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Looks like we’ll be seeing even less of Billie Lee next season on Vanderpump Rules!

The SUR hostess revealed her role on the Lisa Vanderpump-led spinoff will be smaller during the upcoming eighth season. She’s been featured in a recurring capacity the last two years as the show’s lone trans cast member.

Brittany Cartwright

As we all know, Brittany Cartwright and Jax Taylor got hitched last weekend in a Kentucky castle.  The castle in which the wedding was held is reminiscent of Windsor Castle.  You know, except for the storied history and actual royalty.  Kentucky is the new London, y’all.

Brittany wore a tear-away gown.  Seriously, it had a bunch of layers and she could peel them off at various points during the festivities. So she basically dressed like a stripper.  For.  Her.  Wedding.  For the actual ceremony, the dress had a long train.  The train come off for a shorter dress, I’m guessing for the dancing portion of the evening,  and the sleeves came off to reveal a strapless number.  While the dress was a strange choice, she looked stunning in all versions of it.

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One might say Kristen Doute is unlucky in love. During her tenure on Vanderpump Rules, viewers watched Kristen cheat on long-term boyfriend, Tom Sandoval. She moved on with James Kennedy.After her saga with James ended, she briefly shagged Aleks Taldykin from Below Deck. When Kristen finally met Brian Carter on a dating app, love blossomed and the two began their journey of romance.

Not all relationships are meant to last. Especially in Kristen’s case. As she watched her friends get married and move into multi-million dollar homes, her love affair with Carter began to crumble. Relationship experts Stassi Schroeder and Katie Maloney advised Kristen to leave Carter because he was basically living off of Kristen’s paycheck. Viewers had hoped Kristen found her happily ever after, but it wasn’t to be. Now there is new evidence Kristen and Carter haven’t stopped banging have reignited the flames of desire, making the dating world a safer place to be once again.

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Season 7 of Vanderpump Rules was a tough one for Billie Lee. Like James Kennedy, she was excluded from most events. The biggest snub for Billie last season was being excluded from “Girls Night In” at SUR because Katie Maloney is awful forgot. Lala Kent, who was grieving the loss of her father, also shouted in Billie’s face most of the season. Needless to say, Billie was a bit adrift last season on Pump Rules.

Thankfully things seem to be turning around for her and Lala. She’s also been busy celebrating Pride month across the country, with everyone from Bravo. In spite of the tide turning, she was left off the guest list for the most important filming event of Season 8. Billie was not present at Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright’s wedding last week. The good news is, she couldn’t care less!

Shep Rose Explains Why He Didn’t Get Jax Taylor & Brittany Cartwright A Wedding Gift

Vanderpump Rules fans were grateful to Shep Rose for live documenting Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright’s wedding on social media. His live videos and photos were a gift for the fans. But what did he get the couple for a wedding gift?

What do you get for a couple with a heavily sponsored wedding who has everything? He could have given them caftans with photos of their dogs from Patricia Altschul’s line. Shep could have had Craig Conover sew a wedding edition pillow. Maybe Austen Kroll could have produced enough beer for a six pack. Eh, probably not. Even with all of those Southern Charm-themed options Shep went with nothing. He did not give them anything for their wedding.

Jax Taylor And Brittany Cartwright Saved A Seat For His Late Father At Their Wedding

It’s official, Vanderpump Rules fans– Brittany Cartwright and Jax Taylor are hitched! The couple made it official on June 29 and got married at the Kentucky Castle. Nearly every Pumps Rules star was at the wedding. Tom Schwartz and Tom Sandoval performed “best men” duties, while Lala’s fiancé, Randall Emmett, and SUR manager Peter Madrigal stood up for Jax. Katie Maloney attended Brittany as her matron of honor. Lala Kent, Ariana Madix, Scheana Marie, Stassi Schroeder and Kristin Doute served as members of the bridal party. Other Bravo guests included former Summer House stars Stephen McGee and Lauren Wirkus and Southern Charm star Shep Rose.

John Legend and his wife, Chrissy Teigen, are such fans of the show that they were invited to the wedding. Alas, the superstars didn’t attend. Can you imagine if they had been there, and John serenaded the couple at their reception?

Jax Taylor & Brittany Cartwright Are Married- Check Out Photos Of The Vanderpump Rules Cast In Kentucky

Congratulations to the new Mr. and Mrs. Cauchi. Cauchi is Jax Taylor’s actual last name in case anyone forgot. And, yes, Jax and Brittany Cartwright tied the knot during a weekend-long extravaganza in a Kentucky castle.

Every single Vanderpump Rules cast member was a part of the wedding. Well, except for James Kennedy, Raquel Leviss, and Billie Lee, who were not invited, obviously. Other than that, Kentucky was full of Bravolebrities.

Report: Lance Bass to Officiate Jax and Brittany’s Wedding

This weekend is the big day.  The wedding that literally no one thinks is a good idea. That’s right, y’all, in approximately 24 hours, Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright will be marching down the aisle towards the strategically-placed cameras wedded bliss.  Prediction: Jax will sleep with at least one member of the bridal party in a bathroom at the reception.  I mean, he’s already slept with most of them, what’s one more?

Corrected prediction:  Jax will have a threesome with at least one member of the bridal party (my money’s on Kristen Doute, she’ll basically sleep with anyone) and a member of the catering staff during the cocktail hour.  After all,  if Jax will jump in the sack with a co-worker mere steps away from said co-worker’s aged and dying employer, he will pretty much do it any time, anywhere!