Real Housewives Of Dallas continues to argue about etiquette that clearly doesn’t exist. Mainly because the person appointed judge and jury of how to behave and why has an obvious blind-eye towards one of the main perpetrators. I’m looking at YOU, Kameron Westcott.
Why are dinosaurs so closely linked to Real Housewives Of Dallas this season? Is this foreshadowing an extinction of friendships, social hierarchies, and trust funds?!
Maybe the first bad omen was the death of one, inappropriately named, bunny. Leave it to Brandi Redmond to throw a funeral for a deceased bunny she has been storing (wrapped in towels and tucked into a [hopefully clean] litter box), in her chest freezer. FOR SIX MONTHS. I think this beat Sonja Morgan, hoarder queeneth extraordinaire’s record. Brandi’s been trying to decide if she wants to bury Bun-Bun or taxidermy him. (You know LeeAnne Locken plans to have a taxidermied bust made of her 30-year-old face with changing weave capabilities once she passes).
Tonight is the night where everyone on Real Housewives Of Dallas officially recaches the apex of exhaustion with all the demands related to LeeAnne Locken‘s wedding.
It’s finally Kameron Westcott‘s turn to host an event for LeeAnne, and after her years of nodding and smiling to all of LeeAnne’s cray, Kam is rewarded by getting to throw the exalted couples shower! Squeeeeeeeee!!! Unfortunately, a scheduling conflict sends some of the ladies backing out last minute – no call; no show!
I don’t know what is going on with Real Housewives Of Dallas, but the prevailing theme this year seems to be how LeeAnne Locken deals with her ghosts, vs. how everyone else deals with their ghosts. Last night LeeAnne, once again, tangled with Kary Brittingham over the past, who had it worse and who handles it better – and that past includes what to do with the problem of D’Andra Simmons.
LeeAnne’s nonstop wedding festivities are taking a toll on everyone, that’s for sure!
In between partying and being a Real Housewife, Brandi Redmond finds time to be an actual housewife by taking her girls to cheerleading practice. Brooklyn and Brinkley have a try-out coming up. They get gymnastics lessons and one-on-one coaching. In contrast, Brandi recalls how she taught herself back walkovers by throwing herself over the hill near her trailer park.
You can always count on Real Housewives Of Dallas to go someplace whacky and completely unexpected, and tonight is no exception when they go ghost hunting. Literally they like enter the Blair Witch Project. But I think the struggle is finding out who are the real witches: the Housewives or the actual ghosts.
Right on the heels of her lingerie shower comes another event for LeeAnne Locken‘s wedding when she celebrates her bachelorette with a PG stripper that even Kameron Westcott isn’t too repulsed by.
I don’t know about you, but I felt so uncomfortable watching Kameron Westcott and Stephanie Hollman argue on Real Housewives of Dallas last week. After a pep talk from Travis Hollman, Stephanie was prepared to move their friendship forward with an honest conversation. Instead, it just didn’t seem like Kameron was listening. She claimed that she was “attacked”…. by Stephanie of all people. Stephanie couldn’t attack a Housewife even if she tried.
On the previous episode, Stephanie felt guilty that she didn’t stand up for Brandi Redmond, her best friend of a decade, when Kameron called her “trash.” Again. Stephanie also felt slighted when Kameron strongly implied that Stephanie wasn’t a good friend and judged her for living in the wealthy part of Dallas. Earth to Kameron, Stephanie has money too. And lots of it. Meanwhile, Stephanie went out of the way to bond with Kameron and they even started working out together just the two of them. Usually, Real Housewives use each other’s milestone events to look for fights and get more camera time. However, this time, it didn’t seem like that was Stephanie’s intention. Nevertheless, she ended up crying at LeeAnne Locken’s lingerie shower (which I still can’t get over being an actual thing that people do), trying to hold it in to not disrupt the party.
Kary Brittingham is certainly making a splash this season on The Real Housewives of Dallas. In just a few episodes, the Season 4 rookie has clashed with queen bee LeeAnne Locken, hosted a girls trip to her stunning vacation home in Carayes, Mexico and even attempted to play mediator between Brandi Redmond, Kameron Westcott and Stephanie Hollman over the trip’s “trashy” Napkingate feud.
In a recent interview, the new RHOD star opened up about replacing pal (and OG Housewife) Cary Deuber and which of her cast mates she’s closest to now. Spoiler alert: the answer probably isn’t who you’re thinking.
On last night’s Real Housewives Of Dallas, we celebrated LeeAnne Locken‘s wedding with the first of many nonsensical parties. This particularly onerous event was a mid-afternoon circus-themed lingerie shower that was thrown by Stephanie Hollman and former Housewife Cary Deuber. Basically, LeeAnne needed them to pay for it.
Clearly, LeeAnne believes she’s owed a free party because she’s done SO much to promote Mark Deuber‘s career! In fact, all of these numerous pre-wedding festivities are basically an opportunity for LeeAnne to exploit parties and presents from people. Stephanie even says as much when she and Cary list out all the gifts they’ll have to buy and reveal that LeeAnne actually planned her entire lingerie shower herself, but had the bills sent to them.
After an eventful trip to Careyes Mexico, the Real Housewives Of Dallas are back in Texas and bonded anew. Which means they’re all invited to a circus-themed lingerie party to celebrate LeeAnne Locken‘s upcoming wedding to Rich Emberlin. Let’s hope LeeAnne doesn’t cry about being abandoned at the carnival into any bustiers.
This is just the first of LeeAnne’s many pre-wedding celebrations, but with all the drama happening at this thing, we’ll have to see if the guest list remains the same! Kary Brittingham is not impressed by the trashy festivities and wonders what kind of wedding LeeAnne plans on having. Um, a free one… and all these parties are definitely a gift grab.