Please tell me you are watching Real Housewives of Dallas! This particular branch of the Bravo family tree doesn’t receive a lot of attention, but it should. Kameron Westcott joined RHOD in the second season. She loves her kids, dogs, and anything that sparkles. Things Kameron does not love include, speaking about noisy bodily functions and having giant dildos pointed in her general direction. But one woman’s trash is another woman’s treasure! Co-stars Brandi Redmond and Stephanie Hollman don’t mind discussing the joys of a bowel movement. They also got a kick out of waving a 12 inch synthetic penis at Kameron. Maybe they could have won Kameron over if the offending rubber rocket had been pink and covered in glitter? Alas, we may never know.
While Kameron and Brandi may be on the same show, they lead very different lifestyles. Brandi is not bound to the strict confines of Dallas society life that Kam must follow. Kameron feels Brandi’s lack of etiquette reflects badly not only on herself, but anyone she associates with. This dynamic lends itself to the often tense relationship Brandi and Kameron share. On a recent episode, Kameron and Brandi exchanged tense words across a dinner table. The F-word flew over plates of food, along with Kam’s napkin in Brandi’s face. Now Kameron addresses her part in the argument, and where she stands in her friendship with Brandi.
Whew – what an emotional episode of Real Housewives Of Dallas. These ladies go there like no other franchise except for New York. They are raw, open, and funny at the same time.
So, it’s the last day in Mexico and apparently if you’re from Dallas the word Mexico means “drama”.
After a particularly heinous night fighting over who is the trash and who needs to take it out, LeeAnne Locken wakes up as a girl does: fighting with a native bird and peeing herself, which is the new coffee. Then she has a heart-to-heart with Kameron Westcott about the fight with Brandi Redmond.
Last week’s Real Housewives of Dallas ended with the ladies in complete disarray after a fight between Brandi Redmond and Kameron Westcott about what one does with napkins and trash.
Stephanie Hollman is having a difficult trip to begin with and has an emotional reaction to Kameron calling her BFF “trash.” Stephanie turns to Kary Brittingham for advice on how she should handle the delicate situation.
Kameron Westcott tossing that napkin at Brandi Redmond was heavily teased leading up to Real Housewives of Dallas Season 4. Four episodes in and we already saw it.
Brandi used the “F word,” which made Kameron uncomfortable. Girl, this is a Real Housewives show. Cursing is par for the course. In response, Kameron told Brandi “that was trash” and tossed a napkin in her face. In Real Housewives standards, the napkin toss was pretty tame. She could have smashed a glass, flipped a table, or tossed a chair. All of those are Teresa Giudice-patented moves, by the way. Nevertheless, both ladies walked away from the incident thinking that they were the victim. Ah, classic.
Aaaaahhhh… Viva la Mexico with the Real Housewives Of Dallas. Friends, or foes, who’s to know but napkins went flying, mediation mallets weren’t calming, and peeing in public took place! Oh, and this is only Kameron Westcott‘s behavior we’re talking about!
It’s hard night, good morning — or not! After said hard night of dealing with LeeAnne Locken‘s drama the good is mighty forced. Especially from LeeAnne herself. Stephanie Hollman was so agitated out she puked at 2am, to exorcise all the bad juju. But at least she was quiet so Kameron didn’t have to hear anything icky-o, right girl?
It’s day 2 of the Real Housewives Of Dallas trip to Careyes Mexico, and oh boy did things get off to a rocky start last week courtesy of LeeAnne Locken‘s mood.
After an explosive first dinner where LeeAnne made sarcastic comments about suicide to shock Kary Brittingham, the women try to put on happy faces for a fun day at the Mexican polo matches. But even a talking horse, gymnastics and a ton of tequila can’t truly erase the gloomy mood – especially for Stephanie Hollman, who is really struggling to deal with LeeAnne’s comments in relate to her own battle with depression.
Last night, the Real Housewives Of Dallas traveled to Careyes, Mexico to visit Kary Brittingham‘s amazing family resort. Unfortunately, LeeAnne Locken forgot to pack her positivity panties and instead was like the human equivalent of having a yeast infection on vaycay. LeeAnne should’ve stay-away-cayed so Kameron Westcott could’ve fit another grande bago on the plane instead.
It’s just a casual morning here in Dallas, where our favorite Housewives are preparing for their day. Most people stumble to the coffee pot, but Kameron is perfectly coiffed with her eyelashes affixed, and is calmly blowing up a whoopee cushion then inviting Court to sit down. Kameron apparently didn’t know what a whoopee cushion is because she made a face like Court shoved a K-Cup up his hoo-hah during an impromptu pageant amongst friends in a private home. Class, Court, Claaaaaaays.
Meanwhile, Travis Hollman just got Housewiv’d! No, that’s not what he calls having sex with Stephanie Hollman. It’s when one receives an ultimate arrogant social slight. In this case, D’Andra Simmons stands Travis up for a business meeting, because her hair was getting did all night. D’Andra never even bothered to tell Travis directly that she needed to reschedule. Instead, she texted Stephanie at 1:30 am to cancel because she had a hair emergency. Suuuuper profesh, Daaandra!
Tonight is the first cast trip for this season’s Real Housewives Of Dallas, and the ladies are going all out to newbie Kary Brittingham‘s fabulous Mexican resort. I mean, seriously, the luxury on this show parallels only RHOBH – and I LOVE it!
However before these ladies play hard, they must work hard. Or, hardly! D’Andra Simmons‘ company is floundering so Stephanie Hollman arranges for D’Andra to meet with Travis for some advice in how to save Green Miracle.