On last night’s episode of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation, we leave off exactly where we were last week — with Vinny Guadagnino talking to Angelina Pivarnick, who’s annoying Vinny, who’s screaming at Angelina to stop talking to him — MAKE.IT.STOP. It’s hilarious that Angelina tells Vinny that he is obsessed with her. Play the tape back. Angelina needs to see how many times you have Vinny on your mind. You need to attend Vinny Guadagnino Anonymous and get on a seven-step program to get over him — or just get under him, or someone else, like maybe your fiance Chris? Hopefully, we’re past the Angelina/Vinny conversational plot points.
After they all go to bed, Vinny gets up and says he must’ve had a nightmare about Angelina yelling at him in his face. “Wait, that was real,” he said.
