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LeeAnne Locken Real Housewives Of Dallas

On last night’s Real Housewives Of Dallas, we celebrated LeeAnne Locken‘s wedding with the first of many nonsensical parties. This particularly onerous event was a mid-afternoon circus-themed lingerie shower that was thrown by Stephanie Hollman and former Housewife Cary Deuber. Basically, LeeAnne needed them to pay for it.

Clearly, LeeAnne believes she’s owed a free party because she’s done SO much to promote Mark Deuber‘s career! In fact, all of these numerous pre-wedding festivities are basically an opportunity for LeeAnne to exploit parties and presents from people. Stephanie even says as much when she and Cary list out all the gifts they’ll have to buy and reveal that LeeAnne actually planned her entire lingerie shower herself, but had the bills sent to them.

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Whew – what an emotional episode of Real Housewives Of Dallas. These ladies go there like no other franchise except for New York. They are raw, open, and funny at the same time.

So, it’s the last day in Mexico and apparently if you’re from Dallas the word Mexico means “drama”.

After a particularly heinous night fighting over who is the trash and who needs to take it out, LeeAnne Locken wakes up as a girl does: fighting with a native bird and peeing herself, which is the new coffee. Then she has a heart-to-heart with Kameron Westcott about the fight with Brandi Redmond.

LeeAnne Locken Calls Out D’Andra Simmons For Making Cheating Allegations Against Rich Emberlin In Her Confessionals

How have you been enjoying the first weeks of the Real Housewives of Dallas? The ladies have been serving up a little drama so far and are already in the middle of a cast trip to Mexico. To be honest, I could have watched the last couple of episodes just for the incredible cliff-side setting of Kary Brittingham’s family vacation home. That, and D’Andra Simmon’s epic drunk scenes last week that give reigning Housewife champs Luann de Lesseps, Sonja Morgan and Brandi Glanville a run for their money!

One of the continuing themes of the show last season was the ongoing strife in the long-standing friendship between LeeAnne Locken and D’Andra. The two hit a jarring speed bump when D’Andra alleged that LeeAnne’s relationship with fiancé and now husband Rich Emberlin was not what it seemed. And in her confessionals last season, D’Andra made accusations of Rich being unfaithful to LeeAnne. Shockingly, that made the usually calm, cool and collected LeeAnne a little hot under her 12,000 ways-to-wear-it L’Infinity dress. Now, LeeAnne is speaking out about the situation.

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Aaaaahhhh… Viva la Mexico with the Real Housewives Of Dallas. Friends, or foes, who’s to know but napkins went flying, mediation mallets weren’t calming, and peeing in public took place! Oh, and this is only Kameron Westcott‘s behavior we’re talking about!

It’s hard night, good morning — or not! After said hard night of dealing with LeeAnne Locken‘s drama the good is mighty forced. Especially from LeeAnne herself. Stephanie Hollman was so agitated out she puked at 2am, to exorcise all the bad juju. But at least she was quiet so Kameron didn’t have to hear anything icky-o, right girl?

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Last night, the Real Housewives Of Dallas traveled to Careyes, Mexico to visit Kary Brittingham‘s amazing family resort. Unfortunately, LeeAnne Locken forgot to pack her positivity panties and instead was like the human equivalent of having a yeast infection on vaycay. LeeAnne should’ve stay-away-cayed so Kameron Westcott could’ve fit another grande bago on the plane instead.

It’s just a casual morning here in Dallas, where our favorite Housewives are preparing for their day. Most people stumble to the coffee pot, but Kameron is perfectly coiffed with her eyelashes affixed, and is calmly blowing up a whoopee cushion then inviting Court to sit down. Kameron apparently didn’t know what a whoopee cushion is because she made a face like Court shoved a K-Cup up his hoo-hah during an impromptu pageant amongst friends in a private home. Class, Court, Claaaaaaays.

Meanwhile, Travis Hollman just got Housewiv’d! No, that’s not what he calls having sex with Stephanie Hollman. It’s when one receives an ultimate arrogant social slight. In this case, D’Andra Simmons stands Travis up for a business meeting, because her hair was getting did all night. D’Andra never even bothered to tell Travis directly that she needed to reschedule. Instead, she texted Stephanie at 1:30 am to cancel because she had a hair emergency. Suuuuper profesh, Daaandra!

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As tough as it was to watch, LeeAnne Locken and D’Andra Simmons’ fallout was very compelling, at first. As sad as it was. Now, it’s just the feud that will never end. As LeeAnne once yelled: “I’m exhausted. My weave is exhausted. My pantyliner is exhausted.” And for the record, I’m not rocking a weave or a pantyliner. TMI, but let’s continue with this never-ending storyline.

LeeAnne was upset with D’Andra for saying that Rich Emberlin was cheating on LeeAnne (and there are screenshots that don’t do him any favors). LeeAnne’s man Rich returned the favor by claiming that Jeremy Lock cheats on D’Andra with “Pretty Jessica.” Not only did Rich text Jeremy, but he also texted D’Andra. Ugh. Make it stop.

Rich & LeeAnne set a date

Real Housewives of Dallas breakout star, LeeAnne Locken might have a situation on her hands. Recently married to Rich Emberlin, the couple has always seemed to work as a team. Despite the great relationship LeeAnne has with her husband, sometimes her friendships leaned towards the wonky side. LeeAnne has a personality, and she isn’t afraid to use it. She has battled with most of her co-stars, but LeeAnne seemed closest to D’Andra Simmons.

That fell apart when D’Andra had a discussion with LeeAnne questioning Rich’s ability to be faithful. During a heartfelt talk, D’Andra implied Rich was ordering his Popeye’s with a side-piece. Naturally, this evoked the carnival-style rage in LeeAnne that viewers have come to know and love. LeeAnne and Rich then accused D’Andra’s spouse of dipping his toe in another pond. Rich texted D’Andra’s husband, Jeremy Lock saying he was about to expose his dirty deeds with “Pretty Jessica” after the “baseless lies” D’Andra spewed about him. Well, the circle of ALLEGED infidelity is about to close. The “baseless lies” coming from D’Andra might have some legs after all. Good luck with this one, Rich.

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Most Real Housewives of Dallas viewers were surprised that LeeAnne Locken and Brandi Redmond are on good terms at the start of Season 4. What a turnaround from the Season 3 reunion. In contrast, no one was surprised that LeeAnne and D’Andra Simmons were still feuding

LeeAnne and Brandi keep talking about how they reconnected at “friend’s baby shower” in January. Well, let’s break down that fourth wall: the “friend” was actually Andy Cohen. If only D’Andra was there to celebrate at the Real Housewives-filled baby shower. Maybe she and LeeAnne could have made amends as well. However, she had a legit reason for skipping the party.