride in the clown car to David C. Meyer.
Oh, a lie detector test. Is that what we’re doing now instead of printing out 99 point font textestessss to prove our innocence? I feel like I need to write this portion of the recap in Comic Sans font, because surely this must be some British Humor! Now I’m still team Lisa Vanderpump, but lady – I cannot sit back and allow John Sessa to carry the Pom-Shield and become the defacto Kyle Richards: professional sidekick, stand-in kitchen remodel viewer, and mouthpiece of menace. John Sessa (and his barely buttoned shirt) needs to stick to training puppies to bite PK and leave the Housewives stuff to the big dogs.
Tonight the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills travel to Hawaii to celebrate Camille Grammer‘s marriage. For an episode about Camille’s wedding, Kyle Richards is sure getting a lot of attention. Unfortunately.
Lisa Rinna and Dorit Kemsley are dateless and have only each other to worry about. Which is probably a welcome reprieve! Meanwhile, Kyle is stuck babysitting Mauricio Umansky. Since she doesn’t have any of her daughters to hover over Kyle probably loves this. And basking in the sun and the booze certainly brings out the Maurice in Mauricio!